Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Educational purposes only. Don't watch Nick ( holes in head ) Rekeita

Now let's be nice.
Cocaine didn't put those holes in his brain, cocaine gave people a reason to watch him again after the degeneracy became apparent.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

One of the things that struck me as oddest about the Rekieta's was their desire to take holidays *away* from their kids. Family holidays have always been one of the best things about having a family.

To be fair if my wife and I took care of five young homeschooled kids we'd probably want a vacation from them too.

Hits differently though when you realize they were both subsidized by Rekieta's old money, have never worked real jobs, and had the nanny bear the burden of actually raising the children.

 

[Flora Fox]

To be fair if my wife and I took care of five young homeschooled kids we'd probably want a vacation from them too.

And didn't do much homeschooling either.

 

[Vesperus]

It is insane and stupid.

This is the Rekieta thread. Most of the things documented here are insane and stupid.

 

[not william stenchever]

It’s one of those things you don’t notice fully until you’re an adult just how your parents were there for you.

My old man fucked up his back when I was young so we didn't do much recreational outdoorsy stuff together but we got into all sorts of projects that I didn't realize until much later had taught me many practical skills. The amount of people my age who would be unable to say "My dad taught me basic practical skills" is astonishing to think about.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick's lawyer: Stop posting shit about Aaron dumbfuck
Nick: Guess I can't tweet at all then.


Prolonged absences from streaming almost universally destroy your viewership numbers, its why nearly every streamer follows a rigid schedule.

It'll be fun to see what Nick's numbers are if he doesn't stream until after the hearing. If the numbers are the same as he was doing last stream, we've found the theoretical rock bottom of his viewership.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's lawyer: Stop posting shit about Aaron dumbfuck
Nick: Guess I can't tweet at all then.


Prolonged absences from streaming almost universally destroy your viewership numbers, its why nearly every streamer follows a rigid schedule.

It'll be fun to see what Nick's numbers are if he doesn't stream until after the hearing. If the numbers are the same as he was doing last stream, we've found the theoretical rock bottom of his viewership.

Nick's a power bottom, in every sense of the phrase. Throw him in a hole, he'll keep in digging.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Nick's lawyer: Stop posting shit about Aaron dumbfuck
Nick: Guess I can't tweet at all then.

To be fair, Aaron is everything to Nick.

 

[Melty Butter]

Ol Balldo, with all that land, plenty of space to spend time with his sons. Just nothing.

Great point. I've thought about this too much. It's like he's imposed his nerdy laziness onto his kids by never even making an effort....

• Plenty of room for a pool (though probably best they didn't; water safety is no joke and Nick and Kayla aren't capable).
• Tennis court? Pickleball court? Basketball court? Volleyball or badminton net? Nothing.
• Even a silly putting green or creation of a few actual holes are possible with that much land.
• Does that nearby lake allow for a dock/fishing/boats?
• One of those gigantic outdoor trampolines - they're very popular in the midwest.
• Snow shoeing, cross country skiing - all the winter things. He's never mentioned a word of any of that.
• Hunting. Only April got to do that.

I appreciate that the kids are learning coding, music, singing, and theater, but kids need physical activity, and lots of it.

Aaron may have exaggerated a few stories but when he talked about how he'd get antsy and take all the kids outside to throw balls, my heart broke a little. Has Nick ever done this?

 

[Dropa5pack]

This is the Rekieta thread. Most of the things documented here are insane and stupid.

Don’t you mean funny, and weird you NERD!

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

The Medallion called to him, so who knows? But we have no evidence of something like this happening.

Just spitballing here, any chance Nick had an incestuous relationship with his mother Celeste growing up?
Might explain her dominance over him, and why he never mentions her. They're a really fucking weird sexually open type family from what I've read so it would not shock me.

They are Drow, brvh. Matrons often do such things to enslave the Males; Such is life in Balldoberranzan!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I appreciate that the kids are learning coding, music, singing, and theater, but kids need physical activity, and lots of it.

Aaron may have exaggerated a few stories but when he talked about how he'd get antsy and take all the kids outside to throw balls, my heart broke a little. Has Nick ever done this?

As far as I know it’s just been Nick murdering any creature he could get his hands on, April out hunting properly, and Aaron and Kayla making snow angels. Not fun little activities with the kids except one of them getting mysteriously dosed with cocaine.

 

[Swole McPole]

To be fair if my wife and I took care of five young homeschooled kids we'd probably want a vacation from them too.

