Null's Gambit - My attempt at getting Chris to talk openly

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Chris isn't mentally well. He needs help but I cannot imagine anyone unfamiliar with him being able to understand his complex and unintelligible rantings of CPU sister Gods and alternate cartoon dimensions while also deciphering what he's saying about the real world as he believes CWCville is real and will no doubt mix events in reality and his mind together.
 
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Vrakks said:
I can't believe Thanos was Chris this whole time
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A razor sharp focus on his goal. Despite what everyone tells him about said goal he keeps at it, steadily making progress towards it. Abandons everyone to peruse said goal, makes enemies along the way. Enemies join together to stop him...

I could go on, but I do believe Thanos was moonlighting or using Chris as his beard or cover.

But seriously, the therapists in Chris area are most likely aware of Chirs and his problems. I would be surprised if anyone local took him on as a patient, honestly. He has to be on a local blacklist of clients.
 
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PuckishRogue said:
I think both, honestly. He needs to be honest about what happened in the crime, but being honest about his delusions also helps proves that in no way, shape or form was this a consensual roleplay.
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Oh, I definitely agree. I guess I was just wondering how he'd separate the two. Like would he say they were threatening comic characters he invented and cares about, or would he say they were threatening his TRUE AND HONEST husband and wife?
 
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Moscardino said:
Chris isn't mentally well. He needs help but I cannot imagine anyone unfamiliar with him being able to understand his complex and unintelligible rantings of CPU sister Gods and alternate cartoon dimensions while also deciphering what he's saying about the real world as he believes CWCville is real and will no doubt mix events in reality and his mind together.
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Think it's fair to say that shit doesn't even make sense to him, let alone anyone else.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
@The Captain , I think. Triumphant return of the Jostens ring, etc.
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Possibly, which would further prove that giving the ring back was counterintuitive to what Null is trying to do.

But I don't know, this shits pretty hard to decipher, but it sounds like captain jack is feeding Chris recent Marvel lore, which would be new to Chris's head cannon.

And I remember a picture on Jack Jankowskis Facebook of him in a toy store wearing an infinity gauntlet..
 
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Mason Verger said:
Ok, now who the fuck is captain Jack?

That other crew of anime autists are still trying to play out their saga, aren't they...
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Captain Jack was a true legend of Eurodance.
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Anyone questioning if a therapist would be able to understand Chris, you have to realize, these are professionals. Region Ten is a busy low cost facility, so they get all sorts of people who are crazier than Chris. They're not going to understand who the characters are, but they can read in between the lines easily enough. Chris just has to be honest about everything which he wasn't initially. That can muck up assessment and treatment. Chris knows this shit is wild so he's hesitant to tell people.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Possibly, which would further prove that giving the ring back was counterintuitive to what Null is trying to do.

But I don't know, this shits pretty hard to decipher, but it sounds like captain jack is feeding Chris recent Marvel lore, which would be new to Chris's head cannon.

And I remember a picture on Jack Jankowskis Facebook of him in a toy store wearing an infinity gauntlet..
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If you're right, I think the end probably still justified the means, in this case. As I read Captain yesterday, the catalyst to all of this exploding to the surface was that ring.

Chris is already off the fucking rails. If the choice is adding a new dimension to his dumb shadow realm or letting those spazzfaggots continue to go undetected, that's no choice at all.
 
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Mason Verger said:
The fucking repetition of names in this mess is autistic enough.

"Joshua and the captain or working together on this.. No, a different Joshua and captain. The bad ones."
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Trust me, when this whole thing went down it was tough wrapping our heads around.

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If you're right, I think the end probably still justified the means, in this case. As I read Captain yesterday, the catalyst to all of this exploding to the surface was that ring.

Chris is already off the fucking rails. If the choice is adding a new dimension to his dumb shadow realm or letting those spazzfaggots continue to go undetected, that's no choice at all.
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Without the ring this may have still been going on. Now it's a reality stone? Isn't the reality stone green, not amnyfest?
 
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Is this really about helping Chris, or punishing Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd? Because if you actually want to help Chris, you should be using whatever influence you have over him to get him to permanently cease all one-on-one contact with anyone from the internet who is not a trusted friend or ebay customer. The money he gave them is gone forever, and even if you somehow manage to put into motion a sequence of events leading to a criminal investigation, prosecution, and conviction, that still won't help Chris in any practical way.
 
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MrTroll said:
Is this really about helping Chris, or punishing Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd? Because if you actually want to help Chris, you should be using whatever influence you have over him to get him to permanently cease all one-on-one contact with anyone from the internet who is not a trusted friend or ebay customer.
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I'll take that one step further. All of Chris's use of the internet should be supervised. He's proven time and time again that he shouldn't be allowed to freely participate on the internet. I know that would take away all of our fun here, but the woodchopping should have been done a long time ago.
 
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Conflict of interest? You're not a corporation, you can do whatever the hell you like when it comes to Chris. If you want to help him out, that's your own business. Considering it's led to uncovering new lolcows though I don't see why anyone is in a position to complain about it.

Under Formosa's Law trolls are inherently obligated to protect people like Chris from direct exploitation anyway.

Crazy people don't need to be trolled/exploited, the entertainment value comes from their own insanity, not from people taking advantage of them.
 
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