Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[You're MDNWU]

Did Nick see BJM get the warrant and multiple crack streams, realizing his LOTY award may be up for grabs and decided the only way he can secure another victory is by getting sued again AND aim for a longer stint in prison?

 

[L Ghia]

I'm sorry but I cannot be fucked to give you the timestamp, but early on in Nick's stream he alludes to not being able to fire the Nanny faster than the span at which he found out vs when she left (which was a week)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Balldo washers are mass reporting comment on youtube to protect their Kings honor

You have a history of alleging this stuff when in fact you just forgot to sort by “new” and never account for YT’s very well known chat bugginess.

 

[Lian Xing]

YT’s very well known chat bugginess.

That's a meme to cover their manipulation of the comments.

 

[AltisticRight]

"We also had a 17 year old"... Didn't the Nanny quit before he turned 17?

Yeah, he was just 16 I believe.
Do you think pathological liars like skelly can keep his lies straight?

Nick's really trying to ruin his nanny's life because she refused his advances told the cops what she saw in the balldo bunker

He simultaneously lamented that the nanny left him when his family was the most in need of her services, while accusing her of feeding his children alcohol.

2. Junkie gave his kids coke n alcohol

You know what? I was going to bring this up in a later post where I collate responses to all those clips. I'll just throw this out here right now for everyone to consider.

Question: which daughter told these stories? Was it A. Rekieta, the same child that tested positive for cocaine AND the metabolite benzoylecgonine?
This matters, because guess what, cocaine interacts with alcohol. The metabolite formed is called ethylbenzoylecgonine (ie cocaethylen, eh-thel-ben-zoy-leko-neen, not kfhsklrpaghlsgl English literature major haver).
She was not tested positive for that. It's safe to assume that they (Minnesota Monitoring) did test for this.

If he DARES TO EVEN SUGGEST his nanny caused the >5000pg/mg reading, he's in for a real world of shit. I would love to see his explanation of this. Would he be that vindictive and vile? Let's see.

He saw Ian or Karl might actually steal the LOTY from him, so he's doing a great effort to remain the lolcow champion 3rd in a row, he wants to be the Ayrton Senna of kiwi farms.

As far as I know he's disqualified, otherwise I can't see anyone else winning.

@AltisticRight,

No disrespect, but the way Nick keeps finding new lows, you got about as much chance of people here stopping the calls for him to kill himself already as Null has getting 100% of the site userbase to properly thumbnail their images.

I've avoided it myself, but the man is truly infuriating, vile, and evil.

You may as well try to get @AnOminous and the rest of the Boogie thread to stop telling him to die. That ship has sailed. And wishing Nick death is a lot more charitable than wishing him eternal torture as he deserves.

Oh it's fine, he's disqualified for LOTY but he's now first place on my list of "why don't you just die" list. He surpassed boogie2988 with his recent spiteful babbling towards an innocent nanny.

Also, what the fuck is "north of 50k" anyway? North is "up", on a cartesian plane, that's the y-axis. Wouldn't "east of" make more sense, because it the x-axis, meaning more than 50k?
He said he can't "afford a 90k nanny".
Like nigger, 50+30 is 80, that's an entire 10k away from 90k. Also, the 30k "snack budget" was itemised with receipts, they're basically household expenses. What does that have to do with her bloody salary? When I work in the office, am I accountable for utility costs? What is he even talking about?
Is his plan to drive us insane so we can't pick apart his lies anymore?

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm sorry but I cannot be fucked to give you the timestamp, but early on in Nick's stream he alludes to not being able to fire the Nanny faster than the span at which he found out vs when she left (which was a week)

He's very weasely with his wording

I took it as him alleging she quit before he could fire her (a week after he claims she called him drunk) which is retarded because if she's calling you drunk around your kids and you cared you'd immediately fire her for the kids' safety

 

[SigmaBalls]

If he DARES TO EVEN SUGGEST that the nanny was the cause of the >5000pg/mg reading, he's in for a real world of shit. I would love to see his explanation of this. Would he be that vindictive and vile? Let's see.

screencap this, we have less than 3 days to find out if he's this vindictive and vile.
my prediction: tomorrow morning, at the rate he's escalating, going by what everyone's archiving here it seems Nick genuinely is on the path of pinning the reading on someone, not kayla, not april, not even aaron.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I took it as she quit before he could fire her (a week after she called him drunk)

I’m not singling you out but I think it’s worth using the word allegedly when discussing the nutty accusations Nick is making against the former nanny. People are lazy and often don’t engage their brains when perusing this thread.

 

[Meat Target]

Nick shit-talks the pastor who cares more about his children than Nick does and says “fuck them” about his in-laws, thinks his Chaney defamation is cute, and more Eric July retardation:

My eyes went wide as saucers hearing that laughter.

No remorse, no introspection, no consideration that people might be pissed off at him for a good reason...it's all just a Funny and Weird game to him.

What a little chicken-necked bastard. This fudgepacking wastrel is evil.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I would love to see his explanation of this. Would he be that vindictive and vile? Let's see.

It was the Nanny that brought in the Cocaine in the first place! I didn't get addicted to it at Hedonism while watching Kayla fuck a Jamacian...it was the NANNY the entire time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vibralldo]

I’m not singling you out but I think it’s worth using the word allegedly when discussing the nutty accusations Nick is making against the former nanny. People are lazy and often don’t engage their brains when perusing this thread.

Good point, updated and added additional clarification

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Did Nick see BJM get the warrant and multiple crack streams, realizing his LOTY award may be up for grabs and decided the only way he can secure another victory is by getting sued again AND aim for a longer stint in prison?

