Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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New tomadachi looks fun but it feels like there's some extra customization stuff they didn't cover in the direct and the treehouse person responsible for the english direct's miis did a shit job that made most of them look like xbox avatars mixed with those uncanny valley corpo oart ones from a few years ago before corpo art became mainly allegria shit.

Also I don't like how the last few pages were just complaining about the fact you can make miis gay if you want and framing it like people want gay people to fuck children. Fucking can't escape this nonsense anywhere. I groaned at the nonbinary addition but at least it's not "body type a and b" anymore like they were doing to other games.

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God fucking damnit I figured it was more treehouse bullshit.
You're acting like there's any reason to give kids an option to be gay in a game like this other than normalizing it so they can be preyed on. This is quite literally grooming.
 
Lmao what the fuck? I never even implied what you are saying I did. So sorry I’m able to spend money on a hobby to enjoy with my kids and you can’t, Dave Ramsey. Go heat up your pintos so you and your “wife” (body pillow) can have a solid protein filled dinner.

It’s not my fault you live in India part II, but here in America, even I’m able to afford a Switch 2 and a couple of games here and there. I work hard and spend money to benefit my family in various ways. One of them is the goddamn Nintendo.
Be careful you don't tear that pearl necklace off.
 
You're acting like there's any reason to give kids an option to be gay in a game like this other than normalizing it so they can be preyed on. This is quite literally grooming.
How are you even supposed to know which children to prey on if they don't put down their gender accurately?
 
Men playing as women in video games is a tale as old as time, men pretending to be a nu-human in games is too new for me to think they're doing it for a reason other than identity politics reasons.
 
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Mother 3 and TTD both had trannies 20 years ago. SMB2 US (JP) did in the late 80s.
To be fair, when they wrote Birdo as a gender confused in 1988 I think they saw it as nothing more than a strange fantasy character that couldn't exist in real life. I do not think the Nintendo devs were thinking about or knew real dick choppers existed. Vivian from TTYD is more of a result of bad modern revisionist interpretation of the original while the Magypsies in Mother 3..., Yeah you have a point with that one.
 
Mother 3 and TTD both had trannies 20 years ago. SMB2 US (JP) did in the late 80s.
Birdo was described as a “boy who thinks he is a girl, and would prefer to be called Birdetta”.

For Vivian, the original Japanese text said “she looks like a girl, but she is actually a boy”.

If they used that language nowadays the trannies would be sending death threats to Nintendo.
 
Yeah, but certain people genuinely do have their priorities twisted, every now and then. So the occasional slap to the face is kind of warranted.

$200 bill from an completely random troon.
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And starting from around 2 weeks later we get shit like his massive toy collection that I'm pretty sure that predates his medical bill. I know that the Unicron was completely new, but a bunch of G1 stuff isn't cheap if you're buying it secondhand

This person is more than a random troon. Look up 'Trans Unicorn Ranch'. You're welcome.
 
Third Party Direct is definitely underwhelming...

At best, maybe we will get some cool 3rd parties out of it, but, meh...

I feel like a problem I have is that the games I would want Switch 2 versions of already released on Switch 1, so its unlikely we will get upgraded versions.

Batman Arkham would have been a stellar showcase for the console, but is relegated to a shit-state, at least for Arkham Knight.

Nier is another I would have loved to see updated. We still don't have Replicant, so that could be a drop, but getting upgraded Automata would be nice.


If I am to go bold, would be the best case if PlayStation continues to drop IP onto Switch like they already have with Patapon and Everybody Golf. Obviously my picks would be the platformer boys: Ratchet & Clank, Jak & Daxter, and Sly Cooper.

The Switch is basically a best-of collection of 7th gen and prior, so anything to add to that is all I look for.
 
Have people still not learned from every time this has happened that there's almost always an actual direct a couple weeks after a partner direct? Either way, a switch 2 era partner direct already holds more weight than a switch 1 era partner direct, hell, if all they do is show off more info about duskbloods, it'll be a bigger deal than most of the switch 1 partner directs. Personally, I just want more monster hunter stories 3 info.
 
So about Dispatch, Nintendo basically just told the devs to go fuck themselves regarding the mandatory censorship.
Nice to know that even games that wouldn't be technologically inferior on Nintendo hardware will be made content inferior due to retarded arbitrary censorship. Zero reason to buy this fucking hunk of junk.
 
So about Dispatch, Nintendo basically just told the devs to go fuck themselves regarding the mandatory censorship.
They got caught in a really obvious and dumb lie and already backpedaled, you don't have to defend literally every single person that says "nintendo bad!". Even IF any word of that were true, hiding the censorship until after the game launched and only announcing it via a random discord server is 100% on them. The actual thing that happened is that they were lazy fucks who didn't want to have to submit the game for certification twice due to needing censorship in the Japanese version, so they put out the Japanese version globally, and expected it to all blow over.
 
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