Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Mr. Manchester]

Ben Garrison is a projecting weirdo?

There are two types of people that use BRAAAP specifically. People who get off on it and people that laugh at retards online.

 

[jspit2.0]

If Donald Trump was sent by Jesus Christ, then I'm Lo Wang the Shadow Warrior.

I sort of agree with you though, except in overall degree of craziness. But it ebbs and flows according to circumstances.

I'm pretty sure they believe everyone is sent by Jesus though, right?

LMAO. It's clear there's a big fraud somewhere, but that's aint it. A move like that wouldn't be unnoticed. You can bet 20% of those 80 000 would talk and prove they receive money from a third-party.

If there's a fraud and there's clearly one, it's on fake vote (death people, double/triple vote etc).

Never underestimate incompetence. Seriously, does Trump look like a chess master to you people?

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Different states have different resources and vote counting laws and voting laws. The mail in ballots are really what's doing it.

Pennsylvania, for example, couldn't start counting early ballots before election day (due to the retarded Republican state legislature). Because of this, irregular ballots slow them down a lot. If they had been able to count before, they'd have been able to resolve it before and we'd know already.

This was intentional by Trump and the Republicans to make the election results look fishier. The states, before the election, said this would be the case because of said laws.

Explain how Florida was able to count their votes faster while having a larger population and was hit harder than Pennsylvania by Covid-!9

 

[Rozzy]

I had to share this guys. I can't stop laughing.

Spoiler: Horror

View attachment 1710316

That's the 35 y/o furry who jacks off to Paw Patrol.

 

[Bongocat]

We'll see a million "maga soyface" cartoons posted, but that will never come close to four years of hilarious screams from Trump-deranged fags.

If there's any consolation prize, it's that Joe Biden is still "too far right" for them.

 

[Wyald]

What's wrong with counting?

 

[CheezzyMach]

Different states have different resources and vote counting laws and voting laws. The mail in ballots are really what's doing it.

Pennsylvania, for example, couldn't start counting early ballots before election day (due to the retarded Republican state legislature). Because of this, irregular ballots slow them down a lot. If they had been able to count before, they'd have been able to resolve it before and we'd know already.

This was intentional by Trump and the Republicans to make the election results look fishier. The states, before the election, said this would be the case because of said laws.

Wait what, are you telling me it's really the Republicans cheating?

This is fucking hilarious.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Ben Garrison is a projecting weirdo?

Does that mean he wants to huff Trump's braps?

 

[Real Gay Autist]

Lmao niggas be wilin out yo this shit too funny for real. The USA is one giant lolcow.

 

[Bongocat]

That's good actually, I want to see Portland become an absolute shitshow of AnCaps and AnarchoCommies duking it out while taking a hit from their Crack infused Joints.

Any chance we could make a bunch of articles about how heroin actually enlightens you and make all the silicon valley soybugs try it?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Sorry if this has already been beaten to death but wtf is going on with Nevada? How was Michigan (a swing state with three times the population) able to get all of their votes recorded by last night but somehow Nevada takes all yesterday off to prepare for this morning's announcement and were only able to count a couple thousand votes during that time?

The entire fate of the election looks like it might be hinging on this state but they're sitting around with their hands in their pants saying "maybe we'll get the results out by the 12th lol" while the country is on the verge of breaking out into mass chaos.

They're waiting on their Biden ballots to come in lol lol. Just kidding, maybe there's a legit reason for it. I have no fucking clue.

Check out all the stuff people have gathered about fraud, though:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-instances-of-voter-fraud-megathread.73973/page-21

There's a lot.

 

[introvertedobserver]

No, but on the brightside Associated Press is saying Georgia has counted 100% of their votes keeping Georgia red by about 8,000 votes.

It's all of Fulton County. I think they've still got ~40k left for the rest of the state based on https://www.ajc.com/politics/most-r...-georgia-election/6T4GGH4SFZF4NIRU6FGW6Y73VM/

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Explain how Florida was able to count their votes faster while having a larger population and was hit harder than Pennsylvania by Covid-!9

Different states. Different election rules.

How are people not understanding this?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What are the odds that both campaigns demand recounts for different states?

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

He does know that Biden won the popular vote by over 3 million, right?

Biden won the grave vote; his home in a couple months too

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I think I've been pretty nice all things considered. I still haven't gone in dry on the one person I plan to when it's official...

Nigga you seriously waiting and planning your internet grudges revenge fantasies?

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Ben Garrison is a projecting weirdo?

A cartoon irreverently depicting a female body? Oh, my pearls! Who hurt you, Ben sweatie?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm pretty sure they believe everyone is sent by Jesus though, right?


Never underestimate incompetence. Seriously, does Trump look like a chess master to you people?

In a manner of speaking yes, but they also believe the Devil infects people and turns them gay or something.

 

[No Face]

is it time to cross the rubicon?

 

[Marissa Moira]

What are the odds that both campaigns demand recounts for different states?

Pretty high I hope, I want this to be dragged out the longest to the point where nobody is able to win and we have to elect the speaker.

Start using those rules that we have not ever needed to use before.