Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Tilapia]

Men think women are so sensitive to gross stuff yet forget we see blood monthly and listen to gruesome murder stories for funsies

Healthcare, childcare, and elder care are also mostly done by women, especially at the grunt work levels. Looking after vulnerable human beings is not a job for anyone who is squeamish.

Women also, mostly, form relationships and have sex with men. Which is also not an endeavor for the faint of heart.

Meanwhile, men will act offended & appalled if a woman has body hair or cellulite or any other physical traits that one would expect of a human woman.

Men are definitely the more sensitive sex.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

New name for the "gross men who think they are kings of the Internet" list:

• Matthew Prince - CEO of CloudFlare
• Mike Leber - CEO of Hurricane Electric
• Bob Ferguson - WA state attorney general
• Martin Mallow - CEO of Key-Systems
• Michael Denzin - Cogent Global Account Manager

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I nominate OG asshole Peter Thiel as Chairman.

Short version: Billionaire lIbErTaRiAn butthurt about being outed on a website (Gawker) in 2007. Thiel nursed his wounds for years. In 2009, Thiel had called Gawker sister-site, Valleywag (focusing on Silicon Valley) the "Silicon Valley equivalent of Al Qaeda." But desire to destroy the site came to fruit years later, after Hulk Hogan sued Gawker/Denton over a short video clip posted on the site in 2012 of Hogan having sex with his friend's wife, Heather Clem. Hogan's lawyer demanded that the clip come down; Denton refused. Hogan sued. His attorney stated in a press conference that day that Gawker's actions were "illegal" and "exceeded the bounds of human decency." Litigation ensued. Thiel shadow-financed Hogan, to the tune of $10M.

Result in 2016: $140M judgment; Denton filed for Chapter 11; Gawker dead (any later versions of Gawker were/are not even worthy of being called a pale imitation).

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2019/12/23/best-stories-of-the-decade-behind-peter-thiels-plan-to-destroy-gawker/?sh=315d464f72d9

That^ story ends before the outcome, which was Denton's Chapter 11 and Gawker dead, for all intents and purposes.

It got darker: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/02/the-thiel-gawker-saga-takes-an-even-darker-turn

Profile of Thiel in the context of the suit: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/25/peter-thiel-gawker-hulk-hogan-sex-tape-lawsuit

First Amendment cautionary tale:

https://www.vox.com/2016/5/26/11772856/peter-thiel-gawker-war

Shorter/timeline:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2016/06/21/peter-thiels-war-on-gawker-a-timeline/amp/

 

[Android raptor]

Hell, some men are whiny little bitches about changing their own kids diaper. Looking at you, Glenn of EmpathicNutritionist infamy.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Men are definitely the more sensitive sex.

Yes and this reminds me of something I think about often. Right now on cuckservative podcasts and manosphere sites, men will tell you that men are in a bad spot, that their loneliness rates are through the roof and that there is zero spaces for them so they’re growing depressed. Whenever you read articles about how men are going to college less or getting pussy less it’s always moids saying “when you purposefully alienate half of society of course we’re going to become depressed and alienated and violent. Fuck us or die!” And it’s like, for centuries men have denied women are basic autonomy, disproportionately raped and murdered us, depicted us as the weak and inferior sex, kept us from theater, education, politics, everything and it only made women stronger. It made us fight tirelessly for our rights and a standing in this patriarchal world. Men have been dealing with, truly less than a picogram of the hate they’ve given us and they practically instantly given up. Whenever I hear men talk about a loneliness “crisis” I just think to myself how privileged men must be, to be the only demographic on the planet to say that being left alone to tend to themselves is an act of hate and a societal failure. To be so utterly entitled and egotistical to genuinely say that women minding their own business and living amongst themselves is a slight against you, personally. When women say we’re being hurt and mistreated by society, we’re saying our rights are being infringed upon, we’re being raped and beaten and murdered, our opportunities to gain success are dwindling, you know, actual negative forces being acted upon us by an outside force. If you ask men what their great big struggle is, they will not only tell you with a straight face that being lonely is a real problem, but that it’s equivalent to or just as bad as all the violence they’ve leveled towards us throughout history. After all the witch-hunts, Middle Eastern countries, Greek and Roman societies, and the complete and total destruction of women’s class consciousness, the most evil and male-ego destroying thing women could ever level to mankind is just to mind our own business and say no. No you can’t speak to me outside without my permission, no you can’t fuck me, no you can’t have my number, no you aren’t entitled to me or my time. In the eyes of a man, this is an act of violence. In the eyes of a man, this is a revolt. Men are intensely coddled and sensitive, and I would say frighteningly so

