Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Paid less out of my checking than I did in 2017 after dumping over $300 in coin rolls into the bank, so far I genuinely love the new joycons more than the originals just because the buttons don’t feel like reused N3DS parts (right down to reused tooling, remember colored button mods in 2017?) with a mm more travel like the originals did, swear to god redownloading shit off the eShop goes way faster now too. Also still able to charge it with a laptop charger so I can just carry my thinkpad charger around for dual duty as usual. Will report on mayro krat later, cyberpunk after that if I can find videos of it running on decklikes built in screens and not video capture to see how FSR on 800p minimum handles compared to mobile DLSS on 1080p.
 
Never Scored said:
Early reviews for Mario Kart World seem to say while the mechanics and races are still as fun as ever, it's not as good as 8 Deluxe and the open world is basically a barren wasteland. lol LMAO
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Not surprising. Mario Kart is fun and, yeah, World looks fun, but it can only take you so far. I think Nintendo forgot how much Breath of the Wild defined the Switch. It was a phenomenon when it came out and everyone was praising it left and right. I think at one more there were more copies of the game sold than Switch. It also allowed Nintendo to stagger releases since it was such a big game. Mario Kart World looks like it doesn't have that staying power.

Also I've seen Rainbow Road and it looks fucking sleep inducing. Pinnacle track and the most you have are half turns.
FatMan said:
Walked right in to Walmart at opening and got one no problem. There was only 5 other people doing the same thing and the store had 30+. Glad I didn't wait in line last night.
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That seems to be the case. I thought it was interesting I never once heard about some struggling to get a preorder and not surprised you can walk into a store now and just get it at launch. Saw one image of a Best Buy with like a hundred of them. I'm sure they wanted to make sure there were no shortages, but I think Nintendo overestimated demand for this thing.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Nintendo put the most fragile and important part of the console in the most vulnerable spot with no fucking protection.
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Not only that but it isn't immediately apparent which end of the box is the top side while opening it and the tablet isn't secured very well. I almost dumped mine onto my kitchen floor while opening it like a retard.
 
I didn't have a pre-order and walked right into walmart and got one without even a line. Even my shitty podunk town had over 20 in stock.

Scalpers are going to eat shit on this lmao
 
Halloween23 said:
I didn't have a pre-order and walked right into walmart and got one without even a line. Even my shitty podunk town had over 20 in stock.

Scalpers are going to eat shit on this lmao
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Yeah I just walked into Target and picked one up like an hour ago. The employee said they didn't have as many people show up as they thought. wasn't even planning on buying one tbh
 
Quijibo69 said:
Same thing. I have a MIG Switch and wanted to know what happens when you put in a switch 2 without internet. Maybe Doug Bowser will come to my house and sue me.
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not sure if this is true but apparently nintendo got ahold of some people who got the device early and were threatening them. Wouldn't fucking surprise me either, Nintendo has been pretty fucking dumb lately.
 
How does this even happen? Don’t pay attention to the price since eshop thinks i’m in Australia. But how does the Welcome Tour get to number 3 on the eshop charts?
 

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Americunt said:
In any case, having your SINGLE launch title be a weak Mario Kart entry, one that has to
follow up the nearly decade dominating MK8 DX+DLCs, is beyond insane. I get MK sells well, but the fact they don't even have one other new exclusive until July is insane to me. Switch 1 had a similar problem at release but the concept of a portable "modern" console was enough to sell people and keep them waiting. Is 60fps and 900p portable really as much of a wow factor in 2025 as the concept of the switch itself was in 2017? I'm sure it'll sell decently, but I have my doubts its going to be as successful long term.
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Woah buddy, ONE exclusive, and that's an $80 one due to the higher price tags this gen?
lmfao, nintendo fans really are just (pay)pigs, eating whatever shit lands in their trough until the next big helping of slop falls thru the tube.
 
Archeops said:
Characters are unlocked in two different ways: Proper characters are unlocked via beating Grand Prix Cups (Donkey Kong is unlocked via the Mushroom Cup, Daisy via the Flower Cup, Rosalina via the Star Cup, Lakitu via the Shell Cup, Birdo via the Banana Cup
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What did Nintendo mean by this
 
My first impression is that I like the system. The screen is great, I don't know why people say that OLED is necessary, especially when it risks burn-in. The speakers and audio are a huge improvement, apparently after all these years Nintendo finally listened to all the people that have kept telling them to stop using shit speakers. Everything so far seems to work well. The one issue I've had is that the system seems to keep randomly dropping my internet connection for a few seconds and then it reconnects, which is annoying to have those messages "You're disconnected from the internet" when you're playing only to find out the connection has already been re-established. However, I can't be sure that is purely the Switch 2 and not my internet contributing to that since my internet connection can act like shit sometimes. I'll have to wait and see if anyone else runs into similar problems.

I don't know where all the hate is coming from, I'm perfectly happy with it.
 
I saw that this released today so I went and looked it up to see how much it cost. It was $699 for the Mario Kart bundle. For $680 I could buy a 512GB OLED Steam Deck that'll probably be able to emulate the switch 2 in a few months.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
I don't know where all the hate is coming from, I'm perfectly happy with it.
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Another man's treasure I guess. Just seems like a steep pricetag for no pack-in, and a somewhat middling Mario Kart game as the only exclusive, I kind of get why some people have their reservations about it. When Metriod Prime 4 gets a release date, I'll think about pulling the trigger on it, but the lack of solid exclusives lined up for the launch year isn't exactly wowing me right now.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
I don't know where all the hate is coming from, I'm perfectly happy with it.
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People are just gobsmacked by the price for what it is. I've no doubt the new Mario Kart is good, or that the Switch 2 may be a nice piece of hardware to hold and use, but it costs much more than similarly powered systems/tablet/computers and has a single exclusive game. If I wanted to play Cyberpunk on the go, I could buy a Steamdeck and Cyberpunk on Steam instead of buying a Switch 2 and Cyberpunk, and have nearly an extra $100 in my pocket. If I want to play that game, why am I buying it for Switch? Literally the only reason to buy a Switch 2 now is Mario Kart and the promise of quality future software, and people find that value proposition somewhat comical. If this thing were launching with say, Prime 4, maybe a quirky smaller title like a new ARMS or Punch Out or something, and Mario Kart, I don't think Nintendo would be catching nearly as much shit, even with the high price.
 
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