Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Strix454]

Some interesting Camelot lore in that one. He claims in tonight's livestream that his recent live-in girlfriend - the furry known as "tiny badger" was 12 years old at the time Camelot got married.

Sources generally say that Camelot got married in May 2015. If "Tiny Badger" were 12 years old in 2015, Camelot was likely living with her (2018 ) when she was 15 years old. She wouldn't have turned 18 until 2021.

Someone might want to archive THIS. The title is "Turning a Normie into a Furry (Anthrocon 2018 )". The normie is obviously Camelot.

I don't know what is more disgusting. Camelot as a furry. Or (tonight) Camelot self-admitting that he was hanging with a 15 year old and going out of town to furry events with her. And probably also living with her.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I know it's bad manners to reply to oneself and it's a derail from any Rekieta discussion, but I've found her, and I'm 90% 100% certain. This fucking retarded nigger used her first initial as her pseudonym, I gave him too much credit thinking he would at least pick a different letter.

From the archived comments for that photo:

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Archive for posterity, as this will be deleted as soon as he wakes up. This is someone who is 100% not an alcoholic nor will drown on his own vomit in the future.
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Unilateral blepharospasm is rather unusual. I think its likely to be unilateral secondary blephrospasm, which can be seen in alcoholics.

 

[RotPockets]

Is this her mom?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know what is more disgusting. Camelot as a furry. Or (tonight) Camelot self-admitting that he was hanging with a 15 year old and going out of town to furry events with her. And probably also living with her.

Nick and Coomalot and all his pedo friends should be on the wall.

And I don't mean in Minecraft. I mean in reality. And I offer no apologies.

 

[Sewer Rat]

well now we know why Rekieta was defending hookers, Only fans girls and how "it totally doesn't affect their kids" from the segment @Null reviewed, he is having the best of moments with Xialand (and coomalot), the whore that he previously defended for having her as a guest on stream. and it looks like those 3 (Camelot, Xialand and Rekieta) formed some kind of friend group and implied they do lots of stuff together.
Rekieta changes his whole discourse, morals and beliefs based on whoever he tags along with (Masterson? now he defends messing with peoples jobs, Vito? Pedophilia is a-ok, Camelot? he was always a degenerate, Xialand? Sex work is valid!)

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

- Someone commented in his chat "Standup is something that you either get or you don't". This tripped Kurt's tism, and he started perseverating on "I disagree with the premise" that standup can't be taught and telling the chatter to get fucked.

kurt's comedy routine would be being Eeyore.

 

[mitro]

Someone might want to archive THIS.

Tiny Badger - Turning a Normie into a Furry ( Anthrocon 2018 )

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Swole McPole]

She became a fucking chiropractor?!?!

How are all these niggers getting away with pretending to be doctors? If you don't have a general medical qualification in the UK, they don't let you get away with that shit. You've got to spell it out in full, ie "Doctor of Chiropractic" (not a REAL doctor) or the ASA wll be all over your ass.

 

[Geared Chris]

I know it's bad manners to reply to oneself and it's a derail from any Rekieta discussion, but I've found her, and I'm 90% 100% certain. This fucking retarded nigger used her first initial as her pseudonym, I gave him too much credit thinking he would at least pick a different letter.

Spoiler: "T"

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First I cried for about 2 min. That little girl... then I looked up the mom. Is this the mom?
Teresa Rassman. She now sells real estate. Google went right to MN.

Disclaimer: There could be more than one Teresa Rassman but I can't find any.

"As a life long enthusiast of fitness and wellness, Teresa had an opportunity to own a fitness studio for a period of time. Teresa brings her passion for health, fitness and wellness to her practice of real estate in her posts, blogs and in her personal lifestyle.

A native Minnesotan, Teresa has raised three children in our communities – they are her pride and joy."

Edit to Add: Most of us know the lore that the mom was horrified when she found out and cut off all ties with him- I need to add that. This isn't about mom-shaming. I was just curious at who would have had a relatioship with this bacteria of a human. (Also, her bio fits with him selling insurance at some point. It was probably real estate insurance.)

