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[Strelok]

Here's a website dedicated to taxonomically categorizing the little plastic ties on bread bags.

http://www.horg.com/horg/

 

[Florence]

Here's a website dedicated to taxonomically categorizing the little plastic ties on bread bags.

http://www.horg.com/horg/

That's both fascinating and seriously fucking autistic at the same time.

 

[Strelok]

That's both fascinating and seriously fucking autistic at the same time.

I can't tell if they're shitposting or dead serious.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

http://www.loohan.com/antichrist.htm

"Everybody's a shape-shifting reptile expect me..."

 

[Husband Material]

hell yeah, i've been wanting to talk about this website for so long.
http://www.worlddreambank.org/INDEX.HTM
i completely forgot how i even came across this website, somewhere around 2014 when i was trying to get information on lucid dreaming. So far as i can tell, everything on this site has been submitted by only one person except for a handful of other people, this person is also the developer of the site. it's just one big dream journal. What makes it interesting are the topics, the lore, reoccurring characters, and the art that some of these people make in correspondence to their dream. it's just really, really weird shit, and i love it.

i read some of the dream entries for fun, if that's not something that interests you, there's also the art. it ranges from just bad to batshit insane. these are all done by the same guy.

Spoiler: art of the century (semi nsfw)

"aicorn's banana"
something about a unicorn with a banana strap on

"the boats"
man finds boat people in his basement, boat people are like ghost, i guess.

"berryl borrowed it"
Self-explanatory.

"animal dreamlets"
one of those reoccurring characters/creatures i mentioned earlier. this guy has a thing for centaurs.

"boyfriend out of phase"
not sure if this is a dream, he was drawing his dance classmate and apparently the wolf showed up. they're werewolves.

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oh god, and his statues, those are on an entirely different level. not sure if i actually love these or im just desensitized enough by now not to be shocked anymore.
(nude centaur hose dolls, general weirdness, NSFW)
http://www.worlddreambank.org/C/CEND.HTM

EDIT: GOOD GOD HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS

Spoiler: actual photo of god

 

[fortunecookie]

http://www.ghostresearch.org/

 

[Omni]

Unsure if it's really obscure at this point, got media coverage when a member ate another member, who consented to being eaten.


It's probably been posted already, and was taken down, but if it hasn't, never fear, daddy Omni is here.

http://web.archive.org/web/20021002100842/www.necrobabes.org/perroloco/forum/ccforum.html

 

[Big Nasty]

This bizarre webpage presents itself as the webshop of an actually non-existing swedish company dedicated to the servicing and repair of high-end analog audio recording equipment.

http://www.studersweden.se/index.html

We will support Studers all tape player but we don't have time for personnel reasons at this point in time. Write your query by email to us via the below icon. You will receive a notice to pay €52.60 via PayPal or through your own bank connection. Once payment is received, we will send you the answers.

 

[Autopsy]

Libyan Dessert Glass and other assorted oddities. This is the sort of thing I expected to see, back in the day. Simple but entertaining conspiracy theories, outlandish claims, and a complete and utter lack of understanding of Physics and Thermodynamics.
Gay Communism, on the other hand, flew entirely under my radar. This site has an academic feminist critical theorist from before being a feminist critical theorist was cool. The ideas presented are pretty outlandish, building on empirically refuted models or 20th-century frameworks generally left to rot after failing to provide anything of worth. The funniest is probably "Homosexuality and Class Warfare", which intends to explain how noble and idyllic non-patriarchal and communal societies are for nearly the entire selection. Instead, it drills in a singular point: our system is how it is because it eclipsed every other one to be tried. Monogamy killed Polygamy in both amount of kids and quality of life, the 'Patriarchy' is so brutally efficient that it can eat far larger cultures without breaking its stride, so on and so forth.
Xtremely Violent Wrestling is an interesting specimen. It has five fighters with choice titles like 'Homicidal Mike' and 'Killa-J', and it really hams up the 'ultra violence'. It ran a forum for awhile, but I couldn't dig up an archive, in part due to the actual url hopping a few times as the build-a-forum site changed hands.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

http://www.murderousmaths.co.uk/
Maybe not obscure (since it's a website for childrens' books) but it's got that weird geocities look to it without being designed by a total-actual-schizophrenic.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

For the low, low price of 125 dollars an hour, you can get a black guy named Odin, registered psychic and Voodoo and Wiccan high priest, and his students, the witches Loki and Chrystal J., to teach you psychic abilities, tell you about your past life, and remove Karmic debris.

http://hocusandfocus.com/who-we-are/

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I found a forum for necrophiles. It's strange to read through. There's even a personal ads section where people who fantasize about being murder victims can meet up with people who fantasize about being murderers.
https://cutedeadguys.net/

It's unlikely that real murderers roam the place, but it is pretty shady that this guy wants to chat through encrypted messages on wickr...

 

[blah]

http://hackerman.nu/

 

[Big Nasty]

www.anus.com

Can you handle the edge?

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

www.anus.com

Can you handle the edge?

Our fundamental idea is that the anus is as holy as the mouth, because both are needed for life, just like both positive and negative are needed to create the groundwork on which life rests. Like a yin-yang, the anus/mouth duality represents our search for harmony beyond what appears "safe" and "good" to human beings.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

http://goodgrief.org/
If you’ve been on the Petscop subreddit, you know exactly what this is.

 

[Jellyfish]

http://www.if-jesus-returns-kill-him-again.com/

I don't know why, but this website is really funny to me.

 

[Lunete]

youareanidiot.org

Spoiler: Why:

http://www.arngren.net/ Looks like the classifieds section of a newspaper if it vomited out a website.
http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/STW/ The Official Website of Severe Trampoline Wrestling!
http://www.amesfanclub.com/index.htm The official fan page for a long dead department store chain.
http://www.yyyyyyy.info/ Randomly generates weird shit everytime you hit refresh.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

http://goodgrief.org/
If you’ve been on the Petscop subreddit, you know exactly what this is.

Fucking hell, I've actually been looking for this one! Apparently a LOT of Petscop fans flooded this site and kept emailing them about the series, so the subreddit no longer allows posts containing the URL or site name. I found out about the site after that rule was put in place, as the incident was mentioned in a video. Thanks for the link!

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Fucking hell, I've actually been looking for this one! Apparently a LOT of Petscop fans flooded this site and kept emailing them about the series, so the subreddit no longer allows posts containing the URL or site name. I found out about the site after that rule was put in place, as the incident was mentioned in a video. Thanks for the link!

Yeah I was pretty much there when the whole thing happened. Everyone was going batshit crazy seeing how so many things about this site had so many connections to the Petscop series. Everyone was digging into code, inspecting shit, using the wayback machine, observing everything from the logo to the color of the bottom of the website matching with the Garalina logo.

After the website shutdown the email page temporarily due to “threatening emails” being sent to them, and the YT channel subtlety telling the subreddit to stop looking into the it and just wait, via using the channel description, everyone practically beat their own asses off as punishment for sending a bunch of emails to possibly this random-ass dude who had no affiliation to Petscop, and some started to become hostile to others who didn’t believe otherwise. Now after they installed that rule to never talk or link to that website again, if you even question what that website was about, everyone will get super butthurt and tell you to not question it, either kindly or harshly. So what was once a possible goldmine of new information for the series, soon turned into a shitstorm of slapping each others’ asses as punishment for sending “possible threatening” emails to some dude, until it all finally resided.

I still visit their website to see if anything has changed about it. There hasn’t been any change last I checked, but maybe there will be now that the series is still going.