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Rehab would be a total waste of money for a complete loser like Nick. After all, he's not even an addict. Why would he go to rehab?
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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The only thing Nick needs to go into is 76 inches into a Timberwolf 230.
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No prude, he does drugs because they're cool and funny. Why are you being weird and unfunny about drugs? And what do drugs have to do with Jamaican cuckolding and his asshole?
"No ayy-lawgs, the bottle was wedged in between the cheeks, not inserted into my asshole."
Is life really worth living, Nick?
16 inches deep, and multiple large Jamaican men were involved during the insertion. Very gay, very homosexual, and very bitch made behavior from this cuck.
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Nick gets baited way too easily
Guess he doesn't have any friends to talk to or anything
Nick is such a trust fund FUCKTARD
He never had to pay his own tickets.
VOLUMES Spoken.
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To be a fly on the wall when that screenshot is discussed in court and Nick has to explain how he stuck a bottle in his ass but not inside his ass. There is no doubt in my mind that Nick will be able to say this without any awareness of how poorly it reflects on his balding cuck ass.
TertiaryObjective
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There’s not too much here to clip. Nick has an awful understanding of the Bible and is not a Christian. He claims that God uses “shady people” to get things done. This is true. However, his further interpretation is that because the Bible contains accounts of sinners in places of authority, it’s okay for people to sin. He seems to think that if someone is in a place of authority, God approves them and their sin. This is patently false. Nick’s favorite character, David, was punished by God for his sins by God killing his son, and by God proclaiming that the sword will never leave his bloodline, and that he will raise evil from his own bloodline against him.
This is a cope Rekieta has used before and is also pretty common among MAGA Evangelicals in coping with the fact that their based Christian president is a philanderer and adulterer.
The woman interviewing him is equally clueless and says “Nothing against Jesus, but the New Testament contains some things that are pretty disturbing, too.” Spoken like someone who has never actually read the Bible and just has it explained to her by people like Nick Rekieta.
This is a cope Rekieta has used before and is also pretty common among MAGA Evangelicals in coping with the fact that their based Christian president is a philanderer and adulterer.
The woman interviewing him is equally clueless and says “Nothing against Jesus, but the New Testament contains some things that are pretty disturbing, too.” Spoken like someone who has never actually read the Bible and just has it explained to her by people like Nick Rekieta.
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This, combined with the community service suddenly being so important to him, reeks of him trying to collect as many brownie points as possible before his hearing in August. He’s trying to impress the judge enough to keep his ass out of the can for a month.
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"Well ACKSHYUALLY I never said it was up your ASSHOLE, just up your ASS."
Nick is deeply stupid. He's putting himself in the same camp as Judas Iscariot, NOT King David.
And if you asked her for some examples she'd start sputtering helplessly if she's the usual idiot who says something like this. If she's a reddit atheist, she'd give you some misquotations straight from /r/atheism.
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Religion is for humans, not angels. And thank God we are not angels. Because unlike angels, who remain static and at the same level for the duration of their service, humans have the capacity for growth, maturation and spiritual elevation.
Well, most of us do. But not Nick Rekieta.
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Summary of the most recent stream. It was a fairly disorganized stream so I've categorized my notes with spoilers.
South Park Threatens A Paramount Lawsuit, News Talk, It's A Glorious Time
TL;DR: Definitely off his game. First half was QuarterPounder-tier content by reading multiple low-level articles and providing no insightful commentary. Last half the stream (90+ minutes) was Cooking with Kurt. Plenty of pushback from the chat regarding the "orchestrated hate" (Nick quoted that chat and invited that person to leave).
In response to above, Nick said, “I 100% endorse that chat and everything about it.”
South Park Threatens A Paramount Lawsuit, News Talk, It's A Glorious Time
TL;DR: Definitely off his game. First half was QuarterPounder-tier content by reading multiple low-level articles and providing no insightful commentary. Last half the stream (90+ minutes) was Cooking with Kurt. Plenty of pushback from the chat regarding the "orchestrated hate" (Nick quoted that chat and invited that person to leave).
- He’s changed his lighting. He's only using his studio lighting for "better contrast"; he's turned off the other lights in his room.
