Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

I have brothers, the amount of times I would mention something and be completely ignored only for one of my brothers to say the same thing 5 minutes later and be treated like a visionary is staggering. My dad was way worse at it than my mom but there was 1000% a notable difference in how my opinions/thoughts were received and it was/is infuriating.
I call this "woman in the boardroom syndrome" for obvious reasons. On the rare occasion, it can apply to men as well, but it still keeps the name for the same obvious reasons.

I feel like Mexicans are the Indians of the US.

I once had one follow me around a store, peeking at me through shelves making direct eye contact and kiss faces with a toddler in the cart.
This brought back a memory that is freakishly similar. I can't remember if he was a spic, just that he wasn't black or white, and that I was in fucking middle school. I got so goddamn much sexual harassment from melinated men when I was a child, it's mid 2000s South Park episode plot worthy. I started coming up with really violent, edgy shit to yell at them in public as a teenager, but I eventually learned that they weren't afraid of my threats, but that I was calling out their pedophilia and general sexpestery very loudly in public. I'm not saying the creeping ever stopped, just that it peaked back then.
 
I feel like this guy every time I lurk the thread.
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TFW you feel threatened because 8-10 women are discussing their problems/trauma with men on an obscure thread in Beauty Parlor that nobody is making you read, on a forum where men gleefully hate women in every other sub forum besides Beauty Parlor.
This summarizes the modern dating scene from what I've heard. They want wife privileges without any of the real commitment—to have a partner but still get to behave like they're single.


Moids dismiss and belittle childbirth because they're seething with envy over it. The ability to create and nurture life is holy and makes us more like God than men will ever know.
I hate this mentality; why buy the cow if the milk is free? Today’s men are just users who think a wife is a live in maid/cook/childcare pro.

Can confirm the moids are envious of childbirth, which is why they try to control it as much as possible. But when the pregnancy isn’t making you feel sick as a dog one does feel quite powerful and full of life.
 
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TFW you feel threatened because 8-10 women are discussing their problems/trauma with men on an obscure thread in Beauty Parlor that nobody is making you read, on a forum where men gleefully hate women in every other sub forum besides Beauty Parlor.
What A&H brain tumors do to a mf
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women of reddit blink twice if you're being held hostage.
 
TFW you feel threatened because 8-10 women are discussing their problems/trauma with men on an obscure thread in Beauty Parlor that nobody is making you read, on a forum where men gleefully hate women in every other sub forum besides Beauty Parlor.
What gets me about it too is there are multiple examples of men torturing and killing people in this thread but the only output which seems to reach their awesome post is "i have GOT to let them know I am totally laughing right now :smug:"
 
What gets me about it too is there are multiple examples of men torturing and killing people in this thread but the only output which seems to reach their awesome post is "i have GOT to let them know I am totally laughing right now :smug:"
Moids think it’s hilarious to keep women in a status of fearing them.
 
It's called a pick-me woman or "cool girl".


Don't worry, they learn eventually.
Thank you for mentioning pick-mes! Holy shit, they're frustrating to deal with!

They constantly do this "fuckin' women amirite" mantra and say the most vilest
shit about their own kind that would make /pol/cels blush, but the moment
someone says one innocuous jab about a man or reasonable criticism,
they lose their minds because "nooo you can't criticize my bottom of
the barrel wholesome moiderinos!! Think about male health and suicide rates
when you do that!! We should coddle and enable men to be mediocre because
society just expects hecking too much from them!! "

But the greatest irony about this section of women is the fact that;
They don't validate/pursue men of high value, like an actual Adonis who has
personality, life skills and is a peak definition of a man.

They validate and coddle bottom of the barrel moids like redditors, Vaush
phenotypes and coomers, who even after all the coddling they give to them still
absolutely disrespect them. Wow, it's almost like if you don't have any self-respect,
nobody is going to ever respect you or take you seriously.

I think the main reason they have this mindset is because they think
"If I criticize men's behavior and ask them to be better = I'm a SJW radfem ",
due to the impact of the whole SJW/Anti SJW shit flinging from 10 years ago.

A pick me can't grasp the possibility of having a husband/boyfriend,
while also being able to call out/criticize certified moid behavior, despite there being a healthy amount
of conservative, actual trad and other non-left leaning women who still have husbands/boyfriends but also
have a similar space like this and bust moid's balls. I do think they are warranted for their own thread,
since there is a big ass sphere dedicated to women being eager to throw other women under a bus for
shitty moid validation (such as that Pearl youtuber and Shoe) that tends to overlap with manosphere.
 
You know what sucks? Men seem incapable of taking care of themselves because they were never taught how. I think back on my childhood and I notice that by age 7 or so I was being actively taught homemaking skills such as cooking, sewing, first aid, and laundry. I went to culinary day camps during summer, Mom taught me her recipes, and Dad even taught me a few tricks from the restaurant business. My cousin, let's call him 'Jackary', asked to sign up for one of these cooking camps and he got tons of guff for doing it from his brother and his friends at the snooty private middle school. I think they taught Jackary how to make pasta sauces, because to this day he only knows how to make spaghetti carbonara. When we were in HS my sister gave "grilled cheese lessons" to our cousins, because the other male cousin, 'Woshua', did not know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich at age 14. My man! Sis and I were making full Thanksgiving dinners by age 14.

