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Will this cause a revolution in science?

  • Yes, free energy is finally here

    Votes: 83 49.4%
  • No, it's pseudoscientific crackpot bullshit

    Votes: 62 36.9%
  • I don't know/I'm not sure

    Votes: 23 13.7%

  • Total voters
    168
The Patrick Fisher "Yoke Arm" for internal combustion engines actually looks interesting. I'm no mechanical engineer but I do enjoy thinking about things and I'm looking at his schematics now trying to figure out what the problem(s) might be.
Yeah there's some legitimate stuff there, it's just buried under a bunch of stuff relating to 'free energy', alchemy, and general pseudoscience/conspiracy.
 
A now defunct site that reviews films from a Maoist perceptive:
https://www.prisoncensorship.info/archive/etext/movies/

Gender bureaucrat enemy of the people "Fairy Godmother" lives a life of dogmatism following the scripts in "Cinderella," "Snow White" and such books that she keeps in her library. Living off the exploited workers, and selling hocus-pocus to the people like many other unproductive sector flim-flam artists we can think of today, Fairy Godmother spreads her poisonous visions of the future everywhere and lords over even the king himself.

Seeking to appropriate the sexuality of the king's daughter for her son, Fairy Godmother does her best to spread speciesist propaganda against ogres, one of which already married the king's daughter, thus making her unavailable to the Fairy Godmother's son. The evil speciesist propaganda finds fertile grounds in the king's mind and most of the people of the kingdom.

Highly class conscious characters including Pinocchio watching television immediately see through the pigdom's entertainment media, get off the couch and rush to help their compatriots locked up while filmed for a cop show. Once out of prison, our heroes rely on a toiling baker to launch on all-out assault on the bastion of reaction, the castle taken over by Fairy Godmother's plotting.

Using the past to serve the present as Mao instructed artists, the directors of "Shrek 2" rattle off cultural references like machine-gun fire. Making Godzilla sounds and tearing down Starbucks on the way to the castle, our heroes arrive in time to do battle with the Fairy Godmother. Borrowing a move from another movie, the king dives to absorb the attack from the Fairy Godmother and he ends up turning into a frog. By running the king-to-frog cultural reference in reverse and making a Godzilla type character a hero, the directors of "Shrek 2" show just how upside down and backwards our culture is.

Voices of Hollywood actors considered sexy go into "Shrek 2"---Antonio Bandera for example--but the rich and beautiful people do not appear in the film, which is an animation. The film explores the subjective notion of "cuteness" and ends up throwing the whole notion to the wind, much to the chagrin of the gender aristocracy and gender bureacracy everywhere. Even the cute, fluffy white dog died when Shrek dove into the concert pit, punk-style.

We only hope that there is a "Shrek 3," in which the newly-weds rampage through the rest of the society and culture. Otherwise the message will be that society has to be attacked just for the love of two people. Misguided people may watch this movie instead of doing something about the carnage in Iraq and when it comes their turn, they may lash out in violence "in the name of love." That's why there needs to be a "Shrek 3" in which the united workers of all species liberate themselves. We'd also point out to viewers that our heroes never killed anyone just for "love." Good riddance to the Fairy Godmother: she had it coming for a lot of reasons.
 
A now defunct site that reviews films from a Maoist perceptive:
https://www.prisoncensorship.info/archive/etext/movies/

Gender bureaucrat enemy of the people "Fairy Godmother" lives a life of dogmatism following the scripts in "Cinderella," "Snow White" and such books that she keeps in her library. Living off the exploited workers, and selling hocus-pocus to the people like many other unproductive sector flim-flam artists we can think of today, Fairy Godmother spreads her poisonous visions of the future everywhere and lords over even the king himself.

Seeking to appropriate the sexuality of the king's daughter for her son, Fairy Godmother does her best to spread speciesist propaganda against ogres, one of which already married the king's daughter, thus making her unavailable to the Fairy Godmother's son. The evil speciesist propaganda finds fertile grounds in the king's mind and most of the people of the kingdom.

Highly class conscious characters including Pinocchio watching television immediately see through the pigdom's entertainment media, get off the couch and rush to help their compatriots locked up while filmed for a cop show. Once out of prison, our heroes rely on a toiling baker to launch on all-out assault on the bastion of reaction, the castle taken over by Fairy Godmother's plotting.