- Jokes about doing 2 streams in a row and how he’s actually working. He plans to stream on Friday.
- Will not be streaming tonight because he’s taking his daughter to a late-night movie and won’t be back in time: Movie is JUJUTSU KAISEN. AI explained it to me - I googled:
(Is this kid appropriate? I wouldn't know.)
- Showed all his fights with ChatGPT, and then Grok, to get the thumbnail he wanted.
- Called Faran a “humpback whale” and later said that she and Kurt have the same body type.
- Laughed at Mindset's troubles and sang a groomer song. Said, "Life has a funny way of working out.”
- Promoted Supertips strongly; got some pushback. One person said that doing so would be "giving your personal information to a pedo". Nick replied that Supertips does not get your personal info and there are plenty of pedos at Google.
- He’s talked to YellowFlash recently. He’ll keep us updated on how it goes.
- He’s thinking of using his weed card, but he hates it. “I like stimulants.” Said: “If I’m gonna do drugs, I’m going to do drugs.”
- Stands by everything he said about Monty and believes it to be true; he’s never been shown evidence that he was false.
- His audio (compressing issue) was messed up during Cooking With Kurt.
- EVS in chat
- Someone asked how much to buy the Joker painting. Answer: "A lot".
- Admits that he's bad at maintaining friendships because he doesn't like getting back to people.
- He wants to take the word "gaslighting" out of the female vocabulary because he's so sick of being accused of doing it.
- Jokes about doing 2 streams in a row and how he’s actually working. He plans to stream on Friday.
- Will not be streaming tonight because he’s taking his daughter to a late-night movie and won’t be back in time: Movie is JUJUTSU KAISEN. AI explained it to me - I googled:
(Is this kid appropriate? I wouldn't know.)
- Showed all his fights with ChatGPT, and then Grok, to get the thumbnail he wanted.
- Called Faran a “humpback whale” and later said that she and Kurt have the same body type.
- Laughed at Mindset's troubles and sang a groomer song. Said, "Life has a funny way of working out.”
- Promoted Supertips strongly; got some pushback. One person said that doing so would be "giving your personal information to a pedo". Nick replied that Supertips does not get your personal info and there are plenty of pedos at Google.
- He’s talked to YellowFlash recently. He’ll keep us updated on how it goes.
- He’s thinking of using his weed card, but he hates it. “I like stimulants.” Said: “If I’m gonna do drugs, I’m going to do drugs.”
- Stands by everything he said about Monty and believes it to be true; he’s never been shown evidence that he was false.
- His audio (compressing issue) was messed up during Cooking With Kurt.
- EVS in chat
- Someone asked how much to buy the Joker painting. Answer: "A lot".
- Admits that he's bad at maintaining friendships because he doesn't like getting back to people.
- He wants to take the word "gaslighting" out of the female vocabulary because he's so sick of being accused of doing it.
His so-called content was...
1) Reading a boring article about the contract issues with South Park and Paramount. Then said he doesn't watch SPark but he knows it's popular. (He didn't get into all the censorship issues which are far more interesting.)
2) Reading a boring article about Newsom, ICE and undocumented workers at a weed farm. Also, painfully boring.
3) Then he got sidetracked by a sex story and guess what he spent the most time on? This one + the Formella case (IYKYK).
Red meat commentary about MAPs and taking female predators as seriously as we take males.
1) Reading a boring article about the contract issues with South Park and Paramount. Then said he doesn't watch SPark but he knows it's popular. (He didn't get into all the censorship issues which are far more interesting.)
2) Reading a boring article about Newsom, ICE and undocumented workers at a weed farm. Also, painfully boring.
3) Then he got sidetracked by a sex story and guess what he spent the most time on? This one + the Formella case (IYKYK).
Red meat commentary about MAPs and taking female predators as seriously as we take males.
In response to above, Nick said, “I 100% endorse that chat and everything about it.”
- Crack chicken (Kurt's dish) is "my kind of cooking!"
- Cooking mockery about Kurt's screw top Australian wine, salmonella contamination, salt-free Land O Lakes, using an Instapot, putting butter in his protein coffee, solidified garlic powder (didn't have fresh), not reducing the wine or browning the chicken, the 80g of bacon bits he used. (It was pretty dismal cooking.)
