Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[A Grey Cat]

him starting to preach some fucked up schismatic version of Islam that's guaranteed to piss off Shia or Sunni Muslims he bumps into could very well get him hurt.

Well on the plus side, the islamic faith will finally have something to heal the 2000 or so year schism that ripped it apart and lead to a majority of islamic volience in the world today.

Next maybe Chris can get Palestine and Israel to finally agree to a real, fair, and equitable peace accord that actually ends the 78 odd years of violence the region's faced since Israel was founded.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Just like free life, jail life is protecting the hell out of Chris. I don't think he realizes how lucky he is. Chalk one up for the 'ol autism card.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well on the plus side, the islamic faith will finally have something to heal the 2000 or so year schism that ripped it apart and lead to a majority of islamic volience in the world today.

Next maybe Chris can get Palestine and Israel to finally agree to a real, fair, and equitable peace accord that actually ends the 78 odd years of violence the region's faced since Israel was founded.

But Chris is a woman. Surely, he could don a full-length black burka in the middle of summer and not smell like ass everywhere he went.

 

[camopattern]

It was a good deed to try to introduce him to Islam.

Shit and here i thought the guy claming to be the second coming of Jesus was delusional

 

[Funny man incorporated]

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.

any chance you can provide some ( dare i say it, TRUE and HONEST ) HD scans of the letter ?

 

[Coupon11]

any chance you can provide some ( dare i say it, TRUE and HONEST ) HD scans of the letter ?

Yes, when I get home

 

[Constellationzero]

Our transmother, who art in prison, hilarious be
thy name. Thy Commodore come, thy will be done,
on 1218, as it is in C-197. Give us this day our
daily Julaaay and forgive us our trespasses on The Game Place as we
forgive those who trespass against 14 Branchland Court; and lead us
not into troll temptation, but deliver us from the evil jerkops.

Hail Mary (Lee Walsh)
Full of grace
Sonic is with thee
Blessed art the attraction sign
And Blessed is the Private Villa
Holy Mary,
Dean of PVCC
Pray for us incels
Now, and at the hour of the Dimensional Merge

Amen

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hail Mary (Lee Walsh)
Full of grace
Sonic is with thee
Blessed art the attraction sign
And Blessed is the Private Villa
Holy Mary,
Dean of PVCC
Pray for us incels
Now, and at the hour of the Dimensional Merge

Amen

Keep it up people, we're starting to build the basis of a Gospel, between Chris(t)'s Letters to the Weens and these TRUE AND HONEST revised prayers, the fledgling Church of Jesus Chris of the Latter Day Taints is starting to build its Apocrypha.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I think if anyone should send Chris any letters they should probably write about more realistic topics or stuff that are relatable like familiar lolcows or even pop culture topics.

Egging him on on the whole religion stuff is just going to produce generic answers that are a bunch of gibberish and a task to read through.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Would you consider the letters as weenish / ween behaviour as the first one was huge then slowly died down?

I think if anyone should send Chris any letters they should probably write about more realistic topics or stuff that is relatable like familiar lolcows or even pop culture topics.

Egging him on on the whole religion stuff is just going to produce generic answers that are a bunch of gibberish and a task to read through.

Chris will bit or buy stuff into i.e. Sonichu, MLP, Transformers, and things like that.

 

[King Kiwi]

No trolling plans.

Haha reminders are fun!

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

I don't think average Muslims are as violent as you think. They might shake their heads in disappointment if someone claimed to be Allah, but they're not gonna give an ass beating over it. It's a sin to beat someone up just because they are committing religious innovation that no one even takes seriously.

Average Muslims in America, yes. But that kind of talk in most Muslim countries will get you killed.

 

[Wraith]

I think it's a bad idea to put ol' shits-in-pants in a position where he might slip in jail and say something against islam. You know some scummy people watch KF, and if someone related to a tard like isabella sees something done here at that scale have consequences, they might use it to deflect from their own crap. We have enough DDoSing around here as it is.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I wonder what the implications are though, since he left us a nugget of information, that Chris views BARB as the highest supreme deity of all. I am assuming that Chris has some sort of trinitarian views of Barb where she is made up of Barb, Barb's Body and Emanuelle sort of like how he is Chris, Chris' Body, and Jesus Sonichu Blueheart? So Barb could be vegitating on the couch and Chris thinks he is communing with her psychically and receiving divine lovemaking instructions from her?

Chris is not saying that Barb is God. He is saying that Barb is not his real mother the same way that Joseph wasn't Jesus' real father. He is saying that his real mother is Emmanuel, (his name for God, which he got from his time growing up in church but not paying attention, so he mistakenly thinks that Immanuel is the name of God the Father ,who he has decided is actually a woman, while it's actually the name of Jesus)

In short, Barb is is earthly mother, who is distinct from Emmanuel, his heavenly mother, according to Chris.

 

[Ophelia]

I think if anyone should send Chris any letters they should probably write about more realistic topics or stuff that are relatable like familiar lolcows or even pop culture topics.

Egging him on on the whole religion stuff is just going to produce generic answers that are a bunch of gibberish and a task to read through.

What if those are the only letters he’s answering?

Chris is not saying that Barb is God. He is saying that Barb is not his real mother the same way that Joseph wasn't Jesus' real father. He is saying that his real mother is Emmanuel, (his name for God, which he got from his time growing up in church but not paying attention, so he mistakenly thinks that Immanuel is the name of God the Father ,who he has decided is actually a woman, while it's actually the name of Jesus)

In short, Barb is is earthly mother, who is distinct from Emmanuel, his heavenly mother, according to Chris.

Woah. It’s how he’s excusing the incest.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I think it's a bad idea to put ol' shits-in-pants in a position where he might slip in jail and say something against islam. You know some scummy people watch KF, and if someone related to a tard like isabella sees something done here at that scale have consequences, they might use it to deflect from their own crap. We have enough DDoSing around here as it is.

Who cares if someone makes Chris harm himself. I would just like to see an entertaining outcome that isn't people just whispering the bible in his ear so he can regurgitate it into his boring nonsensical idea of religion.

We aren't the autistic Illuminati, but I would also hope we also aren't moralfags. You wont really get much from protecting a motherfucker.

I would just cheer for the most entertaining outcome whether it be at Chris's expense or not.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Hey OP, welcome to Kiwi Farms. Pro tip: if you're gonna interact with the lolcows at all, stay the hell away from here. People here really don't like people who interact with lolcows. It's for your safety.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.
Time to update this page. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

EDIT: Never mind, someone else transcribed it.
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Haram. Expect halal soon.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.
Time to update this page. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

EDIT: Never mind, someone else transcribed it.
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Neck yourself

 

[Thomas Highway]

It wasn't just a "funny idea". I really thought it could be the thing that changes his life. I was severely messed up growing up but converting to Islam helped me a lot. Also it stopped the entire Arabian Peninsula from torturing animals...
He's not open to Islam anyway, so it's useless to keep trying.

10/10

Well done. So much rage.