Up for grabs? The game was rigged from the start. The only real contender is Destiny, but his shark lawyer is too busy milking him dry to quickly close his case.

 

[Stiffy]

I agree that Nick is throwing the former nanny under the bus this long after the fact because he's terrified of what the bodycam footage is going to reveal to the public. And in his Swiss cheese holed brain he thinks if he can somehow blame the messy shithole living conditions they lived in on her negligence, and abruptly leaving them it might lessen the damage.
Sorry Nick, but you'll still be swirling in the bowl, and the final flush is coming soon enough. Reminds me of this funny little sculpture my dad on his bookshelf growing up. It was a guy in a toilet bowl with his hand on the lever, and the caption read "Goodbye cruel world"
It would be funny and weird if Nick pulled a Christine Chubbuck on stream, but he's too much of a coward to even attempt that ultimate narcissist power move.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am sure somebody else has mentioned this already, but the fact that Nick is going after Nanny Chaney and not "Nanny" April really reinforces in my mind that he and April aren't completely separated.

Nick does not take rejection well, and April would be a far better candidate to try and blame if he's trying to get ahead of the bodycam release. She was there right up to the arrest, even though we know the whole Nanny thing with her was a cover.

Instead, he has to go back to the Nanny who quit in February, three months before the arrest, to try and find a scapegoat. It's really fucking weak, but it's about all he's got.

 

[Melty Butter]

If he DARES TO EVEN SUGGEST his nanny caused the >5000pg/mg reading, he's in for a real world of shit. I would love to see his explanation of this. Would he be that vindictive and vile? Let's see.

He very well might be doing so. A couple of points on that.

- On the PrettyAntisocial vid he mentioned that Kayla and April could never remember the combination of the safe in which he kept his coke. What an odd thing to say. First of all, I'm sure it's a lie. Second, is he going to conjure up a story where Chaney or Aaron knew it?

- For you in particular, Nick talked at length about drug testing this morning. (It was pretty boring so I doubt it'll be clipped - I was barely following.) You might find it informative as you glom together all of his bullshit about testing. His comments ranged from canine dog sniffers being ineffective to sweat tests to, yes, hair follicle testing. He claims that courts and POs do not like sweat tests or hair follicle testing... for whatever reason.

 

[Lian Xing]

I am sure somebody else has mentioned this already, but the fact that Nick is going after Nanny Chaney and not "Nanny" April really reinforces in my mind that he and April aren't completely separated.

I think you are right. I can't come up with a plausible explanation that includes Mommy paying Ape to fuck off with the stipulation there is to be no more contact that doesn't involve Rugieta somehow going behind everyones' backs to keep seeing her considering everything else we know like the address.

 

[keke]

I am sure somebody else has mentioned this already, but the fact that Nick is going after Nanny Chaney and not "Nanny" April really reinforces in my mind that he and April aren't completely separated.

Nick does not take rejection well, and April would be a far better candidate to try and blame if he's trying to get ahead of the bodycam release. She was there right up to the arrest, even though we know the whole Nanny thing with her was a cover.

Instead, he has to go back to the Nanny who quit in February, three months before the arrest, to try and find a scapegoat. It's really fucking weak, but it's about all he's got.

Whether he still sees her or not, he’s still ‘in love’ with her and refers to their time together as some scared thing. Gets super mad when Aaron correctly says it was dirty and gross. He will always pine after her, sneakily posting this in places Kayla won’t see.

Getting a girlfriend, a retarded skinny no tit blonde unscarred by child birth, is literally his fantasy. He had Kayla and his family, he wanted something ‘better,’ he was sick of fucking the same woman and the life he chose, so April gave him that escape. One he was desperate for, actively pushed for inch by inch starting with his Locals nude soliciting. Not to mention the ego boost. Remember that he was doing coke off his Law Pope car plates to impress April. Nick just wants to be thought of as cool.

 

[AltisticRight]

For you in particular, Nick talked at length about drug testing this morning. (It was pretty boring so I doubt it'll be clipped - I was barely following.) You might find it informative as you glom together all of his bullshit about testing. His comments ranged from canine dog sniffers being ineffective to sweat tests to, yes, hair follicle testing. He claims that courts and POs do not like sweat tests or hair follicle testing... for whatever reason.

What does cocaine dogs have to do with this? He's poisoning the well again. He did it last time with heroine.
I hope someone valiant and brave clips it, like @elb. He's not going to bullshit his way out of this. Is there an approximate timestamp?

 

[Pentamidine]

I am sure somebody else has mentioned this already, but the fact that Nick is going after Nanny Chaney and not "Nanny" April really reinforces in my mind that he and April aren't completely separated.

I could believe that the are completely separated but he continues to defend her because he doesn't want her to get mad at him and start telling stories. Even if she just came out and said "Aaron never ate Nick's goo - I made that up to turn on Nick because he really enjoyed demeaning Aaron." it would be devastating to Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Best we can do is really savor him withering. I used to think it was Ralph I really hated the most cause he abused women, his mother, and was just a genuine piece of shit. But, Nick puts Ralph to shame. SOMEHOW.

Ralph had no real choice about whether or not to be white trash. He was pretty much fucked from birth (even before Ronnie molested him and turned him gay). Nick was born with a silver Balldo up his ass, and CHOSE his state of degeneracy.

This makes it sound like the kids said something innocuous and Nick overanalyzed it and came to the conclusion she gave them alcohol.

No, it sounds like Nick just made up outright lies based on nothing whatsoever.