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The death of La Terryberry
Nick Bate finally being put away for a nice long time.
And, a small thing but so very sweet--Amber getting her scootypuff using ass busted by sharp eyed Farmers watching the monitor at Walmarts self checkout....
Oh, also a bunch of disgusting, vile zoosadists getting their revolting asses dragged out into the light
 
Randy Lahey said:
When ADF faked a drive-by shooting at an intersection that doesn’t exist.
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AS a fellow Aussie I have not heard of this at all. Please explain more.

Token Weeaboo said:
Oh I've been keeping an eye on the AGLC daily for the last week. 😁

Jello has a backup now, and Gamersnation is still an absolute missleading fuck. GachaMike hasn't uploaded in 3 months, so that's boring. r/gachalifecringe mods kept clashing with AGLC members. Then the two AGLC twitter accounts claiming each other aren't the real deal.

It's been an absolute spectacle to watch this all in real time. The last big event was Jellos takedown on the April 8th, 2020 from fake copyright claims. The darkie even said she'd be a good slave to the AGLC leader in Discord messages.

I'll consider putting something together soon.
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Yeah. JUst as a word of note, gamernation is a 16 year old german kid (not too sure where's this Is from but I think it's from the moviestar community who laughed him out when he was doing the same shit he is doing now. I recommend seeing his older uploads for that. ALso r/gachalifecringe has always been a shitfest. During the early days some 12 year old autistic kid tried to fight the subreddit mods and a whole fucking saga occurred about this which ended in the kid "apologising" and leaving. Also I think the current head mod is a bit if a autist behind the scenes (read: snap scale sperg a) And AGLC doxxed lunime and the people who worked for him. I'll help out for a thread if need be. I have a treasure trove of info I know.
 
Before Nick Bate went to prison he tried to prove his innocence by whacking it with his own shit, only to fail to get an erection.
 
I was in the middle of writing a long diatribe about protololcow Eric the Midget. I changed my mind though. I'm just going to post a collection of clips of his from Howard Stern. These aren't even my favorites, just a collection of ones that haven't been removed from YouTube.

 
I still say that Allen John Jones III's thread is one of the funniest, if not the funniest halals on the site.

It happened so fast because Allen literally doxxed himself by posting his shitty fanfiction, art, and Deviantart account. He also used the same username here for various other sites, including porn ones. Then around page 60-70ish, Allen started to spam the thread with shitty old meme videos.

It achieved over 100 pages in under three days, and in that time period we learned that he was a furry, had once been banned from Deviantart, had been banned from TvTropes, wanted to create real-life anthros, considered himself a "modern Galileo", had an obsession with black cock, was possibly on bath salts, was literally autistic, and had created a shitty, spergy team to take down our servers by melting them by somehow turning off the fans.

He only stopped once @Fancy Bear hacked all of his accounts, and then we never heard from him on this site again.
 
My favorite pastime recently had been catching up on the Enter thread and seeing what lolcow was going to embarrass themselves next. My recent favorites have been the sperg who wrote a whole manifesto detailing how a black lead Spider-man ruined Spiderverse and the one who had his cartoon diaper fetish Deviantart discovered because he used the same username on all of his accounts. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Harriet’s halal speedrun was also magnificent to watch unfold. She seemed like potential lolcow material anyways. I hope she comes back to embarrass herself more but it’s unlikely.

Reynard said:
The ice cream faildoxing was entertaining. Another thing I feel I had an accidental influence on because I suggested it a bit and then other people took it way too far by contacting every ice cream place in the Southeastern United States. That didn't have to do with lolcows, but I think it was a good wake up call for members of the site to remember that we're also terminally autistic.
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The best part about that was someone who wasn’t even participating in the ice cream faildox found the exact location when people were still fixating on the table decoration and whether it was apple or apple pie ice cream. It was the Reddit Boston Marathon Bombing Investigation all over again.
 
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I think the thing I remember in the brief time Ive been here lurking is the Donga vs Warski non-fight
 
I'm trying to think of something not yet mentioned in this thread and it took a while for me to remember one of my favourite obscure lolcow videos.


Guy in Toronto comes across a traffic accident before emergency services arrive, thinks the M0ssad staged the accident just to send him a message, and goes inside a convenience store with a partially collapsed wall and a car on fire stuck in the window just to record a license plate number.
 
When I remember Douggie Spink died horribly from cancer, completely unloved besides his online sicko community, I am filled with rainbows and sunshine

If anyone wants to read about an insane, egotistical horrorcow, he's the dead zoo for you
 
DSP and his court hearing, especially the moment "What is WWE entertainment network? - What?!" and when they tried to cut creditor because they thought he is a detractor.

Mundane Matt and his rise to boulderhood on air.

Donga and his self immolation on Nick's stream, DADDY NOOOO.

Andy Warski and his STAY THE FUCK BACK stream.

Bryan Dunn and his poor attempts to justify his father's pedophilia.
 
