Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[A Cardboard Box]

Checking the numbers, and even if you take away 100K Joe votes (Jotes) in Virginia, he's still a couple hundred thousand ahead of Trump, so it would still firmly be his, I think. The big ones question is still "what the fuck is up with Wisconsin and Michigan and those overnight vertical Joe boosts?"

MI and WI submit all of their tabulated mail ins at the exact same time.

 

[Curt Sibling]

TNG came out before B5. Hence why I'm saying the last good one. Also TNG is overrated, Star Trek has too few interesting characters and treated things way too optimistically compared to B5.

I was shit posting. Please put down the sharpened spock ear, son.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Election is totally legit doods

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[Still Anonymous For This]

Harpoons are AShMs, they cannot target land targets. Moreover the Harpoon is an outdated shitpile.

The newer variants of Harpoon can target land-based threats. The new Harpoon is more than adequate to threaten the PLA.

 

[Bork Laser]

It's not as terrible as you guys think. If Biden wins, and honestly thats a massive toss up at this point, the Senate is most likely going remain with the GOP. Unless something nuts happen, you still have Mitch cucking Biden like he did to Obama. Atleast for two years. The 2022 Senate elections may be one of the most important Senate elections in a long time depending on today's outcome.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't the Las Vegas shooter a suicidal 64 year old gambler? Unless you're talking about a different mass shooter in Vegas.

I was using his tactical capability as an example. Not necessarily making any claims about his alignment. The main point is Antifa are amateurs and militias are trained. The engagements will be completely one-sided.

 

[Evo]

The vegas shooter was just some wacko with a gun. Militias are outlined by the consititution and aren't inherently a bad thing when the police get overwhelmed.

You realize militia is just a vague, ambiguous term referring to an ideological paramilitary, right? Lol a fucking Communist militia wouldn't be a fucking good thing.

Secondly, the fact that right-wing shooters tend to fetch high body counts by themselves, that's proven true the majority of the time - although I can think of that fucking chud who failed to get into the synagogue.

 

[Without A Gout]

They are literally stealing an election right before our eyes. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.

 

[Dark Edea]

one alt-right militiaman can kill hundreds by themselves

Message recieved loud and clear.

 

[Wyald]

So who won?

Democracy.
USA! USA! USA!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

So who won?

Joenald Trumden

 

[Iamthatis]

So who won?

Nobody yet. It's not looking good for Trump though.

 

[JimmyNugget]

I kinda guessed an Old man Joe victory. The overwhelming message from even some of the rabid libs was "Keep your fucking nose on that grindstone until it is fucking called". 2016 was a lesson learned, not forgotten. No expectations of any landslide, tooth and nail, blood and toil to victory.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So who won?

Xi Jingping and the glorious People's Republic.

 

[Mola Ram]

i've heard a few times that he doesn't have dementia, he just has a bad stutter. unsure about the legitimacy of the statement though

Joe Biden's stutter went largely unmentioned through a 40+ year career in politics until his brain started melting over the last 18 months.

 

[Collections Agent]

MI and WI submit all of their tabulated mail ins at the exact same time.

So not a single mail in voter chose trump? As opposed to >100k that chose biden?

While technically not statistically impossible, I'm pretty sure it's more likely Sonichu phases into existence, wins 3 consecutive state lotteries, then proves the existence of God

 

[Fougaro]

So who won?

The spectators in the Colosseum.

 

[The Last Stand]

Yeah, although if saltmining the result of the fate of nations is your primary concern, you should face the wall too.

All the shouting conservatives received about their cucked behavior and their inability to manage the left, lol, all too true - the Republican party nor Conservatives in general even have a fucking platform beyond Donald Trump; were he to win re-election, the entire fucking ideology relies on him declaring himself president-for-life or some stupid shit.

There's been next-to-no forethought of actual ideological substance by conservatives - it's all just Donald Trump and it's all fucking hilarious.

Look, I don't like neither candidate.

Perhaps voting third party in a rock and a hard place would ask themselves: how are we isolating the undecided, fair weather voter?

Obviously, the autistic fanbase of both outweighs actual concern and progress.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Nah. It's shit.

Are you going to make any hot commemorative art for Old Man Joe's victory?

 

[Male Idiot]

Its not Biden that worries people, but Kamala and his handlers.

....imagine if somehow Hillary would be his replacement. Her first executive order would be to jail Trump and Bernie.