Using the past to serve the present as Mao instructed artists, the directors of "Shrek 2" rattle off cultural references like machine-gun fire. Making Godzilla sounds and tearing down Starbucks on the way to the castle, our heroes arrive in time to do battle with the Fairy Godmother. Borrowing a move from another movie, the king dives to absorb the attack from the Fairy Godmother and he ends up turning into a frog. By running the king-to-frog cultural reference in reverse and making a Godzilla type character a hero, the directors of "Shrek 2" show just how upside down and backwards our culture is.

Voices of Hollywood actors considered sexy go into "Shrek 2"---Antonio Bandera for example--but the rich and beautiful people do not appear in the film, which is an animation. The film explores the subjective notion of "cuteness" and ends up throwing the whole notion to the wind, much to the chagrin of the gender aristocracy and gender bureacracy everywhere. Even the cute, fluffy white dog died when Shrek dove into the concert pit, punk-style.

We only hope that there is a "Shrek 3," in which the newly-weds rampage through the rest of the society and culture. Otherwise the message will be that society has to be attacked just for the love of two people. Misguided people may watch this movie instead of doing something about the carnage in Iraq and when it comes their turn, they may lash out in violence "in the name of love." That's why there needs to be a "Shrek 3" in which the united workers of all species liberate themselves. We'd also point out to viewers that our heroes never killed anyone just for "love." Good riddance to the Fairy Godmother: she had it coming for a lot of reasons.
This is beautiful.

This is absolute gold.

Holy shit.
 
This guy.

http://visionandpsychosis.net/

He has run this site since 2003 and he still updates it. Hes basically another flavor of Jack Thompson except the stuff he blames suicides and mass shootings on is his own made up mental disorder. Its quite a wall of text but he basically implies that blinking lights on peoples computers that are in their peripheral vision are making them crazy. I personally think this guy would deserve a thread but his name appears nowhere on his site.
this guy is actually on to something though.
 
Have you ever had a bad experience on a farm that left you mentally scarred for life and terrified of goats? Do you have PTSD from the petting zoo?

Well here is the site for you:
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http://www.goat-trauma.org

It has everything you need to get over your crippling goat phobia and brave the outside world again including helpful tips, testimonials, and even official t-shirts!

I'm sure it's a joke site, but still pretty funny.
 
this guy is actually on to something though.
he has a decent web presence too, actually.
I just got back to this thread. his name is LK Tucker.
kc4iai
http://www.readthehook.com/84089/letter-please-examine-my-harrington-theory

https://twitter.com/kc4iai

https://www.samharris.org/forum/viewthread/48968/

http://www.thinkatheist.com/m/profile?screenName=10b2yfuj7bgfb


I find it believable that a repeated, constant stream of peripheral distractions can kick off a psychotic episode in someone who is predisposed to it. I've read that schizophrenia is simply a failure of the mind to filter out what is irrelevant, therefore overwhelming its processing power. So the theory sounds batshit, but is likely based in a grain of truth.
 
This one is, uh... Interesting. It's a buried gem that I've kept to myself for a while, but I think it's time to share it with the world.

http://talesfromnewtampa.blogspot.com

This is a blog run by a mysterious individual only known as "John". He claims to be a father of two living in Tampa, Florida. Not much else is known about him, except that he's been on Blogspot since 2005.

There is some evidence to suggest that at one point this was just a normal personal blog, where an Average Joe muses about his daily life. But at some point in 2009, something went wrong. Currently, the earliest post accessible is this one, with the previous ones presumably deleted:

A Farewell to New Tampa

Well, since I am never on this blog anymore, I will go ahead and make this my last post. In just a few more months, I will be leaving New Tampa and heading to South Tampa, not because I want to but because the circumstances of my life have forced me to.

