🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

For example Ethan Ralph lost a ton of weight,does that make him a good person or a genius? No. Does that mean he lost weight and us not terribly obese? Yes.
 
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Skylavijas said:
He is not nearly as smart as you made him out to be, he has put all of his eggs into one basket and manipulation of his viewers and algorithm will only take him so far.
The ideal business decision here is to start losing weight, develop a newfound goodwill amongst your viewer base, get the buzz going and proceed to form connections. Go on podcasts, collaborate with different youtubers, maybe even use those violin skills to actual use and use your status to be part of various music projects (regardless of how shitposty they may be). I can guarantee you that any popular youtuber, people like Mr. Beast or Sam Hyde would LOVE the opportunity of having Nikocado Avocado appear in their shows. Above all else, he can use his wealth to get himself into stock investment, or if he's not smart enough for that - stock investing firms that have a good reputation of delivering high returns in a long-term like Vanguard. Heck, if he loses enough weight and gets enough praise for it, he could even get himself on Ted Talk, further gaining useful good will (before you ask, Ted Talk already had a few shows with literal former sex workers and folks like Jason Russel who was running around naked in the streets, I don't think ex-lolcows with Onlyfans are beneath Ted Ed).

There are so many outlets to branch out for him, partly because of how well known he is and partly because... as sickening as it sounds... he actually has money, he is afforded opportunities many of us wagies may never see in our whole lives and he's wasting it on a golden goose that's already showing it's age... Sure, he is smarter than most deathfat blokes, with him doing stuff like setting up an OnlyFans and Cameo account, but he is far from being a smart or mentally stable individual period and I highly doubt he is capable of thinking beyond short-term. If he was capable to think of the long-term he wouldn't have gotten so fat in the first place.

It's rather saddening honestly, if he were to graduate from being a lolcow, he would have an amazing life set for himself. But I think that graduation will never come.
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So... Since the dust has settled, I have to say... Wow, my guess was not too far off back in may of last year... Sometimes you just have to follow the money.
 
I thought this nigga was a faggot? I guess he wants to try something new? How anyone could hook up with him is beyond my comprehension. Maybe I've seen too much.

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Have to say his plastic surgery scars are looking really good. That my fellow farmers is why you get yourself down to a normal BMI, maintain weight, and get a reputable plastic surgeon, BEFORE you get your loose skin removed.

He’s a faggot, this looking for a girlfriend is just his next fake storyline. He may think he two steps ahead of his audience, but he isn’t this time.
 
This is depressing, he got such a high from the attention he received that he no longer has the patience to build up another big scheme and get another huge climax several years from now, he's constantly jonesing for his next hit
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
Everything he does is for attention
The question is, is he pretending to be straight for attention, or was he pretending to be gay for attention?
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He's 3 steps ahead; his blown out asshole being plastered all over twitter for months was all part of the gay psyop plan. Ladies, who wants him?

(real talk though I agree with @I call shenanigans, his scars actually look fantastic. This new wanting a girlfriend stunt is really lame as far as Nikocado attention grabbing goes, but I'm kind of fascinated he just has the tummy tuck scar and his surgeon didn't need to do the full abdomen + vertical incision. I guess in my mind he was much bigger than he actually was? I thought with him losing 200 pounds he'd have a bunch of loose stomach skin but I guess everyone's body is different.)
 
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Deputy Aru said:
but I'm kind of fascinated he just has the tummy tuck scar and his surgeon didn't need to do the full abdomen + vertical incision.
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He had the more radical 360 belt abdominoplasty, so no vertical incision needed. The Fluer De Lis (the upside down T incision) is only really appropriate for those with little to no back fat from my understanding.

Word around the traps yesterday was he’s been demonitised now. I don’t think that’s the case though as on his recent video (today), he still has the ‘thanks” button where you can give him monetary thanks. No “join” button, but I don’t know if he even has memberships.
 
Calling it now: he's gonna be a born again Christian blogger. He's probably already writing his testimony of being lost in gluttony and homosexual lust, but now with his new Utah-waves girlfriend, he's found the Lord and has received his calling to be a minister (read: televangelist).

His problem is that he gave away the ghost with the "two steps ahead" schtick. He'll get a few idiots who believe (and support) him wholeheartedly--and a few more who might be dubious but ALWAYS believe when Jesus is involved--but if he's admitted to trolling people before, no one with more than two brain cells will ever trust him again.
 
swingbatta said:
Calling it now: he's gonna be a born again Christian blogger. He's probably already writing his testimony of being lost in gluttony and homosexual lust, but now with his new Utah-waves girlfriend, he's found the Lord and has received his calling to be a minister (read: televangelist).

His problem is that he gave away the ghost with the "two steps ahead" schtick. He'll get a few idiots who believe (and support) him wholeheartedly--and a few more who might be dubious but ALWAYS believe when Jesus is involved--but if he's admitted to trolling people before, no one with more than two brain cells will ever trust him again.
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I think most of his viewing will just be people who are still entertained by his antics for some reason, and drama YouTubers will who make endless videos acting shocked and pretending to fall for it when no one actually does
Now it's a different kind of attention he's after, yes he showed his hand, but he's still gonna get plenty of rage baiting done even still, people now knowing it's all an act are gonna get mad that it's an act, rather than get mad that it's legit, and if so then choosing something more respectable like being a religious speaker is a great choice, because it'll rile up people who hate religion AND people who will hate him disrespecting religion
 
Well he posted this the other day. Stuffing his face with oily chinese food and larping as a het. Looks like we're on track for a relapse/trainwreck folks!

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I couldn't care less about this clown but I figured this crap may be of interest to the thread. What is wrong with this reject? Is he always like this? This supposedly happened in the span of 3 days

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