I'll admit, I'd never thought of that angle. Most parents are out at work all day and see far less of their kids than they'd wish. If you've got them harrassing you all day, every day, I can see how you might want a break.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Well hopefully some printouts of this don't find their way into a filing.

Your Honor, this truly has no bearing on our case as it's the ramblings of a weirdo on an Internet forum, but it is funny so I motion to enter this into the record.

 

[demicolon]

Aaron and Kayla making snow angels

When you have so much coke on the table you're making crafts from it to pass the time.

 

[Sloppa]

If someone can catch a photo of Nick with a litter picker, trash bag and hi-vis on, that would be like the KiwiFarms version of the Pulitzer Prize for Feature Photography.

Someone a few 100 pages back figured out that Minnesota makes people clean school buses for Community Service. Which is just as amusing when you think about it.

 

[not william stenchever]

When you have so much coke on the table you're making crafts from it to pass the time.

My second favorite scene from Lord of War after the Antonov getting cannibalized for scrap by Africans.

 

[DemsBNutz]

So if he was spending time with the fam... His boredom would have taken over last night or possibly tonight... If past 4th of july's are any references.. Here is to hoping some binding words or outside force are keeping his tongue and spite at bay. You can try to out run the reconning... But it always comes back around most times with more vengeance.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is there any direct link between the two people? I never really gave a shit but now im looking through and it seems insane.

It *IS* insane.

Look, Monty is a bit of a nutter himself (which he himself admits, so I am not trying to denigrate the man here or anything), but a fair amount of shit that's been flung at him over the years is just completely batshit insane. He strikes me as more of a harmless Terry A. Davis type, and not an unhinged serial killer. He simply doesn't deserve a lot of the grief he gets. Nick's Cluster B bullshit is far more frightening than Monty's eccentricities.

There's been weirdos targeting Montagraph for years claiming he murdered JonBenet Ramsey, as part of an MKULTRA experiment that went wrong, and it's being covered up by the highest levels of the government, or some shit.

Another claim you'll encounter is that The Umbrella Man is a real snuff film, and the actress is really dead.

If you want a taste of the insanity, check this page out (archive).

Some choice quotes:

Pentagon source? Shit. I wonder if this dude knows Spectre. Similar vibe.

Also, no mention of water fluoridation or "our precious bodily fluids"?

Shameful.

But the FUNNIEST part is probably this (archive):

and this

We're supposed to believe this is a transcript of a phone conversation the author had with "Kevin Flynn." There's no audio... naturally.

The hand is a symbol of Montagraph's murder of JonBenet Ramsey! "Kevin Flynn" totally says so! Eerily similar crap as was spammed in the Monty lawsuit thread the other night by that weirdo newfag account.


Pentgon Pedophile Task Force? One man away from Trump himself? Okay buddy. Would not shock me if this is our new mystery user.

As you can see, it doesn't matter if Nick sees any of this, because if this is the type of crap he's gonna raise in his defense, I would think it could only help Montagraph. It's absolutely deranged. I am actually shocked Randazza included similar schizobabble as exhibits in his filings. Some of the JonBenet crap that Holmseth spews (see above) is part of the recent Defense Exhibit 5. It's embarrassing.

Just apologize to the poor man for saying he "sucks little boy cock," and throw him some money. Mommy Celeste is good for it, thanks to Petrofac. Jesus fuckin' H. Christ. Nick is an absolute faggot.

Your Honor, this truly has no bearing on our case as it's the ramblings of a weirdo on an Internet forum, but it is funny so I motion to enter this into the record.

Assuming Nick hasn't gone completely nuts, and Randazza isn't just humoring him for a paycheck, the only thing I can think of they're using the court as a forum to smear Montagraph further with the most ridiculous shit imaginable. I mean, that does seem to be Hardin's belief based on his reply brief to Randazza.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Pentgon Pedophile Task Force? One man away from Trump himself? Okay buddy. Would not shock me if this is our new mystery user.

He posted links from that guy's website, so yeah it probably is him.

Now shortly after JonBenet Ramsey’s swingset was being sold on EBay for a ridiculous sum of money, this JBRamsey confession book named Two Is Too Young Too Die was being sold on BarnesAndNoble for 2.22$ by JBSmeary an anagram for JBRamsey.
https://timothycharlesholmseth.com/jonbenet-ramsey-murder-confession-turned-over-to-donald-j-trump/ (https://timothycharlesholmseth.com/jonbenet-ramsey-murder-confession-turned-over-to-donald-j-trump/)