Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 68 10.5%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 93 14.3%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 206 31.7%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 169 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 10.0%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 49 7.5%

  • Total voters
    650
Pentgon Pedophile Task Force? One man away from Trump himself?
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It's also kinda burying the lede to skip his claim that he caught alphabet agents trafficking children, which earned him TEN YEARS of federal harassment; only for him to magically be added to a special anti pedo taskforce that works with the alphabet agents during Biden's presidency?

I've read more believable shit written by literally schizophrenic homeless people
 
It's so odd. Right before you posted this I remembered them. This is the couple Kayla (or Nick? or both?) called unearthly attractive or something?

During a Nick and Kayla stream in February of 2020, Nick's father sent in a superchat about Robin and Larissa. These are Nick and Kayla's Canadian friends who Kayla describes as "literally the most attractive people [she] has ever met."

Nick's father chatted that R&L wanted tickets to a show in Kitchener. Robin was visiting with Nick's parents at the time.

Kayla repeatedly brings up how they aren't supposed to talk about them or their visit and that she "can't get into why this is fun, but it's so fun."



That's something that really concerns me. A while back Nick talked about how he wishes his parents were more sexually open around him. As well he's made comments that having a parent doing online pornography would actually be normal and comfortable for kids, with the kids knowing about it.

I'm not saying he's doing this, or is interested in this definitively. But what concerns me is if there's some kind of area of interest in 'open family' fetishism, which is an intersection of exhibitionism, incest and pedophilia fetishism. Open family fetishism is pretty self explanatory, it's essentially the concept that adults should be sexually open and have no boundaries on sexual behavior in the household, in some cases this magnifies in severity to the point of kids being made to watch sexual behavior, or participate often framed as "teaching them".

I'm not saying Nick is doing that at all, but with his statements outlined above and actions being looser than normal on boundaries between his sex life and children, it's something I worry is in the back of his mind.

Relevant to your post:

2024-05-07: Nick thinks kids being exposed to "penis in Michigan" is morally neutral (and even if it's bad they should still be exposed)

"It's a weird thing, right. We're stuck in this thing where we go; we don't want kids on display because sometimes kids try to be attractive to adults... and we don't want adults harming kids... that's for fucking sure... but we also want to give people the ability to attend an event without... just deciding that it was bad.

You should be exposed to it whether it's bad or good... like a (Mexican?) penis in Michigan."



The specificity of Michigan from the first clip implies that Nick could be imagining a place where his children could share in the nudist experience, like at Forest Hills Club in Saranac which is a "family-friendly" nudist campground, or something along those lines (or worse).

The above clip was also apropos of nothing, as was Nick's comment about kids getting naked being a "great show" from his cokestream that same month:



Nick can also tell on himself when he is cognitively impaired. Here is Nick from the cokestream telling people how much Aaron wasn't there when he was helping his daughter with a neon light before abruptly ending the story:



TL/DR: Though Nick will just say some things for shock value while drunk/high, he can also be prone to telling on himself while in that state. Nick seems to have given serious thought to kids getting exposed to nudity (even in an implicitly sexual context) and has decided that it is a inherently a neutral action, and even if it was bad, the kids should still get exposure regardless.
 
JBR was in fact a victim of sexual abuse, likely child prostitution given the evidence of a third, unknown party in the house and covering-up the parents did, but I kind of doubt it was Monte.
The whole JBR shit was creepy as fuck from beginning to end. Among other things, the idea of letting a girl that young participate in beauty pageants never sit right with me. Then, or now.

But was she killed as part of a CIA MKULTRA glownigger operation that has been exposed by the ultra-secret "Pentagon Pedophile Task Force," and Monty is the real killer?

Uhhhhhh... I'm gonna go with no.
 
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According to major Twitter alog "ScareBro", Nick has been limiting his social interactions to IRL only, presumably to avoid the opportunity to further violate his TRO.
It is increasingly apparent that Barneswalker saw the Aaron livestream and told Nick to shut the everliving fuck up before he catches a criminal charge, violating his probation and catching a Monopoly style "Go Directly To Jail" card.
 
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TL/DR: Though Nick will just say some things for shock value while drunk/high, he can also be prone to telling on himself while in that state. Nick seems to have given serious thought to kids getting exposed to nudity (even in an implicitly sexual context) and has decided that it is a inherently a neutral action, and even if it was bad, the kids should still get exposure regardless.
Given that Nick accuses a fair number of his enemies of being pedos, while hanging out with people like Vito and Melton, and saying crap like this, he's not really helping himself against the ever persistent speculation that he's projecting when he attacks people.

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I just want to see Nick go to prison and get ass rapped to accelerate the inevitable tranny arc when he gets released, and then Kayla finally divorces him.
I don't want him to get "ass raped" (he'd probably enjoy that), but yeah I want him in prison, he's a danger to his children.

I mean, I'm hoping the theorising in this thread is completely off base, and he just said a bunch of stuff on streams to be shocking or something stupid like that.

Hoping.

But regardless, he's an unrepentant drug addict while still being responsible for children, and he's determined to destroy his ex-boyfriend's life.
 
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We're supposed to believe this is a transcript of a phone conversation the author had with Michael Flynn. There's no audio... naturally.

The hand is a symbol of Montagraph's murder of JonBenet Ramsey! Lt. General Michael Flynn totally says so! Eerily similar crap as was spammed in the Monty lawsuit thread the other night by that weirdo newfag account.
He's not talking to Michael Flynn, but someone named Kevin Flynn.
Unless the first name was changed for some bizarre protection reasons; I think he was talking to the guy from Tron.
 
