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Found this under an arlo video on the switch 2 and it made me laugh
 

Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation​

"Without limitation, you agree that you may not (a) publish, copy, modify, reverse engineer, lease, rent, decompile, disassemble, distribute, offer for sale, or create derivative works of any portion of the Nintendo Account Services; (b) bypass, modify, decrypt, defeat, tamper with, or otherwise circumvent any of the functions or protections of the Nintendo Account Services, including through the use of any hardware or software that would cause the Nintendo Account Services to operate other than in accordance with its documentation and intended use; (c) obtain, install or use any unauthorized copies of Nintendo Account Services; or (d) exploit the Nintendo Account Services in any manner other than to use them in accordance with the applicable documentation and intended use, in each case, without Nintendo’s written consent or express authorization, or unless otherwise expressly permitted by applicable law. You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with the foregoing restrictions Nintendo may render the Nintendo Account Services and/or the applicable Nintendo device permanently unusable in whole or in part."
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not surprising. what IS surprising though is that the Nintendo Life comment section.....isn't bending over and taking the corporate cock?!
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Vyse Inglebard said:

Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation​


not surprising. what IS surprising though is that the Nintendo Life comment section.....isn't bending over and taking the corporate cock?!
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They was less forgiving when i was on that site years ago back in the days of the WiiU. I told them straight up the hard facts and truths, they should stop taking corporate dick and Nintendo sucked ass. The Nintendo police was out in force and i got banned from that place. But i knew i was right and here we are the comment section have finally been red pilled.

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(Nintendo Life Police anno 2013)
 
Vyse Inglebard said:

Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation​


not surprising. what IS surprising though is that the Nintendo Life comment section.....isn't bending over and taking the corporate cock?!
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“Gosh darn it, I was going to make my own reverse-engineered Switch Online and/or emulate games in a completely untraceable way, but now I can’t or it’ll violate the Terms of Service™️! Guess I just won’t do it now!”
 
Two Dollars said:
“Gosh darn it, I was going to make my own reverse-engineered Switch Online and/or emulate games in a completely untraceable way, but now I can’t or it’ll violate the Terms of Service™️! Guess I just won’t do it now!”
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This shit doesn't really exist to dissuade people who would do it anyway, it's just to give Nintendo more ammo to throw around in court should they actually sue someone over it.

"You can't say it's not illegal for you to do this because we have a paragraph in our EULA saying you're not allowed to do anything with a Nintendo game/system ever unless you agree to never hack it!"
 
Vyse Inglebard said:

Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation​

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This TOS is insanity. Not just reverse engineering. Technically as the owner of the device, you're not allowed to install custom cooling or 3D print a ventilated back panel. Sure, they can't possibly enforce something like that but you bet it'll be twisted in creative ways to fuck the consumer over.

Oh, better cooling does give the player a competitive edge in certain games, so I can totally see them screwing people with these new rules.
 
Back in the like 360/ps3 era consoles you could get hardware banned if you went online on consoles and got caught but they never went so far as to actually brick the console itself and make it inoperable which is what it seems kiketendo is suggesting here. Which is fucking batshit, even for them.

Shame that this won't change shit. Nintendo could have a clause in the ToS that requires you to sacrifice your first born child to the nintendo gods and these retards would still buy this shit on mass.
 
Two Dollars said:
“Gosh darn it, I was going to make my own reverse-engineered Switch Online and/or emulate games in a completely untraceable way, but now I can’t or it’ll violate the Terms of Service™️! Guess I just won’t do it now!”
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You laugh but they literally reverse engineered the 3DS online system after Nintendo decided to bail on them. NetPass.

With Nintendo slowly being subverted at a corporate level with the same faggotry that Sony and Microsoft fell to -- "No, you can't buy that game, Karen at the Starbucks in LA thinks it's creepy" -- Nintendo deciding to get MORE dickish is not a good thing. Before this, if they detected you had subverted their shit DRM, you'd be banned from online play. Now, they'll de-facto destroy the $450+ hardware you paid for. That's... an escalation I don't think should be allowed.
 
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