 

[Cringey Edgelord]

If we're doing some man hate true crime recs, Casual Criminalist just recently did an episode on the Yorkshire ripper where they really dug into how bad the police fucked up the investigation because they basically ignored the early (surviving) victims, assumed all the women were prostitutes because some of them were, and didn't give nearly as much of a shit as they should have because they were "just" prostitutes and poor women. It was incredibly infuriating but also unsurprising.

 

[Freya]

New name for the "gross men who think they are kings of the Internet" list:

• Matthew Prince - CEO of CloudFlare
• Mike Leber - CEO of Hurricane Electric
• Bob Ferguson - WA state attorney general
• Martin Mallow - CEO of Key-Systems
• Michael Denzin - Cogent Global Account Manager

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who else read that email in a really bitchy gay voice? fuck is wrong with these freaks that they write a professional email like its a tweet

 

[CryptidRetard]

So the past few days I've been killing time by browsing black twitter, got onto the topic of working out and "African genetics" cos there's a bunch of jacked bodybuilders over in Africa. One look at these guys and it's insanely obvious that they're juicing, but they deny it, saying they're too poor to avoid supplements and gym memberships. I don't really care about steroids use normally, your body your rules, but I don't particularly like liars, especially self-proclaimed fitness gurus who lies about their substance use to scam people. However, there are a lot of black men who claim that it is natural and that African genetics are just superior and lend themselves to roid physiques naturally, and that by simply eating natural food and working hard labour any black man can achieve a bodybuilder look. What leads to this insecurity? Genuinely perplexing, I don't think any other demographic has this level of delusion about their genetics

 

[Glossy Paper]

That's interesting because I've gotten men asspained at me any time I mention the fact that Bond is a Sue and the franchise is basically Twilight for dudes. It doesn't mean it's bad to like it or any other schlocky Sue wish fulfillment (including Twilight), but I feel like overall men get a lot more defensive over admitting male characters are Sues. Meanwhile they're quick to label female characters they personally dislike as Sues regardless of whether they actually are (like Rey).

It's ironic since outside of fanfiction, there are probably more male Sues than female ones given that fiction overall has kind of traditionally been a sausage fest. The Benchdal Test exists for a reason (not that something is automatically bad for not passing it, shit some of my favorite works of fiction don't pass).

Not sure if the image had been posted already but basically:

 

[Lonely Millennial Cat]

What video is this from?

 

[Inside your walls]

Can you recommend one or two that are interesting or different? I'll report on the vibe of the comment section here to pay the thread tax.

I am kind of very picky but I like watching Dire Trip and Harry's Horror Hive, I think they have a different vibe
than regular channels.

There's also Matt Orchard (someone mentioned them already), KyotoRobato (person covering Japanese cases exclusively).
For more "normie" types there is Coffeehouse Crime and Explore With Us (which is kinda like fast food equivalent for these types).

Sorry for a late reply.

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This also reminds me when people clap for unhinged psychopathic male characters and go "I want female unhinged characters too",
then shit themselves when they get a real deal, actual unhinged female characters that aren't there to be "haha so crazy I wanna stick my dick in" to appeal to men.

 

[Android raptor]

Usual suspects are still trying to defend adult men molesting teen girls in the designated slapfight thread, I am vomit.

