Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.3%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.3%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    665
“He SAYS he’s a boxer but you can clearly see in this shirtless photo of him that he’s NOT a boxer. He’s just another chubby middle aged man that swallowed my GOO! People need to hear me talk about all the details in which he ate my GOO!”

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This is crazy and wrong. Everyone knows Nick never talks about his case or his personal life.
 
You'd think that even through his drug-addled haze he might see that today he's even tagging Aaron in a thread reminding him not to tag Aaron:

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At this point we might as well just accept it: by per curiam opinion, Polinsky v. Bolton and In Re A.J.B. have been unanimously overturned and replaced by The Rule in Balldo's Case, whereby a daily routine of tagging someone with an HRO against you is now 100% legal in the state of Minnesota. May this momentous sea change in First Amendment jurisprudence live on as Nick's lasting legacy.
"The bottle wasn't up my ass" only makes it slightly less disgusting
 
The first time I read the text I thought Aaron is referencing a separate addiction.

Coming back the next day and seeing this being Nick’s actual interpretation just makes me think Aaron is acting like a teenage girl. Embarrassing but not particularly damning.

If only Nick had more context to post, maybe then he could more decisively prove his point.
No.
Its the Franks Motion all over again.
No context will help, as evidenced by junkie not showing more.

Wait, is this the text junkie was going apeshit over with peedoh-melt? The may 4th or whatever?

Fuck it.
Never mind.
I fucking dont care
This is so dumb.
 
I enjoy Nick's need to argue the semantics of a bottle being between his naked asscheeks and up his asshole. Both are very weird Nick.

And lets be honest, Nick talked about how ketamine heightened his sex life. The reason he doesn't want the bodycam footage out is because our wife Qayla 100% pegged his prostate and the strap-on is visible in the search,
 
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Nick thinks this text shows 2 things:

1. Aaron knows that he's a loser and that the Steel Toe show isn't popular, which is humiliating

2. If Aaron's addicted to lying then the interviews he gave to the Kino Casino can be ignored and that Nick's recollection of events is correct

Unfortunately:

1. Yeah, no shit. The guy that averages like 200 views a show isn't popular. No one cares.

2. Nick's a self admitted lying liar that lies and all the 3rd party info (police reports, testimonials from family, bodycam footage reports, even Nick's own words and behavior) shows Aaron's recollection of events is far more accurate.
All this nonsensical analysis tells me:
1. The HRO is not getting tossed, cuz Junkie is arguing Franks motion logic again.

2. There will be a trial, Nick expects.

3. Guaranteed Melton has NO clue what a trial cost, whoa BUDDY. Now, that is funny.

4. Randazza did Nicks Appeal, right? Twice? Those costs are well over 100k fee. No cap.

5. Apologies for sounding retarded but these last few pages, reading analysis on junkie childish legal arguments has made me dumber by eons. I am back in the sludge of creation, I feel that dumb. Brain is leaking now. GREAT
 
You'd think that even through his drug-addled haze he might see that today he's even tagging Aaron in a thread reminding him not to tag Aaron:

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At this point we might as well just accept it: by per curiam opinion, Polinsky v. Bolton and In Re A.J.B. have been unanimously overturned and replaced by The Rule in Balldo's Case, whereby a daily routine of tagging someone with an HRO against you is now 100% legal in the state of Minnesota. May this momentous sea change in First Amendment jurisprudence live on as Nick's lasting legacy.
and now starts another thread of cope
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2. There will be a trial, Nick expects.
There will be no trial, this is a simple restraining order hearing.

When someone files for a restraining order and can provide enough reason for it, they will get a temporary order to protect them until a hearing where evidence can be presented. At this hearing the party accused of harassment can defend their behavior and oppose the restraining order.

The upcoming hearing is THAT hearing. If Aaron can make a case for himself that he needs protection from Nick and Melton (each with their own hearing), and neither can explain why their behavior does not constitute harassment, then the actual restraining orders will be issued.

There will be no trial.
 
and now starts another thread of cope
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I like that he failed to understand that guy was clearly doing what he did, with Monty. Intentionally misstate what happened despite being corrected.
The guy even referred to it.
Nick's kinda dumb.
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Idk if "sue me, don't care" is a smart thing to say against a litigious moron with rich parents
Lmao, yup, I was right.
I don't think Nick's going to sue some rando over "defaming" him about his ass pic but it would be funny if he did.
 
I enjoy Nick's need to argue the semantics of a bottle being between his naked asscheeks and up his asshole. Both are very weird Nick.

I theorize as a child, Nick was able to get a lot of attention and validation that he normally wouldn't get by being a girly little bitch and arguing semantics and small details with his parents or nanny. He would often win because people found it easier to ignore him instead of hoping he might actually be open to learning or a compromise. Perhaps he used to get a psychological reward for winning arguments like a bitch instead of having a sound, understandable argument. Further proof of this, is when you have Queen Kamekaze Keanu, completely nullify his behavior by not caring about a word he's saying and goading him into getting ripping pissed off and chimping out. It's his button. By simply not playing by the rules of his expectations and treating him like the asshole he is. (p.s i know she's an absolute wreck but bless anyone for getting Nick screaming mad with almost no effort.)
 
...and with even more taggotry to archive, no less:

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At this point I almost hope it's been legalized because there are too many to even bother keeping count anymore... *sigh*
Nick really needs Aaron to see the discussion about the bottle he stuck in his ass.
Totally not gay by the way.
 
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