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So I found a game in a charity shop the other day called El Matador which appears to be a terrible GTA clone set in South America, not to be confused with Boiling Point: Road To Hell which is a terrible GTA clone set in south America which has an intro theme which is.. well, it's ju... fuck it here.
El Matador seems weird and I haven't yet dug out my XP system to be able to play it. Anybody ever played it?
That game was like 100% jank and no game. Did you ever fly a plane? Or at least try to. The original unpatched version of Boiling Point had a bug where if the plane so much as brushed a tree it would detonate in a ball of flame. Then they fixed that by making the plane drop like a stone if you let go of W for some fucking reason.That Boiling Point song, I remember it... It was so long ago since I played it but aside from the intro/installation I think it at one point plays during some dramatic lead-up while driving a car to some place and the song reaches its crescendo shortly after the car begins flipping around then starts ping-ponging between rocks and palm tress launching it deeper and deeper into the jungle. That game was janky as fuck but kind of cool, a Eastern-European Far Cry 2 made in a quarter of the time on one tenth of the budget.
Both Boiling Point and STALKER have some roots in the "VENOM. Codename: Outbreak" game.
That game was like 100% jank and no game. Did you ever fly a plane? Or at least try to. The original unpatched version of Boiling Point had a bug where if the plane so much as brushed a tree it would detonate in a ball of flame. Then they fixed that by making the plane drop like a stone if you let go of W for some fucking reason.
I got to a point where I had a choice (allegedly) of working for either a drug cartel or the agents trying to take this cartel down. The cartel lived in a big mansion and the agents all hung out literally 100 yards away down the road in a place that might as well have had a big fucking neon sign that simply said "NOT A LISTENING OR OBSERVATION POST NOTHING TO SEE HERE!" I decided to side with the agents, got into a gunfight in the mansion and the listening post was so close the fucking crossfire made the agents go hostile to me and broke my save game.I don't remember if I tried to fly a plane(was there helicopters?) because everything was so fucked and it all blends together in a janky mind-montage with "BOILING POINT" playing over it. And it was so long ago... Even driving a car down a straight and empty road was perilous, who knows what could happen!
My most frequent memories is getting out of a vehicle that is now deep in the jungle, checking the map to get my bearings then start going in one direction and soon after that jaguars will probably eat me unless I stumble into a tent/drug refinery, then those guys will shoot me.
It's one of those games that have some charm while being so bad you actually want to go deeper, where does it end.
TIM - The Incredible Machine(PC):
This game was a platformer-like engineering puzzle game, where you had to use a number of extremely varied objects(revolvers, balloons, cats, some kind of bird, buckets, water taps, bowling balls etc.) to make things happen. It also included a level editor to make your own puzzles. Graphics were surprisingly good for it's time, early nineties, and it had almost inifinite replay value if you were interested in tinkering with the editor.
How nostalgic, I used to play TIM all the time as a kid, it was God Tier.TIM - The Incredible Machine(PC):
This game was a platformer-like engineering puzzle game, where you had to use a number of extremely varied objects(revolvers, balloons, cats, some kind of bird, buckets, water taps, bowling balls etc.) to make things happen. It also included a level editor to make your own puzzles. Graphics were surprisingly good for it's time, early nineties, and it had almost inifinite replay value if you were interested in tinkering with the editor.