Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[A Grey Cat]

so this letter is notiably shorter than the last two. I take that to mean either:

A. Chris is getting so much fan ween mail that he's putting in the bare minimum effort to reply to it all.

B. Heilburg has started monitoring his letters and told him to try and not say anything too incriminating in them but the crazy stuff that he can pile on.

 

[Aeon Path]

so this letter is notiably shorter than the last two. I take that to mean either:

A. Chris is getting so much fan ween mail that he's putting in the bare minimum effort to reply to it all.

B. Heilburg has started monitoring his letters and told him to try and not say anything too incriminating in them but the crazy stuff that he can pile on.

C. The novelty of writing Epistles is wearing off and Christ is getting lazy.

But I'd say that A could be 100% correct too.

 

[Reverend]

Every single one of these letters reads like an L. Ron Hubbard scientology screed. I challenge anyone to find the difference in the two.

Example:

 

[Rapechu]

so this letter is notiably shorter than the last two. I take that to mean either:

A. Chris is getting so much fan ween mail that he's putting in the bare minimum effort to reply to it all.

B. Heilburg has started monitoring his letters and told him to try and not say anything too incriminating in them but the crazy stuff that he can pile on.

I can only imagine that it gets tiring to keep rehashing the same insane nonsense in every single letter.

I wonder what the implications are though, since he left us a nugget of information, that Chris views BARB as the highest supreme deity of all. I am assuming that Chris has some sort of trinitarian views of Barb where she is made up of Barb, Barb's Body and Emanuelle sort of like how he is Chris, Chris' Body, and Jesus Sonichu Blueheart? So Barb could be vegitating on the couch and Chris thinks he is communing with her psychically and receiving divine lovemaking instructions from her?

This is so messed up.

 

[PostChrisReroll]

Well, I wasn't expecting to find a use for this here...

 

[King Kiwi]

I wonder who else writes Chris...

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I think it would be interesting if we could get Chris to talk about what he does in jail instead of this God ramblings.

 

[Deranged Jew]

I can only imagine that it gets tiring to keep rehashing the same insane nonsense in every single letter.

I wonder what the implications are though, since he left us a nugget of information, that Chris views BARB as the highest supreme deity of all. I am assuming that Chris has some sort of trinitarian views of Barb where she is made up of Barb, Barb's Body and Emanuelle sort of like how he is Chris, Chris' Body, and Jesus Sonichu Blueheart? So Barb could be vegitating on the couch and Chris thinks he is communing with her psychically and receiving divine lovemaking instructions from her?

This is so messed up.

The thing i get out of this is that Chris said it was Emmanuel who told him to do it...so if barb is Emmanuel than where does that leave us? Hmmmm...

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.
Time to update this page. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

EDIT: Never mind, someone else transcribed it.
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Don't fucking do this shit. The last thing that crazy motherfucking lunatic needs is more shit pumping into his brain, and considering the type of Muslims he's likely to meet in jail, him telling them he's part of a council of Gods and is/he's greater than Allah, and 40% of the Ummah are toxic is likely to result in him getting beaten to death.
I know it seems like a funny idea but Chris is fucked in the head, the last thing he needs adding to his delusions is Islam.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

an L. Ron Hubbard scientology screed

Hubbard had less legible handwriting than CWC?

 

[King Kiwi]

Don't fucking do this shit. The last thing that crazy motherfucking lunatic needs is more shit pumping into his brain, and considering the type of Muslims he's likely to meet in jail, him telling them he's part of a council of Gods and is/he's greater than Allah, and 40% of the Ummah are toxic is likely to result in him getting beaten to death.
I know it seems like a funny idea but Chris is fucked in the head, the last thing he needs adding to his delusions is Islam.

I'm laughing so hard right now....

 

[Reverend]

I think it would be interesting if we could get Chris to talk about what he does in jail instead of this God ramblings.

He doesn't DO anything else in jail besides sit there , eat his food, and self-isolate while scrawling about shit. He's probably not even interesting enough for the other inmates to bother him. That is until someone gets the bright idea of telling the other folks in Chris' block about Chris.

Then shit will get interesting.

It'd be more fun to write to the other inmates asking about Chris than writing Chris.

Also can Chris get one of those electronic tablets that prisoners can get? If so he can send out emails left and right.

 

[Coupon11]

Don't fucking do this shit. The last thing that crazy motherfucking lunatic needs is more shit pumping into his brain, and considering the type of Muslims he's likely to meet in jail, him telling them he's part of a council of Gods and is/he's greater than Allah, and 40% of the Ummah are toxic is likely to result in him getting beaten to death.
I know it seems like a funny idea but Chris is fucked in the head, the last thing he needs adding to his delusions is Islam.

It wasn't just a "funny idea". I really thought it could be the thing that changes his life. I was severely messed up growing up but converting to Islam helped me a lot. Also it stopped the entire Arabian Peninsula from torturing animals...
He's not open to Islam anyway, so it's useless to keep trying.

 

[Rapechu]

The thing i get out of this is that Chris said it was Emmanuel who told him to do it...so if barb is Emmanuel than where does that leave us? Hmmmm...

This was all according to Barb's designs. She was the one leading the trolls. She was the one asking Chris on dates to stand him up. She was never really senile. She was never fat. With the fulfillment of HER love quest the dimensional merge is finally complete and Chris is no longer needed.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Every single one of these letters reads like an L. Ron Hubbard scientology screed. I challenge anyone to find the difference in the two.

Example:

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3D SUPAH COLOSSAL MOTION PIK-CHAH

 

[camopattern]

It wasn't just a "funny idea". I really thought it could be the thing that changes his life. I was severely messed up growing up but converting to Islam helped me a lot. Also it stopped the entire Arabian Peninsula from torturing animals...
He's not open to Islam anyway, so it's useless to keep trying.

First time i can see a legitimate use for the Islamic content reaction.

Seriously as funny as this shit is did you not read anything? You're not going to save Chris, you're not the next legend, you're just an idiot troll trying to cash in on Chris in prison. He didn't even bother to give you a proper reply compared to others that should be a sign you are out of your depth.

 

[Kirby]

how long before someone sends him a letter as joe biden

 

[Coupon11]

First time i can see a legitimate use for the Islamic content reaction.

Seriously as funny as this shit is did you not read anything? You're not going to save Chris, you're not the next legend, you're just an idiot troll trying to cash in on Chris in prison. He didn't even bother to give you a proper reply compared to others that should be a sign you are out of your depth.

It was a good deed to try to introduce him to Islam.

 

[Ophelia]

Is Chris saying da merge happened and those of us who aren’t living in Toon Town are the dregs who were left behind on the old earth?

I wish our savior could make a rambling smug video about all this

 

[Fraudius]

"Meditatate Long, Deep, and Hard on that..."

Like he did with his mother?