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[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I can't believe that this makes sense to anyone, and that includes the person who created it.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

https://neoee.weebly.com/

This is a quite an important resource for patches to make a video game playable on modern systems, so it has a charming batshit insane/essential vibe to it.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

http://www.smuggled.com/

Obsessed in the early 2000's about reptile keepers?

Click any of the links in the footer for more madness.

 

[Big Nasty]

One of the most unreadable web pages I've ever come across. That side bar is some pretty harsh shit.

http://aramis.hostman.us/

Note the use of the rare .us top-level domain.

 

[AF 802]

I have no idea if this is real or not.

https://www.ipv6buddy.com/

A keyboard just for typing IPv6 addresses. Interesting.

 

[HeirenPlaya]

http://www.heavensgate.com/

 

[The Great Citracett]

http://www.thethickuns.com

"The planet's only online puppet show"

It's a puppet sitcom about a redneck family in a trailer park. Looks like they had big plans for it but it was abandoned after 3 episodes in 2006.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

http://www.unicorn-dream.co.uk/destrier/menu.html

Here's the oldest otherkin website I can remember, from 1997-98. The author's been trying and failing to IRL transform himself into a horse for more than twenty years.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

http://www.geocities.ws/e65fanfiction/

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

http://www.geocities.ws/e65fanfiction/

What the fuck.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Thanks to Red Letter Media:

http://stand2pee.com/

 

[The Great Citracett]

http://zthing.com
Was a flash animation/game site.

God I wasted so much school time here between '99-'01. I think it disappeared around 2002, was supposed to be temporary but it never came back. For a while it said "We're Baaaaaaaack!", but it's been just the plain green page for years now.

You can still find a bit of their stuff on YouTube and newgrounds. Just isn't the same though.

 

[Elysian]

http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/menu/games_menu.htm

I didn't think Fetchfido still existed, but the entire thing still works to this day. Spent so much time playing flash games here back in the early/mid 2000s; I remember 7 year old Elysian found the flash game with the singing horses way funnier than it actually was. I love how it lists the file size of the game next to its name, like someone is gonna nope out of playing it because it's a whole 5mb in size.

 

[Big Nasty]

http://www.geocities.ws/e65fanfiction/

Pop ups raped my phone when I hit that link.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

http://www.evil-dolly.com/phone/subpage.html

Creepy weirdo looking for a sex slave.

 

[Krieger]

http://halat.com/

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So much to pick here. That they think a group centered around virgins won't get laughed at on the Internet. That this isn't even the first attempt if the fact it's for African and European countries specifically is any indication. That the logo can't decide if it's Second Life, Geocities, or the Second Coming of Baldi. That the people in the center don't really need to advertise their virgin status (we already know they are).

 

[Brock Hard Onix]

http://phil-swift.wikia.com/wiki/Phil_Swift_Wiki
i'm

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

http://www.noapologiespress.com/futureretard/

Future Rətard, a primitive photo webcomic about a guy who keeps getting bothered by retarded babies from the future while trying to watch Gilligan's Island reruns.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

www.capalert.com/

I remember this website from a few years back. It reviews movies from a fundamentalist perspective for "family friendly" purposes. It must be seen to be believed.

Here's a few comical ones:

www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
www.capalert.com/capreports/jackathemovie.htm

 

[Kosher Dill]

www.capalert.com/

I remember this website from a few years back. It reviews movies from a fundamentalist perspective for "family friendly" purposes. It must be seen to be believed.

Here's a few comical ones:

www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
www.capalert.com/capreports/jackathemovie.htm

Oh man, I remember this from wa-a-a-ay back in the day I can't believe they stuck with it till 2012.

Anyone been to "Demonbuster"?
http://www.demonbuster.com/ (warning: autoplaying hymns to drive out your demons)
Some howl-at-the-moon fundamentalist Christians who believe everyone and everything is demon-infested and needs constant exorcism in the name of JESUS.
Greatest hits:
http://www.demonbuster.com/dolls.html - Pokemon, Digimon, and getting demon-haunted in the LAZER ZONE
http://www.demonbuster.com/boyce.html - Demons infesting your computer's printer
http://www.demonbuster.com/incubus.html - 9 out of 10 Christian women have been attacked by sex demons!
And on and on.