- Personal mockery about Kurt's creepy looks, bad camera angles, the neckline of his polos, and dandruff.
- Nick thinks Kurt should have played up his cowboy look and gotten a tan leather vest (he was serious).
- Nick ranted about how retarded keto people are
- He unironically said Cooking With Kurt is the best content on YT. It triggers all of his emotional responses.
- There was a fair amont of pushback about the bullying from the chat. Nick got more defiant and told at least one person to leave.
- More biblesplaining about Sodom and the wicked men of God. (Kurt was reading some comic/D&D thing about it which set Nick off.)
- Cooking mockery about Kurt's screw top Australian wine, salmonella contamination, salt-free Land O Lakes, using an Instapot, putting butter in his protein coffee, solidified garlic powder (didn't have fresh), not reducing the wine or browning the chicken, the 80g of bacon bits he used. (It was pretty dismal cooking.)
- Personal mockery about Kurt's creepy looks, bad camera angles, the neckline of his polos, and dandruff.
- Nick thinks Kurt should have played up his cowboy look and gotten a tan leather vest (he was serious).
- Nick ranted about how retarded keto people are
- He unironically said Cooking With Kurt is the best content on YT. It triggers all of his emotional responses.
- There was a fair amont of pushback about the bullying from the chat. Nick got more defiant and told at least one person to leave.
- More biblesplaining about Sodom and the wicked men of God. (Kurt was reading some comic/D&D thing about it which set Nick off.)
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Judas in the end felt remorse and did the right thing. Nick is more like the pharaoh who allowed his nation to be ruined and his child to be killed for no other reason than pettiness.
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Even Nick's retarded stragglers think the Kurt segments are boring and only exist because Nick's a jealous fag that hates that Kurt realized Nick's a piece of shit
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The heifers over at PAS have started trying to fling some mud and shit to gain relevance. and get a hoof up on the competition
Maybe the checks from Celeste stopped coming in?
From the comments, @elb disavows the allegations.
@Potentially Criminal is just confused.
Maybe the Steel Toe well is running dry for them.
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From the comments, @elb disavows the allegations.
@Potentially Criminal is just confused.
Maybe the Steel Toe well is running dry for them.
Edit: a word for clarity
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These bitches talk like retards
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No, he actually didn't. He committed a mortal sin. He should have repented. Instead, he assumed his sin was too monumental for God to forgive. That is the sin of despair, one of the greatest sins of arrogance one can commit. He assumed he could commit a sin that not even God could forgive.
That is, itself, a mortal sin.
(Incidentally, in Catholic theology, Judas's suicide was an even greater sin than betraying Jesus. Peter betrayed Jesus three times.)
Sloppa
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Nick is too much of a worthless, trust-fund, imposter to make a full meal on camera. We only got a coked out slop-stream (heh!) from nick. If he was cool and rad like Dick Masterson, he would make a Locals Only show of one of Kurt's recipes, proper ingredients, the right cookware and gas stoves etc.
But we all know nick is a sad little cuck, sitting in the corner, as Lord Imhotep gave greater orgasmic joy to the mother of his children than wet-noodle-nicky ever did. Par for the course really, he is and was the pale shadow of his dad. "Chief of Tomfoolery", more like "Assistant to the Chief of Tomfoolery".
But we all know nick is a sad little cuck, sitting in the corner, as Lord Imhotep gave greater orgasmic joy to the mother of his children than wet-noodle-nicky ever did. Par for the course really, he is and was the pale shadow of his dad. "Chief of Tomfoolery", more like "Assistant to the Chief of Tomfoolery".
johnnynoname
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I know I'm pointing out the obvious but again- THEY. CHECK. LITERALLY. EVERY.BOX.
so much so that you have to ask yourself if they're doing an Andy Kaufman bit, or are these real people
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Technically, I believe the lip of the bottle (the ring that a bottle cap hugs), must be inside the rectal sphincter, such that a rapid removal of the bottle could cause a dangerous internal vacuum accompanied with a popping sound, which is made more unpleasant when paired with a sudden vocal squeal such as Nick's. But I'm only speaking technically.
For the rest of us, that bottle was up his ass and he liked it.