 

[Ass Dan]

So the past few days I've been killing time by browsing black twitter, got onto the topic of working out and "African genetics" cos there's a bunch of jacked bodybuilders over in Africa. One look at these guys and it's insanely obvious that they're juicing, but they deny it, saying they're too poor to avoid supplements and gym memberships. I don't really care about steroids use normally, your body your rules, but I don't particularly like liars, especially self-proclaimed fitness gurus who lies about their substance use to scam people. However, there are a lot of black men who claim that it is natural and that African genetics are just superior and lend themselves to roid physiques naturally, and that by simply eating natural food and working hard labour any black man can achieve a bodybuilder look. What leads to this insecurity? Genuinely perplexing, I don't think any other demographic has this level of delusion about their genetics

African men do have one genetic advantage when it comes to bodybuilding, which is that their darker/thinner skin shows muscle definition more effectively than that of Euros and Asians. They're also genetically predisposed to having an easier time achieving and maintaining lower body fat %. But nobody gets to current standards of bodybuilder size just on natural food and exercise unless they're true .0001% genetic freaks.

 

[FarmVille]

However, there are a lot of black men who claim that it is natural and that African genetics are just superior and lend themselves to roid physiques naturally, and that by simply eating natural food and working hard labour any black man can achieve a bodybuilder look. What leads to this insecurity? Genuinely perplexing, I don't think any other demographic has this level of delusion about their genetics

That’s a nice try at some racism but you luckily haven’t spent any time around bodybuilders before because that’s not a black thing, it’s an all of them thing. There are countless examples of roided up women staring straight into a camera and repeating in their james earl jones voice that their physique is a combination of good genes and diet.

The best times were during covid where all the roiders were raging about the dangers of vaccines after injecting black market horse piss for decades.

 

[Android raptor]

The bodybuilding community in general sounds like a toxic clusterfuck.

 

[FarmVille]

On Tuesday, in sometimes tearful testimony, Mr DePape told the court he used to have left-wing political beliefs before a political transformation that started when he was living in a garage without a toilet or shower, playing video games for hours at a time.

Someone should investigate which kiwi farms poster disappeared around the time of the paul pelosi hammer attack

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

What video is this from?

I’m so sorry but I don’t remember the name


anyways regarding todays featured post, I 100% believe a man is retarded enough about gamergate to commit actual violence. It’s so funny how A&H moids take every single chance they can to pretend right wing violence isn’t real and a glowop while simultaneously making up imaginary crimes women commit (whenever you bring up the fact that men commit 90 percent of all crimes they cope and start saying that women just get away with murder all the time), taking everything I say 100% seriously. It’s funny how moids just keep coping and trying to pretend that men, and especially right wing men, dont commit the vast majority of political violence

 

[Android raptor]

Like I said in the A&H thread, anyone retarded enough to think going after congress critters and their spouses is a good idea is retarded enough to be motivated by the autism holy war

 

[Haloperidol]

There’s an A&N article about a space mission with three women losing a toolbox on a spacewalk, dumb wammen BTFO, men VINDICATED. Nevermind that several male-led space flights have fucking exploded. It‘s really fun being under constant scrutiny for mistakes so they can be used as evidence for why we shouldn’t do anything ever.

 

[NoReturn]

The bodybuilding community in general sounds like a toxic clusterfuck.

Bodybuilding for competition, yes.
General lifting and strength training, no.

There’s an A&N article about a space mission with three women losing a toolbox on a spacewalk, dumb wammen BTFO, men VINDICATED. Nevermind that several male-led space flights have fucking exploded. It‘s really fun being under constant scrutiny for mistakes so they can be used as evidence for why we shouldn’t do anything ever.

The first thing I thought when I saw that was "What was the size of the toolbox"? Women are smaller than men, and things for space are special designed for space. It's possible the toolbox handle or something similar was literally too big for her to hold securely, which is an oversight on everyone's part.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

African men do have one genetic advantage when it comes to bodybuilding, which is that their darker/thinner skin shows muscle definition more effectively than that of Euros and Asians.

You shouldve seen this year's Mr Olympia then. 3 black guys, 1 iranian and 1 white guy, all fake tanned until theyre within 3 shades of the black guys. I mean, if you're gonna take roids until you more closely resemble a gorilla than a human, a little spray tan is nothing, right?