None of the American guys I ever dated knew shit about cooking; in a pinch they'd eat palm hearts and tuna fish straight out of the can because cooking looks like forbidden alchemy to them. They act like that because they were taught cooking is 'woman stuff' and actively discouraged from learning how to cook.
 
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Why/how do men enjoy taking so long to shit? Like ask any man how long they take to poop and they'll proudly state something insane like 30-45 minutes, suggest more fiber or staying better hydrated and they get offended.
Sometimes it's the only peace and quiet in a house you can get.
 
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Can we take a moment to appreciate that a hard working (tranny) Janny has replaced an inappropriate genital picture with what appears to be an armadillo plushie paying a fee?
Broom >>>>> Moid.

Why/how do men enjoy taking so long to shit? Like ask any man how long they take to poop and they'll proudly state something insane like 30-45 minutes, suggest more fiber or staying better hydrated and they get offended.
It's a moment of peace you don't have to justify - also gotta wipe until the paper stays 100% clean.
 
Apologies in advance for scrote-posting ITT again, but I couldn't resist sharing another one of my Certified Based Theories. This is in regards to the discussion earlier about how moids think that childbirth somehow ruins a woman's body and Rekieta thinks he's such a saint for staying with his wife after her body was "ruined" from having so many kids.

I think the root cause of the absentee father epidemic is insecurity about men's most sensitive topic: muh dick size. The man with the largest dick in the world can't hold a candle to the sheer width and girth of a baby's body. Most moids, when they become a father, are subconsciously comparing their "above average" penis to their newborn child. And, in the exact same process incels conclude that any woman who's taken more than one dick is a roastie with a ruined vagina, moid husbands decide their wife is "hollowed out" and their hot young secretary is definitely a "better woman." This is, of course, projection.

I think the process by which women achieve orgasm is largely independent of dick size. If it were truly the most critical factor, mothers would never be able to achieve orgasm again. The vast majority of women I've been with have had the best experiences with something simple like missionary, so I think the female orgasm has more to do with maintaining a steady rhythm than anything else.

Finally, I think the correlation between the /POL/cel moids and pedophilia is also ultimately rooted in dick size insecurity too. They all obviously watch a lot of porn. So, if the dicks they see in porn "hollow out" a roastie, the majority of them likely have micro-penises. Naturally, they conclude that the only woman they have a chance of pleasuring is a virgin. But not just any virgin, because we are talking extremely small mirco-penises here. They've invented a word, cunny, to refer covetously to the vagina of a child because they want to feel like the big black bull in their BBC porn with their two-inch wonder.
 
just remember, these are things men think are prime examples of comedy:
-cropped hentai with a wacky and quirky caption
-"man of culture" memes
-repeating the same joke they saw on the internet 400 times in a row
There is this guy that I know who would constantly repeat the same 3 Norm Macdonald esque plagiarized jokes that would go on for way too long. When I didn’t laugh he would then go into a long drawn out explanation about why his joke was “actually really funny.” He would then get butthurt when I would say that I just didn’t find his jokes funny.

I have found very few men that I find funny. I genuinely believe woman are just funnier than men.
 
Why/how do men enjoy taking so long to shit? Like ask any man how long they take to poop and they'll proudly state something insane like 30-45 minutes, suggest more fiber or staying better hydrated and they get offended.
If your partner is spending 45 minutes in the bathroom with his phone he's probably not pooping. He's jerking off.

There was a woman on reddit who was complaining about her husband having "serious bowel issues" because he would spend several hours locked into the bathroom with his iPad every day and he would get angry every time she suggested he see a doctor.

I think the root cause of the absentee father epidemic is insecurity about men's most sensitive topic: muh dick size. The man with the largest dick in the world can't hold a candle to the sheer width and girth of a baby's body. Most moids, when they become a father, are subconsciously comparing their "above average" penis to their newborn child. And, in the exact same process incels conclude that any woman who's taken more than one dick is a roastie with a ruined vagina, moid husbands decide their wife is "hollowed out" and their hot young secretary is definitely a "better woman." This is, of course, projection.
Men are ridiculously uneducated about childbirth so I don't doubt that some men believe this, but that's just totally insane. Absolutely vet any man for unhinged believes like this about the female body before having kids with them.
 
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Sometimes it's the only peace and quiet in a house you can get.

It's a moment of peace you don't have to justify
So what I'm hearing is men are unable to say "hey I'd like some time alone, I'll be in the bedroom if you need me" why is that so hard?
If your partner is spending 45 minutes in the bathroom with his phone he's probably not pooping. He's jerking off.
I don't doubt many men do but I've walked in on enough different men enough times to know a large majority of them just sit there scrolling reddit while their legs go numb.
 
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