I will miss living here. But I will not miss the traffic, the way the city officials ignore people here, the lack of an adequate east-west road, the skate punks, the plastic desperate housewives of Hunters Green with their false breasts and tight facelifts, the SUV's and mini-vans, the asshole who drove out of Arbor Green in his Taourig and almost caused me to T-bone him and laughed all way down Cross Creek, the snaking line of cars in front of New Tampa Blvd. Publix caused by too many people trying to turn left on New Tampa Blvd., the lack of foresight and planning on the part of the city when it comes to high density housing developments being plopped into place without anybody adequately adding infrastructure, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, DAMN YOU! IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME??????!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF MY PATHETIC LIFE IN THIS GODDAMNED STATE AND THIS FUCKING FAKE PLASTIC CITY OF FUCKING MORONS! YOU PEOPLE ARE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS I HAVE EVER KNOWN! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! YOU FUCKERS! AND THEN THOSE FUCKING DUGGAR PEOPLE ON TV WITH THEIR ZILLION KIDS AND THEIR FUCKING SON WHO JUST GOT MARRIED TO THAT DIPSHIT GIRL FROM JACKSONVILLE! OH FOR GOD'S SAKE I HATE YOU! I HATE ALL OF YOU! I HATE YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS?! I HATE YOU AND I HATE MY LIFE! GOODBYE! THIS BLOG IS DONE. IT'S DONE YOU BASTARDS! I HATE YOU! AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ever since then, well...

The blog has entirely devolved into incoherent rants about Michelle Duggar's vagina.

The latest entry, posted on May 28 this year, looks like this:

Michelle Duggar's Vagina Meets The Vagina Of Bella Thorne

Summer was descending on Tontitown...and for Michelle Duggar, whose vaginal opening was as wide around as the roof on Target Field (high and deep to right...that ball is GONE!!), the pressure on her asshole was building slowly to a crescendo that ended in a basso profundo FAAAAAAAAAAART!!! Wowza! That gasser surely killed crops all over northwest Arkansas. Matt Belisle! Anyhoodle, it was time for Michelle to get down on it. To expand and contract her pussy muscles. To elucidate female cum and to stand up for all that is right in fundyville. She whipped out her tits and smacked them hard up and down, her well worn nipples bouncing. She allowed her stank bush to be shown to all the men in town, pussy lips protruding. Then she took a pique at her secret TV. There on the breast tube was a secret video shot by TMZ of Lord Disick and that former Disney tweaker and current millennial slutbag Bella Thorne. Scott was using Bella for some side stank and to make Kourtney angry. He plowed his cock up her ass, pussy and mouth blasting his sperm everywhere. Michelle was both disgusted and transfixed. This will not due! Michelle was fully committed to saving the sole of this little Disney stoner. Gas up the Duggar bus and let's head to LA to confront Bella in person. Along for the ride is fundy preacher and scam artist Rod Parsley, Deanna Favre and our constant companion Victoria Osteen. Whore! Here we go!

BUTT FIRST, let's contain our bodily funktions. Here to ASSist us tonight is FOX SPORTS SUN sports piece Alex Corddry. Alex, the wife of BALLERS star Rob Corddry, is nude and massaging her abdominables. Deep breath and PUUUUUUUSH PUUUUUSH. ACK! Out comes a large turd. Relax and pee. All set. Sia!

Now back to our tale. Scott and Bella were fucking hard at a mid range hotel in Pasadena when Michelle knocked on the door. Bella was in reverse cowgirl on Scott's cock when she dismounted and answered the door nude. Scott remained in bed and hard. Bella immediately knew who the Duggar whore was and slapped her face with her right tit. "How DARE you follow me here to LA to lecture me about my morality, you hypocritical fuckwhore!" Michelle let out a pebbled sized shit in supplication. Shortly thereafter, Bella grew a woman penis and mounted Michelle from behind. Lord Disick got behind Bella and assisted her with ultra mechanical hip thrusts and Bella entered Michelle's asshole. Rhythmic pumping began. Disick helped with powerful pumping. Suddenly Bella wailed and let loose a huge blast of female cum. In just 4:35, a baby gestated in Michelle's anus and was born, Max Daniel Jordan Tino Martinez Duggar. It was so overwhelming that Jared Kushner called the Russians! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Paul Anderson and Rick Wells gave the play by play. Dale Vickars isn't even a real person. Skip Stephenson hosted Real People. Michelle Duggar was a THORNE in your side. Lyle Lovett!

Literally almost every post since 2009 is more or less like that. The dude's been going steadily at it for 8 years now, to an audience of pretty much nobody. The blog is updated less often than it used to be, but the very fact that this little echo chamber of vagina-related insanity is still active to this day is just bewildering.

From what I could gather among the piles of scatological nonsense, the author claims that his stories are parodies/criticisms of the Duggar clan, but it really looks much more like the poor bastard has been suffering from an extended mental breakdown for years.

It sure as hell is entertaining, though.
 
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