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According to major Twitter alog "ScareBro", Nick has been limiting his social interactions to IRL only, presumably to avoid the opportunity to further violate his TRO.
It is increasingly apparent that Barneswalker saw the Aaron livestream and told Nick to shut the everliving fuck up before he catches a criminal charge, violating his probation and catching a Monopoly style "Go Directly To Jail" card.
IF true it is only matter of time before he is back and does it. Because what some Barneswalker know. Nick is Lawpope he does not "advice" from some lawpeasant.
 
He's not talking to Michael Flynn, but someone named Kevin Flynn.
I kinda just assumed he doesn't know the actual first name of Gen Flynn. There's only one Flynn I know of connected to the NSA, and thought that's who he wanted people to believe he's talking to. But I went ahead and edited it to "Kevin Flynn" in case it's somebody he just made up.

Absolute insanity still.

Unless the first name was changed for some bizarre protection reasons; I think he was talking to the guy from Tron.
Jeff Bridges's character? Lol. Nobody tell @AnOminous. Or the Master Control Program.
 
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I know for a fact he won't, but it'd be nice if Rekieta saw how quickly this thread came to grinding halt after him going silent for only a few days and realized that he can actually move past the internet celebrity phase of his life. He keeps using the excuse of the kiwifarms never leaving him alone as a crutch for staying online but after only three days you guys are stuck fruitlessly arguing whether he secretly wants to fuck his mom or not. The answer is simple; no, he wants to fuck his dad. But besides that, he can just do something, anything really, as a job and be rid of all the online demons that haunt him. He won't even for his family's sake. It's pathetic.
 
Monty works for the MCP?! How deep does this hole go?
What if... Montagraph *IS* the Master Control Program?!

Holy shit! That would explain why he keeps getting away with all these high-profile murders, and the government can't ever catch him!

BEHOLD! MONTAGRAPH'S FINAL FORM!
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I know for a fact he won't, but it'd be nice if Rekieta saw how quickly this thread came to grinding halt after him going silent for only a few days and realized that he can actually move past the internet celebrity phase of his life. He keeps using the excuse of the kiwifarms never leaving him alone as a crutch for staying online but after only three days you guys are stuck fruitlessly arguing whether he secretly wants to fuck his mom or not. The answer is simple; no, he wants to fuck his dad. But besides that, he can just do something, anything really, as a job and be rid of all the online demons that haunt him. He won't even for his family's sake. It's pathetic.
It was really weird reading the thread after the initial speculation was over, it was like watching dementia patients in an assisted living home. Points being regurgitated i remember from a year ago. Nick was really wrong on that one, this thread would DIE if he left the internet, it'd be fucking done.
Also you've opened up my eyes to the truth, Nick, the fat assed gay retard does in fact want to fuck his dad. Reverse Oedipus over here.
 
I really hope Aaron will have attorney and won't fuck up hearing about restraining order, Nick ending in jail because he had to fuck around his former lover would be just chefs kiss.
Its possible he didn't have one at the time of complaint and ex-parte order.
I've had a lawyer do this when I wanted a financially minimal case. They go "submit the the complaint yourself and we'll jump in once its filed with the court".
 
I know for a fact he won't, but it'd be nice if Rekieta saw how quickly this thread came to grinding halt after him going silent for only a few days and realized that he can actually move past the internet celebrity phase of his life. He keeps using the excuse of the kiwifarms never leaving him alone as a crutch for staying online but after only three days you guys are stuck fruitlessly arguing whether he secretly wants to fuck his mom or not. The answer is simple; no, he wants to fuck his dad. But besides that, he can just do something, anything really, as a job and be rid of all the online demons that haunt him. He won't even for his family's sake. It's pathetic.
So if we keep talking about Nick he'll keep making content?

Works for me
 
Nick seems to have given serious thought to kids getting exposed to nudity (even in an implicitly sexual context) and has decided that it is a inherently a neutral action, and even if it was bad, the kids should still get exposure regardless.
This is such a deeply disturbing clip compilation. My parents did not swing (as far as I know) but hippie sex books were all over the home - all the positions. Grateful Dead concerts at country fairs were visited with topless women. Plenty of kids were left feral and allowed to wander naked while weed was everywhere. I was never harmed, but I know a few who were. The world has gotten a lot smarter since then. For Nick to contemplate this is... very problematic.

I'll admit, I'd never thought of that angle. Most parents are out at work all day and see far less of their kids than they'd wish. If you've got them harrassing you all day, every day, I can see how you might want a break.
It's a rather nuanced issue that depends on means, caregiver support, and breast feeding which Kayla did, for around 12 months for each kid. Nick has said that. That ties you to the baby for a very long time, constantly. In Kayla's case, that would be 5 years. (@Not Who You Think there is some evidence for this but it would take some digging.)

Millennial moms have invented the term of being "touched out" by their babies, and it's on point. It's a lot of work, mostly thankless, and physically draining. I sometimes wonder if Kayla was undone by it all. HOWEVER, that is not an excuse.... I'm just looking for reasons for how all this happened.

As kids get older, it's easier to take up to a week away from kids while ALSO doing family vacations. Most upper-middle-class Americans get 3-4 weeks vacation. Until 2020ish, Kayla and Nick seemed to follow that program. There are plenty of Rekieta family vacation pics (Legoland, the zoo, roller coaster pics, etc, etc.) to verify. Kayla was active on FB, giving upvotes and comments and... coping.

Then, after 2021, for the Rekietas, everything went off the rails... for whatever reason.
 
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