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FarmVille said:
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LMAO imagine admitting that you’re related to a child fucking pedo and thinking it’s a big win against women.

I’d be surprised if there’s a leaf on that family tree that hasn’t necked themselves in shame.
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Such a clearly fake story. The cops calling the guy to let him know they're prosecuting someone else is the most obvious tell.

I think the only time I've lied about my age was to access forums, maybe. Men want to think all women lie about their age because it removes some responsibility for banging underage girls.
 
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FarmVille said:
And the cops called him up to let him know they were going to press charges against someone else.

Just a common cop to underage child fucker courtesy call, as cops are known to do.
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can't find it now, but wasn't there some news story a while back on some POS cop who passed a victim's phone number and address to her stalker because the cop and the stalker were lifelong friends? and then the cop was like "just say you know where she lives and don't tell her where you got the number lol"

honestly now that I think about it the george floyd situation wouldnt have happened if derek chauvin was able to control the masculine urge to murder a guy because you want to look cool
 
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You know what, I don't think it's a fake story. They guy said relative, not friend, or cousin, or uncle, so I'm guessing it was a distant relative, and it does sound a lot like the kind of stories you hear about That Bad Thing people talk about that happened to your distant third cousin or great-uncle, after it's been passed through about ten other family members, and maybe it happened a few generations ago, and every time it's passed through the familial Telephone Game people have retold it or changed little bits here and there in a way that makes it more and more sympathetic to the family member, or added in made-up details to tell the story better. I have stories like this in my family and I'm sure you all do as well, and the reality of what actually happened to our sainted great aunt or unfairly persecuted fourth cousin twice removed is probably that they were actually being a bit of an asshole in all kinds of ways that got left out of the family retelling.

I don't think it's an accurate story, but I am willing to believe it wasn't just made up for internet points.
 
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I once read a thread on Facebook where a guy was arguing that his friend who was a registered sex offender was only on that list because his ex-wife had slipped CP into his house through a slit in an open window. It was seriously easier for him to believe that crock of shit than that his friend was a pedo.

Men get caught with CP, men literally fuck children, always there‘s a woman to blame.
 
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Yeah if there's any bit of truth to the story, it's that the relative got in trouble for diddling an underage girl. He probably knew she damn well she was underage, and the cops may or may not have done anything since unfortunately there are cops that don't give a fuck about child molestation (and many who are chomos themselves).
 
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FarmVille said:
I once read a thread on Facebook where a guy was arguing that his friend who was a registered sex offender was only on that list because his ex-wife had slipped CP into his house through a slit in an open window. It was seriously easier for him to believe that crock of shit than that his friend was a pedo.

Men get caught with CP, men literally fuck children, always there‘s a woman to blame.
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If I remember right there are a lot of special rules for charging CSAM possession where they have to be able to prove beyond reasonable doubt that you don't just unwillingly have possession of it. I'm sure some of us are possessing CSAM right now from that time we visited a website that was getting CP-bombed by mad trannies and images got saved to our temp folders, and nobody wants people getting charged over dumb shit like that.

I could believe that a mad, evil woman might try and plant CP on her ex-husband, because evil people will always exist and there's basically no limit to what seething jilted ex-spouses are willing to do to each other, but it's really, really difficult to believe the courts would charge a guy, let alone convict him, solely because they found a pile of CSAM printouts spilled into his house right next to the open window, immediately after getting an anonymous tip phoned in on him from a female caller who sounded a lot like his angry ex-wife.
 
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The Noise said:
can't find it now, but wasn't there some news story a while back on some POS cop who passed a victim's phone number and address to her stalker because the cop and the stalker were lifelong friends? and then the cop was like "just say you know where she lives and don't tell her where you got the number lol"

honestly now that I think about it the george floyd situation wouldnt have happened if derek chauvin was able to control the masculine urge to murder a guy because you want to look cool
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Cops don't even bother trying to go to the middleman when they want to stalk people.
 
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Oh yeah this was the type of shit I spoke about earlier


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FarmVille said:
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LMAO imagine admitting that you’re related to a child fucking pedo and thinking it’s a big win against women.

I’d be surprised if there’s a leaf on that family tree that hasn’t necked themselves in shame.
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I remember this fat turd, he's the one who quit his job because of a lesbian boss or something. Now his wife's BPD friend, his totally-not-a-pedo relative with some bartender... I'd call him a pussy who's always crybullying for some reason, but even his "woe is me" stories sound made up as hell
 
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Reasons why trad moids annoy me:
  • They treat women like they’re infertile when they reach 30
  • They’ll attribute most of their value to how attractive they are, and not much else
  • They see women in the workforce as a threat, but don’t even attempt to take over women dominated fields, such as K-8 education and caretaking of elderly (they see this as beneath them)
  • They’ll take women’s words less seriously on the basis of them being women
  • They’re typically massive hypocrites when it comes to porn. They’ll condemn women for being in porn, but also consume porn themselves (thus increasing demand)
  • They tend to view their work as automatically of greater worth and don’t bother learning things like how to cook or clean (things frankly everyone should know)
  • They think demeaning women regularly is “based,” like assuming anything a woman wants is frivolous
  • They treat women like some mystery that they can’t talk to, but don’t usually make the effort to actually get to know women (no, not all women are monsters, you just might be a jerk)
  • They’ll treat their own sexual desires as needs while acting like women having any sexual desire is “deviant”
  • They’ll often mistakenly believe just their penis alone can pleasure women, so they are awful in bed
An actual trad man will hold women in high regard, may even be mistaken for a simp, but sees them as essential. They’ll also not be hung up on gender roles enough to feel emasculated by having to do dishes or vacuum. What moids actually see as “trad” are just ways of getting out of work.
 
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Dyn said:
You know what, I don't think it's a fake story. They guy said relative, not friend, or cousin, or uncle, so I'm guessing it was a distant relative, and it does sound a lot like the kind of stories you hear about That Bad Thing people talk about that happened to your distant third cousin or great-uncle, after it's been passed through about ten other family members, and maybe it happened a few generations ago, and every time it's passed through the familial Telephone Game people have retold it or changed little bits here and there in a way that makes it more and more sympathetic to the family member, or added in made-up details to tell the story better. I have stories like this in my family and I'm sure you all do as well, and the reality of what actually happened to our sainted great aunt or unfairly persecuted fourth cousin twice removed is probably that they were actually being a bit of an asshole in all kinds of ways that got left out of the family retelling.

I don't think it's an accurate story, but I am willing to believe it wasn't just made up for internet points.
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this follows the trajectory of the FAOF [friend of a friend] sourcing concomitant with urban legends per the books of Jan Brunvand
 
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If we are talking about anecdotes: a co-worked told me about how once her ex-husband gambled away his entire paycheck in one night. Apparently, he got it back, but it just struck me as another reason women joined the workforce and will never leave.

Another blackpill is the amount of women I know who've been the "young SAHM right out of high school" only for her moid to cheat on her with older, working women (specifically!!), and she ends up back in her parents house with the kids.

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I hope film cooper and Kurtis Conner are next!
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Good! I am tired of the soggy ratmen!!!
 
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