Nobody Says That

[Pandy Fackler]

"LET'S GO BABYYYYYY"

That was my coworkers daily catchphrase

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

“This combination check cashing place and labor ready office is just what this corner needed!”

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

"Time to turn up the heat!"
"Stay cool"

 

[Carlos Thin]

"I'll make a GUI in Visual Basic, see if I can trace an IP Address."

 

[Knight of the Rope]

"My deathbed regret is not getting that Covid vaccine."

 

[Internet Explorer]

"This just keeps getting better."
"We've got company!"
"I could tell you, but I would have to kill you."

 

[Resident Evil]

I would put some castlevania dialogue but it’s all the fucking theater kids did last year in high-school before I graduated. “WHAT IS A MAN BUT A MISERABLE PIL OF SECRETS!?” is burned into my brain’s surface forever.

 

[Sped Xing]

"This just keeps getting better."

Excellent, perfect example of what I had in mind. It's so awkward. I don't thibk I have ever heard anyone say this in real life when they could just say "great" sarcastically. And yet it pops up constantly in fiction.

 

[Shiversblood]

GREAT SARCASM GEEEEEE OHHHH HAHAHHAHHAHHAHA DESTROYING IT WITH THE SARCASMIMMMMMMM WHOAAAAAA

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Repeating the first word of a sentence when confused e.g.: "Did... did you make that last one up?" It must be an American thing because I don't know a single person IRL that actually does this.

 

[zero-who]

"With all due respect. . ."
I say that sometimes... is the only cure suicide?

You can switch to saying "not for nothing, but...", but that's kind of like ripping off your jaw to solve a toothache.

 

[Sped Xing]

What does "not for nothing but" even mean? I do hear that one in real life, and it baffles me.

 

[zero-who]

What does "not for nothing but" even mean? I do hear that one in real life, and it baffles me.

Basically, "what I'm about to say isn't that important, but it's my opinion on the matter so I believe it bears mentioning."

You can also use it to soften something that might be construed as offensive, like "not for nothing, but you dress like a fag."

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Repeating the first word of a sentence when confused e.g.: "Did... did you make that last one up?" It must be an American thing because I don't know a single person IRL that actually does this.

A lazy way to convey a stutter to a lazy audience, where you instantly stutter at the start and spend no more time on the fake stuttering.

 

[totse]

Repeating the first word of a sentence when confused e.g.: "Did... did you make that last one up?" It must be an American thing because I don't know a single person IRL that actually does this.

Is this a Seth MacFarlane thing or am I just having trouble thinking about anything else

Family Guy - Stewie Admits He Killed Lois

Stewie comes clean with a cool head turn.

www.youtube.com

Did you just crap your diaper? Part 1: family guy

50 likes?

www.youtube.com

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Last night, life presented me with the chance of telling someone irl "I'm watching, when do I start learning" unironically.

I still feel dirty.

 

[TiggerNits]

"Cover me."

You obviously don't play shooters and like to be disappointed in your teammates

my contribution

"I'm sure glad we hired a fat chick"

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
"I was born ready."
"There's no time to explain."
"You're gonna wanna see this..."
"Who are you and what have you done with..."

"Stay cool"

"This just keeps getting better."
"We've got company!"

Spotted all the Millennial shut-ins.

I've got one for you:

"Sometimes monkeys die." It's not a good saying, but it's a saying.

 

[Sped Xing]

it's a saying.

Does that not automatically disqualify it?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Does that not automatically disqualify it?

The whole line is a line from Friends.