Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.3%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.3%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    665
Nick must have got a Groupon for his lawyer. Who has a lawyer represent them for a non moving fix it ticket? Real simple….fix the issue within 10 days and it gets dismissed with a small court fee. Or pay the fine and don’t get it registered. There are really no other arguments. But we know nick has a history of not paying his fines or registration fees. At this point I am convinced he is evading taxes as well.
 
Nick must have got a Groupon for his lawyer. Who has a lawyer represent them for a non moving fix it ticket? Real simple….fix the issue within 10 days and it gets dismissed with a small court fee. Or pay the fine and don’t get it registered. There are really no other arguments. But we know nick has a history of not paying his fines or registration fees. At this point I am convinced he is evading taxes as well.
Maybe it's somehow risking affecting his criminal case so he's trying to make a deal so that it doesn't. 🤔
I dunno how it would though, just only reason I can think of that he'd need a lawyer for something simple.
 
"Uh its not actually public its just Nick's lawyer and the judge working out a deal"
"So let us listen to the deal"
"No"

This state is retarded.
If they're telling the truth, it's not the judge. The judge can't be in a dozen breakout rooms at the same time. It's just Nick and the prosecutor plea bargaining. That's not public. It does have the look of a sudden panicked change of plans. "The public is here to see something public!" "OH NO SHUT IT DOWN CANCEL THE HEARINGS!"
 
Maybe it's somehow risking affecting his criminal case so he's trying to make a deal so that it doesn't. 🤔
I dunno how it would though, just only reason I can think of that he'd need a lawyer for something simple.

Doesn't he have a bunch of other traffic tickets outstanding/in collection?

I wonder if those are combining with this and its got Nick sweating it'll violate his probation if he somehow turns not paying tickets into a wrist slap.

Surely at some point they punish you for simply refusing to pay your tickets.
 
Surely at some point they punish you for simply refusing to pay your tickets.
Not in the Somalian Caliphate of Minnesota. Allah gave the faithful the right to travel (and do some raiding and raping and stealing against the non believers while travelling)
 
Lmao, yup, I was right.
I don't think Nick's going to sue some rando over "defaming" him about his ass pic but it would be funny if he did.
I like his rage when people don't give a shit about his faggy little word games. "Well ACKSHYUALAALLLY it was IN my ass not UP my ass" [smugly eats Dorito].
 
Maybe it's somehow risking affecting his criminal case so he's trying to make a deal so that it doesn't.
This was my thought as well.
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On 04/18/2025, he was granted a stay of adjudication for felony drug possession, which required him to remain law-abiding as a condition of the stay.
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However, on 04/25/2025 (exactly one week later) he was cited for a petty misdemeanour traffic offense: driving with expired registration tags. The citation appears to have been e-filed on MCRO on 05/08/2025, likely due to failure to pay or respond. While a petty misdemeanour is not a criminal conviction under Minnesota law (Minn. R. Crim. P. 23.06 (Effect of Conviction)...
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...failure to resolve it (e.g., by ignoring the ticket or missing a court date) can escalate to a misdemeanor charge or trigger a bench warrant. Either outcome could arguably violate the "law-abiding" condition of his stay.
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Could this be why he’s retained White, because this minor traffic matter might jeopardise his stay of adjudication? After all, why else appoint criminal defence counsel for an expired tabs ticket, unless there's a broader risk at play? Could Balldo's downfall be something as simple as his own contempt towards traffic laws?
 
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I get he has holes in his head from all his substance abuse; but I seriously wonder how someone with a creative writing degree and a law degree can be so fucking narrow-minded/blinded with lolbertarian shit. I get creative writing is a meme degree and college expectations are low; but the main part is there in the name, creative... and yet he seems unable to even do some mental stretching to come up with something.

Since we're talking about high-school and lettering; lettered in Band, Wood Winds. The Band and Music Director were the best parts of the school; and the meme was "People come to the Football games to watch the Marching Band." And they did, the Band was where it was at in my school. We got letterman jackets, got letters in Marching Band and... I forget the word, but extra flair (pins) for Concert, Pep, Jazz, etc.
But still FOOTBALL adjacent.
And very physical too.
Drumline type shit.

Not speech
my hand has a cramp
My ass a hemmorhoid (sp? IDC no letter here)
 
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There are specific programmes aimed at professionals who have substance misuse issues. Talbott in Atlanta was always the famous one that specialized in doctors/medical professionals/pilots, etc.

People who worked in those programmes invariably took the view that doctors, lawyers, etc. tended to me much harder to treat than the average joe because they were much better at justifying and rationalizing why their drinking/drug use wasn't a problem.

Consequently, they tended to have much more rigorous programmes than you get for the average crackhead. Much stricter, much more intensive, etc. Stanton Peele has made the argument that Talbott's programmes have a ridiculously high rate of suicide among patients and he attributes this to the 'take no prisoners' approach they had towards addiction treatment. (Talbott devised the AMA's programme for addicted physicians, so if you were a doctor with a habit, chances were, if you could afford it, you'd go to the gold standard. I think they went because they were better than regular rehabs at helping doctors get their licence back.)

Anyway, I think Nick needs to go to Talbott for treatment. He wouldn't be able to pull the wool over there eyes, and the chances of him necking himself when he failed would be hugely increased.
No, he just needs to go to Hazelden/ Betty Ford, which is right in his backyard.

The names are practically interchangeable with the concept of a rehab center. A gazillion prominent people & professionals are very very familiar with it.

And Nick isn't really a lawyer, more crackhead than highachiever
 
and now starts another thread of cope
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Is this nigger trying to debate the bottle out of his ass? Is there an official rulebook for holding bottles up your ass somewhere, that'd disqualify Rugieta for jamming it in sideways? Is his excuse that he's cheated at having a bottle up his ass?
 
Nick must have got a Groupon for his lawyer. Who has a lawyer represent them for a non moving fix it ticket? Real simple….fix the issue within 10 days and it gets dismissed with a small court fee. Or pay the fine and don’t get it registered. There are really no other arguments. But we know nick has a history of not paying his fines or registration fees. At this point I am convinced he is evading taxes as well.
Nick's parents are probably paying for Melton's fees too
 
Could Balldo's downfall be something as simple as his own contempt towards traffic laws?
Nick going down doing what he loves…

No not shoving bottles up his ass… no not cocaine… no not ignoring his family to sperg in random youtube chats… no not whiskey… no it’s not Aaron… But refusing to pay simple traffic violations most adults can manage to do with ease.

Poetry.
 
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