Null is in touch with cheese

The quality of food in Europe is so much better. Null didn't even get into half of it really.
The biggest difference isn't even the aged cheese products. It's the stuff that's supposed to be fresh like cottage cheese, cream cheese, yoghurt, etc. Because America is so big and they transport everything across the entire country instead of producing locally they have to make everything shelf stable by mixing in a bunch of chemicals and stabilizers, that's why their cream cheese is a velveeta-like brick and their cottage cheese tastes like vomit.

Also the fact that American bread can be left out on a shelf for a couple of months and still be completely soft and without a spot of mold on it is very concerning
 
Please no....the last time we had a discussion about cheese, we gave Null an actual fucking aneurysm. I think if we go through that again he might just shut down the site for good.

Also the fact that American bread can be left out on a shelf for a couple of months and still be completely soft and without a spot of mold on it is very concerning
America has no real bread. Their bread is the worst in the fucking world and they don't understand how bad it truly is. Half of this is due to the chemicals and preservatices. The other half is just due to Americans having shit taste in bread. Many Americans equate hardness to staleness so baguettes will be fucking soft. They don't understand the differences in bread nor do they appreciate it.
 
>EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE SHOVED DICK-FIRST INTO A FUCKING WOODCHIPPER
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In all honesty I was actually shocked so many people disagreed with null. The thread he made is actually a common point among US expats or travellers. I've had the exact, EXACT same discussion with other people and I'm not always the person who brought it up. The quality of food in Europe is so much better. Null didn't even get into half of it really.

In fact, I'm of the belief that a lot of the wealth of the US is illusory and fake or doesn't tell the whole story.
Null said that you can’t find anything other than Cheddar, American, or Swiss at most American grocery stores. People argued that he was also wrong about quality, but most proved that he was a fucking Speedway shopping nigger who never even attempted to look for the cheese section in stores.

The quality varies. Generally I’d argue EU food is better quality because autistic French, Italian, and Spanish men bitched about their regional foods and enacted protectionist laws.
 
Null said that you can’t find anything other than Cheddar, American, or Swiss at most American grocery stores. People argued that he was also wrong about quality, but most proved that he was a fucking Speedway shopping nigger who never even attempted to look for the cheese section in stores.

The quality varies. Generally I’d argue EU food is better quality because autistic French, Italian, and Spanish men bitched about their regional foods and enacted protectionist laws.
In Europe you don't need to go to a fancy supermarket like Whole Foods or Publix or whatever people went to to show off the big cheese selection. You can just go to Lidl or any other discounter and find 50 different kinds of cheese that are half the price as what you're paying. No matter how much of a rural shithole you live in, there will be cheese and a bakery that has fresh bread (not made from frozen pre-made dough by a minimum wage earning teenager but by actual bakers) every 100m. There are a lot of rural places in the US that only have Walmart as an option to shop at so they are stuck with goyshreds and goyloaf.
 
Null said that you can’t find anything other than Cheddar, American, or Swiss at most American grocery stores. People argued that he was also wrong about quality, but most proved that he was a fucking Speedway shopping nigger who never even attempted to look for the cheese section in stores.

The quality varies. Generally I’d argue EU food is better quality because autistic French, Italian, and Spanish men bitched about their regional foods and enacted protectionist laws.
He was being very hyperbolic, but I know what he means. Literally the real ubiquitous cheeses in America are extremely bland, and they're extremely bland versions of already milder versions (except swiss, which is usually sold extremely mild in the USA). Access to cheese has definitely gotten better in the past two decades, but what they sell in grocery stores is almost always a much watered-down version of that type of cheese, mass produced.

There's so many other things with EU food culture that's hard to get into, like just what normal people to snack on, that may be considered strange in the USA. The USA is obsessed with high-sugar, high-carb salty foods and prioritizes those flavors.

European food isn't even my favorite, it's Asian or East Asian... but American, Canadian, and especially the UK has the worst foods.

Null could have gone further and said pastries in Europe taste better too. Because America dumps a laughable high amount of sugar in everything, and the sweetness ruins some of the nuances of other flavors.

I just think America is terrible over food in general. Also, Americans tend to really deemphasize vegetables...

In Europe you don't need to go to a fancy supermarket like Whole Foods or Publix or whatever people went to to show off the big cheese selection. You can just go to Lidl or any other discounter and find 50 different kinds of cheese that are half the price as what you're paying. No matter how much of a rural shithole you live in, there will be cheese and a bakery that has fresh bread (not made from frozen pre-made dough by a minimum wage earning teenager but by actual bakers) every 100m. There are a lot of rural places in the US that only have Walmart as an option to shop at so they are stuck with goyshreds and goyloaf.

People keep saying "nuh-uh, my grocery store carries that cheese!" when it tastes about as accurate as you'd expect bootleg imitation Coca-Cola to taste in Cameroon.
 
If American cheese is so bad, why is it the standard for hamburgers? Checkmate theists.
orange slicey thing melt good, actually good cheese doesn't.
If you're actually eating cheese on its own mustard, relish and ketchup aren't there to make things more palatable.
 
It is cute tho how patriotic Americans are, despite complaining about their shithole country all day, as soon as a European says something negative, even if it's arguably true, they build a united front to say that America actually has THE GREATEST of everything and start chanting USA! USA! USA! I can respect that and I wish my country was more like that.
 
Because America is so big and they transport everything across the entire country instead of producing locally they have to make everything shelf stable by mixing in a bunch of chemicals and stabilizers, that's why their cream cheese is a velveeta-like brick and their cottage cheese tastes like vomit.
That can't be true, Russia is also big, but stores are full of locally produced dairy. And by "locally produced" I mean factories within 100-200km from the town where the store is located.
 
It is cute tho how patriotic Americans are, despite complaining about their shithole country all day, as soon as a European says something negative, even if it's arguably true, they build a united front to say that America actually has THE GREATEST of everything and start chanting USA! USA! USA! I can respect that and I wish my country was more like that.
Especially on something internationally notorious like America's famously bad bread. What a shameful thing to defend. The cheese is bad, but America's bread is fucking horrible.
 
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