Now that Chris-Chan's story is coming to a conclusion, who/what should be in the movie about his life?

Naturally Sonichu must exist within the context of the movie, since Chris thinks his characters are real, they must appear, if only to Chris himself.
But, I pity the poor 3D artist who will have to make a semi-accurate version of Chris's sonichu art.
"Give this to that guy on the third floor who always make that stupid joke about not being able color inside the lines. We'll see how funny that shit is now."

-That guy's boss
 
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Naturally Sonichu must exist within the context of the movie, since Chris thinks his characters are real, they must appear, if only to Chris himself.
But, I pity the poor 3D artist who will have to make a semi-accurate version of Chris's sonichu art.
I would want it like the movie Lars and the Real Girl. Where everyone knows Sonichu is fake, but the entire town rallies around Sonichu and has to protect him when Chris yells at him. Then Sonichu died and it's treated like a real death.
 
Save the Sonichu possession and incest arc for the sequels so there's room to up the ante.

The first Chris Chan movie should be like Human Centipede 2 where you're never quite sure what is real and what is fantasy. The plot can revolve around Classic Chris vs The Trolls, where the audience sees him surf ED and rage out. He makes his impotent videos, though they come across as slightly less pathetic becase fiction requires suspension of disbelief, then he runs into random trolls in the real world which may or may not exist.

He prowls the night like Taxi Driver, meeting random gal pals (Ivy, Julay, etc), and commits escalating sexual harassment/assaults including getting into Kasey's pants Revenge of the Nerds style.

The movie peaks with the destruction of 4 cent garbage building via Chris' rock, filmed similarly to American Psycho's mental breakdown (where he was killing policemen and police helicopters were after him only to strangely disappear) so it's open to interpretation how much was in Chris's head.

Barry Keoghan is the right kind of disturbed to play Chris. He won't even need to gain weight because Chris doesn't know he's obese.
 
There's only one choice to play Chris. Put a blue fright wig on Laurence R. Harvey, star of "The Human Centipede 2," and you've got it.

The late Mink Stole, from John Waters' films, hooked up to a car battery, to play Barbara.

Robert De Niro, who has demonstrated a willingness to play any part that results in a paycheck, to play Sonichu. Not just the voice: a live action portrayal. With blue arms.

Lena Dunham to play Isabella Janke.

Perez Hilton to play Null.

A masterpiece of this caliber can only be directed by one man: Uwe Boll.
 
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Idk if people have edit permissions on my script. If you've joined on writerduet and it let you edit, let me know. Or i'll fix it. I genuinely would like to see someone continue it, i just haven't been in a writing mood.
 
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