 

[Neetorino]

First I cried for about 2 min. That little girl... Then I looked up the mom. Is this the mom?
Teresa Rassman. She now sells real estate. Google went right to MN.

No, that's her. Unless the woman with the same name in Taylor's friend list is just a really close look-alike.

 

[AltisticRight]

He does NOT "need" to use sex toys, he just thinks they are "the funniest things on the fucking planet. because they do stuff while you don't".

So does Ricardo and Romaine.

"I've been to a million sex shops" with his wife and it's funny.

Sure, morbid curiosity.
But once you've been to one you've seen it all. What's the point of going to another unless you have an unhealthy obsession with sex toys?
Oh, your field kit?

How sad.

He says he doesn't understand it.

Ask your wife.

Would Still-Life have even been given enough time here to earn a pink triangle? I would think Null would have bounced him the fuck out of here the very second he figured his presence was gonna end in the issuance of a U.S. search warrant.

He would have been canned immediately. I've read some of his messages and they include calling in bomb threats and mass shooting threats. This guy belongs in a psychward and what he says isn't "freeze peach", it's lunacy talk and the feds can get him if they bothered.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

No, that's her. Unless the woman with the same name in Taylor's friend list is just a really close look-alike.

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Reminder that Drexel banged the mom first.

It's really starting to make sense why Drexel latched on to that NCAA Kat so hard (the one Nick claims Drexel is marrying and whose toes drex stuffed his butt in) I haven't seen her face but she does seem to be leagues above Drexel's usual victims.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Something a little interesting happened, can a loremaster fill me in on who is this "Helena" and why was Rekieta touching and playing with her hair? does our wife aprove of this?

It is not something sexual (that I know of), but I find this as weird behavior from a married man, and if this is what they admit openly I don't know what things they are keeping silent

 

[Strix454]

Taylor Koloc:
- Lakeville High School (Same as Drexel and Nick)
- Went to Southwest Minnesota State University (same as Nick, same I believe as Drexel)
- Doctorate of Chiropractic at the University of Western States in Portland Oregon
- Was in college in Minnesota (Softball) in 2015-2016-2017

Everything seems to match Mr. Drexel's story so far.

 

[AnOminous]

kurt's comedy routine would be being Eeyore.

I'd rather be Eeyore than Nickhole. At least Eeyore was honest.

 

[200MB]

Rekieta comes back from the bathroom not mad about people who say they "don't understand" the Balldo. He does NOT "need" to use sex toys, he just thinks they are "the funniest things on the fucking planet. because they do stuff while you don't".

He must bust a gut when the bulls take over.

Nick says of the critics who say "I would only use my penis" that "Ah, now you're telling - now you're. you're giving yourself away, I got it, okay, cool. It's funny to you. Uh, fine. Great. Um, talk me when you've ever met a woman."

What a bizarre cope lmao, "You prefer sex without a prosthesis? Yeah, ok virgin."

 

[Lubby Smith]

Trad Dad, btw.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Strix454]

Some background on Teresa Rassman

- Catholic High School in Minnesota (Totino-Grace)
- Economics Graduate of St. Thomas in Minnesota (a very expensive education)
- Got into home mortgages, got hired into Wells Fargo Bank and was flying high up the promotions ladder......until 2008.
- She ran her own fitness studio from 2011-2013. Then member services at Lifetime Fitness 2014-2015.
- Then after that, real estate agent

Its possible to put together a narrative. Her life crashes and burns in 2008 due to the mortgage crisis. She is pushing 50. She goes to work at a gym. Mr. Drexel shows up at the gym in his 20s and Drexel is desperate enough to throw himself at anything. She is desperate enough to go with anything that shows interest.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Kurt took a standup comedian class, but quit because it was too much about workshopping material and not enough about teaching comedy basics.

Goddamn it, Kurt. The workshopping is how you learn some basics and principles.