Remember when Jace crashed his car, and blamed Brianna Wu for trying to assassinate him.

Remember when we later found out Jace was a hoax.

Remember the revelation that a supposedly normal man got in a real car accident and decided the best thing to do was to immediately record a video as his lolcow persona?
 
In no order:

1. The entire Deagle Nation saga.

2. The roughly 3-year period where every single day we saw something new and hilarious from Brianna Wu. Moving onto politics has made her a lot less interesting but it's still fun to watch her. My personal favorite remains when she managed to beat us on the punch of us getting the one of the Holy Fails (proof of her name change), only for us to get it anyway hours later and made perfectly clear she'd been watching the thread.

3. ADF's highlights. From Gamergate assassins to trying to chop his dick off to spite a website, this spud has it all.

4. Vade in general. Rarely has one lolcow failed so spectacularly as to be completely defanged, but here we are.

5. Golden Knight. As surreal a saga as it is hilarious, featuring one of Dyn's greatest moments this side of the RationalWiki offensive and some of the funniest content we'd seen in quite some time.

6. Devi Ever getting caught trying to trollshield himself against ED.

7. The never-ending three-ring circus that is Jake.

8. Momokun deleting her own ass.

9. Nick Bate going to jail.

10. Watching the slow decay of Greta Gustava Martela and Pajeet, a saga that continues to this day.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Donga wrestle, wrestle was peak for me. Watching the fall of the blue Indian and Andy was riding high from it. Nothing lasts forever, then within literal days from the Donga no show Aim, Aim, Aim happens. Warski has it in the palm of his hand and just threw it all away.
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You forgot in between those two events when Andy and Ralph moved in with each other before that ended in gay domestic violence in Florida. Then Ralph eating out of the trash on the way back to Virginia.
 
Dan Cilley getting arrested for creeping on minors and talking to the judge about "living the best life possible"

That one video of Yaniv falling over

Everybody making fun of Shane's chair

The absolute lunacy in the sjw thread

Since I'm mainly a Greer Queer/ Russtafarian these are some of my personal favourites of his:

The entire olive garden story and how the pieces came eventually came together. How he wore the suit to work and all night on the train before spending 4k on the GFE experience only to blow all his time "wooing" the girl, then throwing a fit in the brothel when she wouldn't sleep with him after his time expired

Showing up late to his own trial, with his documents in a grocery bag, losing terribly, and telling reporters that "the judges ruling goes against all logic"

Blaming ariana grande for the Manchester bombings and saying it was her fault for not complimenting his suit and having sex with him. Then being jealous of the kids she visited in the hospital.. "ariana doesn't care about you until you get your legs blown off"

His Taylor Swift book. It's one of the great hidden gems of the farms. A wonderful insight into the mind of a truly delusional individual. Definitely worth the read even if you think he's boring. Also the fact that he accidentally released the entire book as the preview, allowing people to download the entire thing for free.
 
sasazuka said:
I'm trying to think of something not yet mentioned in this thread and it took a while for me to remember one of my favourite obscure lolcow videos.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L44OVEarVIw
Guy in Toronto comes across a traffic accident before emergency services arrive, thinks the M0ssad staged the accident just to send him a message, and goes inside a convenience store with a partially collapsed wall and a car on fire stuck in the window just to record a license plate number.
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This is an incredible display of autism. I kind of wish this guy could have his pure autistic courage harnessed by fire departments or something given he had no qualms charging into that convenience store.
 
Chris dragging that damn LEGO school into McDonald’s.

that munchie, jacquie who caused her own death by feeding tube. Not funny, of course, but shocking that her family and doctors let her acting go on for so long.
 
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Cilleystring said:
Dan Cilley getting arrested for creeping on minors and talking to the judge about "living the best life possible"

That one video of Yaniv falling over

Everybody making fun of Shane's chair

The absolute lunacy in the sjw thread

Since I'm mainly a Greer Queer/ Russtafarian these are some of my personal favourites of his:

The entire olive garden story and how the pieces came eventually came together. How he wore the suit to work and all night on the train before spending 4k on the GFE experience only to blow all his time "wooing" the girl, then throwing a fit in the brothel when she wouldn't sleep with him after his time expired

Showing up late to his own trial, with his documents in a grocery bag, losing terribly, and telling reporters that "the judges ruling goes against all logic"

Blaming ariana grande for the Manchester bombings and saying it was her fault for not complimenting his suit and having sex with him. Then being jealous of the kids she visited in the hospital.. "ariana doesn't care about you until you get your legs blown off"

His Taylor Swift book. It's one of the great hidden gems of the farms. A wonderful insight into the mind of a truly delusional individual. Definitely worth the read even if you think he's boring. Also the fact that he accidentally released the entire book as the preview, allowing people to download the entire thing for free.
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Wait Cilley got arrested? The one who most likely got his pregnant fiance killed during a motorbike accident and was into the whole "turpentine kills intestine worms"?
 
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