Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Dammit Mandrake! said:
Also the only good Bomberman game was Bomberman 64 and you will never see a rerelease of that.
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Later Bombermans are the ultimate party games. Quick turnover, self-kills, easy to pick up, high skill cap, many players (10 for Saturn) on a one screen map. Single player is less interesting, but later entries are still solid. This pack seems overpriced for what it is, but the games themselves are not at fault.
 
Neil said:
Nintendo could sell Super Mario Brothers 1 for a full 70 fucking dollars and these people would be proud of paying for it.
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Retwitt this to scare some broke-ass nigga on your timeline
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I don't know man, spending $20 bucks on a fucking rom file of all things, i believe it's not the flex they think it is.
 
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Neet Tokusatsu said:
I don't know man, spending $20 bucks on a fucking rom file of all things, i believe it's not the flex they think it is.
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I've also seen morons say "Buh-buh-buht the game cost $40 at launch!!" Maybe because that was the fucking standard back in 2004?

This game was considered cutting edge when it first dropped. Right now, for $40 you can get the Switch 2 version of Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Cyberpunk 2077. For $20 you can get Red Dead Redemption on Switch 2. For $15 you can get the Witcher 3 with all DLCs included on Switch. The standard has raised exponentially, and back when Nintendo was on the backfoot during the Wii U era, they understood this and only charged $6-7 for GBA roms.

But now, after accidentally cultivating the most slave-minded fanbase in the gaming space during the Switch era, they know they have a farm full of whales willing to spend as much money as daddy Nintendo demands. We're already at such a ridiculous point that Nintendo is charging $100 for an empty Virtual Boy headset with no machinery in it to play roms that require on monthly subscription. $20 for an unchanged rom is "generous" for today's Nintendo.
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Shitposting aside, this is the right answer.

Also the only good Bomberman game was Bomberman 64 and you will never see a rerelease of that.
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You say that, but what idiot thought it was a good idea to include platforming in a Bomberman game requiring you to bounce off bombs? That game must be near impossible to complete without savestates/suspend points.
 
Nico Nico Nikola said:
You say that, but what idiot thought it was a good idea to include platforming in a Bomberman game requiring you to bounce off bombs? That game must be near impossible to complete without savestates/suspend points.
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Just gotta get good.

Rainbow Palace isn't that hard to unlock.
 

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Neil said:
Nintendo could sell Super Mario Brothers 1 for a full 70 fucking dollars and these people would be proud of paying for it.
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I don't even get why buy it, those people don't even play the game. The use modded versions to run nuzlocks, modes and randomization since it's literally made so a retarded 6 year old can finish it. It's just showing blind brand loyalty despite the series only getting shittier each generation.
 
Legit carts of some Pokemon titles have gotten obnoxiously expensive so I can see why a few people would be happy but at least where I'm from the average Nintendo fan hates NSO and doesn't subscribe unless they are engaged in MK/Splatoon/SSB multiplayer.
 
Neil said:
Nintendo could sell Super Mario Brothers 1 for a full 70 fucking dollars and these people would be proud of paying for it.
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I'm not even against the idea of official rereleases of older games, Capcom actually does it pretty well:
The Ace Attorney Trilogy + Investigations Trilogy + Apollo Justice Trilogy + Ghost Trick collections took the old GBA and DS roms' machine code and ported them natively to new consoles and PC, added HD, redrawn art and animations and QOL features, all for $30 with pretty frequent sales. Currently Ace Attorney Trilogy costs $9 dollars.
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Investigations 2 and Great Ace Attorney, a three games that never left Japan, got full English translations and graphical overhauls as well.
Even fucking Konami did a better job:
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$25 for 7 games with 12 versions, multi-language support, QOL features.
Nintendo fans are literally applauding getting bent over and wallet-raped by Nintendo for so little value.
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Fanboy contrarianism is the most aggravating thing to me. I can't stop you if you're a moronic poke-cuck who just *has* to spend $20 on a 20 year old GBA rom, but to be PROUD to open up your asshole to Nintendo so you can "stick it to the haters" makes me want to beat you to death.
 
Sugriva said:
Fanboy contrarianism is the most aggravating thing to me. I can't stop you if you're a moronic poke-cuck who just *has* to spend $20 on a 20 year old GBA rom, but to be PROUD to open up your asshole to Nintendo so you can "stick it to the haters" makes me want to beat you to death.
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Pokemon fans act like they are the greatest group around yet when you remind them of things like the rampant porn of underage girls or being the other half of Sonichu they flip shit, it's a genuine cult at this point
 
Harman Smith said:
If you can't pay twenty bucks for Firered/Leafgreen you need to work more.
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Your fat face suggests that you need to work more. No one should be paying $20 for 20+ year old games that sold for $30 new.

If you'd read from sources other than your false god, you'd know that emulators are generally legal. The primary issue comes from downloaded ROMs. How is Nintendo running decades-old games on current gen hardware? By emulation, Einstein.
 
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Showcase tomorrow, followed by a Pokémon Presents on the 27th. I guess no direct this month, so either it will be a March thing or it isn't happening. Extremely weird for Nintendo, but something makes me believe they are getting lower-end announcements out of the way.
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Neil said:
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mrw Pokémon fans are so Goywalked that they not only accept, but are excited to spend 20$ on a ROM file of a 20+ year old game

Also trying to flex on anyone else while playing on the most technically inferior of the main consoles (+PC) is kekworthy.
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
Showcase tomorrow, followed by a Pokémon Presents on the 27th. I guess no direct this month, so either it will be a March thing or it isn't happening. Extremely weird for Nintendo, but something makes me believe they are getting lower-end announcements out of the way.
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Pokopia seems to be getting some decent press lately. Not sure why I'm surprised because it's made by the Dragon Quest Builders 2 devs, but it's cool to see.
 
Neil said:
Nintendo could sell Super Mario Brothers 1 for a full 70 fucking dollars and these people would be proud of paying for it.
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
I would like to see more handhelds like the Mario and Zelda anniversary systems.

They are great!
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haha

but seriously do Popeye next, he's public domain now. $70 seems fair.
 
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