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hey @Null you really need to cut down antag spawns. Having 8 changelings, 3 sets of blood brothers and who knows how many traitors is really hurting the station's stability HARD. And I know that watching the station fall into chaos is the fun of the game and all that but medbay bombing really gets old after you see it for the third time in the same round.

Also is it just me or have the minibombs gotten nerfed to shit? I literally threw one at a guy who was just wearing his labcoat and he only had minor bruising.
 
>join station as Xenon CXXXV the plasma skelly atmos tech
>gonna make turbine go brr
>radio is quiet
>walk down the hall
>people fly past me shooting laserbeams at each other and casting magic spells
>walk into atmospherics
>get muh stuff
>setup muh pipes
>someone starts axing down the door
>its the chemist
>i say "sup bro"
>he asks me where the hop is
>i say "who cares"
>he accuses me of being a ling
>he tells me to listen
>walk back to atmospherics to turn my pumps on and make it go brr
>see him say 'hey wait!' as i walk off
>spergs are doing shit with the supermatter idk
>get some insuls
>rewire the solars to the turbine and atmosia for my startup power
>head through medbay just cause
>corpses everywhere
>see the hop shooting 4 people
>walk up to him
>"sup bro"
>walk around to engineering to check on the supermatter spergs, they have heat exchangers or something idk
>round ends, lame
>walk over to my turbine
>hit ignition button
>plasma turns blue
>haha brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
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I used to have fun playing chef making custom foods, but at some point that disappeared. Some tgtranny told me it was cause one of their jannies accidentally broke it while tweaking something else. It's low on the totem pole, but it would be great to get customs back some day. I want to be able to serve the station a healthy dose of deep fried lightly fried deep fried lightly fried deep fried lightly fried deep fried sandwich pizza soup salads.
 
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Warren Wilhelm said:
I used to have fun playing chef making custom foods, but at some point that disappeared. Some tgtranny told me it was cause one of their jannies accidentally broke it while tweaking something else. It's low on the totem pole, but it would be great to get customs back some day. I want to be able to serve the station a healthy dose of deep fried lightly fried deep fried lightly fried deep fried lightly fried deep fried sandwich pizza soup salads.
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The last time I checked the refactor project that caused the removal of custom food was almost finished in terms of porting stuff to the new system so it shouldn't be long.
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Does anyone actually enjoy the new medical? like you get beat up bad, put on a stasis bed and then the medics give up on fixing you because you're too bruised and after ignoring you for about fifteen minutes then unplug you and throw some ligger on the bed. The setting for space station thirteen is literally in the far future, I refuse to believe that in the far future chemists can't make drugs that don't hurt your liver and that cloning pods are too far fetched.
 
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NonCancerAlias said:
Does anyone actually enjoy the new medical? like you get beat up bad, put on a stasis bed and then the medics give up on fixing you because you're too bruised and after ignoring you for about fifteen minutes then unplug you and throw some ligger on the bed. The setting for space station thirteen is literally in the far future, I refuse to believe that in the far future chemists can't make drugs that don't hurt your liver and that cloning pods are too far fetched.
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It would be a lot more fun for people who have to get dragged there if organ damage wasn't so punishing. There is a cocktail of drugs that chem can make to fix some organs, but I don't know if it's possible to make something that totally restores someone who's been left in the hall for a while.

Ideally, in my view, the process for medbay revival would look like this, in a list of priority for treatment:

Are they husked? Fill with synthflesh from chem or transfer to botany for podding (I forget if husked people have enough blood to pod, so this might not work).
Organs damaged? Inject regenerative drug cocktail from chem.
Fix bodily trauma with Tend Wounds.
Attach missing limbs if necessary.
Perform Revival Surgery.

It's already mostly like this, but the problem is that step 2 is usually unfeasible because of decay. A fix to botany getting replica pods out faster could solve this, so I don't know how much is really needed.
 
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Lemondale said:
somebody higher up in game is trying to stifle my gameplay, he's setting 2k credit bounties (level 5 infraction) on my head even when i didnt do anytthing. getting this a second time in a row of 2 games, i cant play the game or go outside due to beepsky will stun me
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Alright kid listen up this is how you deal with this faggot:
  • Character Setup > Random Name = ON
  • Investigate this asshole. Check out his name alongside his attitude, is there any noticable patterns to his speech/behaviour that can be used to identify him? Estimate his skill level and prepare accordingly.
  • If you commit the die, ghost and see if ya can orbit him. Watch em for a few minutes. Study him.
  • If you have a absolute hateboner for this motherfucker, you can watch him for several rounds and see which roles he normally plays as.
  • Join a new round as a position of authority and use this power to detain him. Do what you like towards him in this position. Just remember to change your name afterwards. (preferabably, do this in no-admin hours, if possible.)
  • If not, just do anything and everything to make his life absolute hell.
  • Repeat until he remembers he can change his name.
Fire can indeed be fought with fire. If this faggot wants to metagrudge, you show him how the REAL MAN metagrudges.
 
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> Be me
> Be Security Officer
> Late-join a minute or two after round started
> Head to brig and equip myself
> Head to tool storage and equip myself
> Go to bar
> Shoot the shit with bartender
> Heard disabler shots going off in distance
> "Fellow Shitsec requires assistance!" Me thinks
> Run down to hallway
> See stun-critted lawyer
> Help him up to feet
> "The faggot warden just disabled me 4 no raisin," the lawyer says
> Me thinks about situation and -
> WARDEN COMING THROUGH CHOO CHOO
> Warden runs by but then stops
> Warden then starts shooting me with disabler
> whatthefuck.jpg
> Start evasive tactics, dodging disabler shots like Neo
> Dodge right into cargo
> Dodge even more disabler shots with glass window between me and the Warden
> Warden only shoots when I am not behind a window
> ( Disabler shots, due to being lasers, go right through windows)
> Warden runs out of ammo and leaves
> Me rest a while to get rid of temporary stamina damage and warn entire station that Warden is Faggot
> Me then run towards brig, the only place a onrobust warden would go
> Front door locked
> "Ok faggot"
> I use maint instead and enter brig
> Me in room with glass windows, warden in hallway right next to it
> I give the Warden basic laser theory 101 by shooting my disabler through windows and hitting him
> Warden starts retreating upwards towards perma
> Warden primes a grenade and throws it down hallway
> Red smoke fills the hallway
> Tear gas
> Laugh and simply recharge my disabler
> (Tear gas will blind and stun the target if they are caught in it, yes this means sec is still vunerable to the effects. Essentially, the warden created a no man's land between the both of us. He created a no man's land with me on the side of the rechargers. )
> Tear gas goes away, I charge upward, disabler firing
> Warden throws another grenade
> I retreat and recharge
> Tear gas goes away again
> I charge again
> Now at the doors leading into the perma-hallway
> Warden throws another grenade
> lands on a door closing in on it
> grenade explodes and creates a 1x1 tile of red on the door
> facepalm.png
> use other door and enter hallway
> Warden retreats into prisoner "transfer" center
> Door leading directly into room he closes
> Door directly before it he leaves open
> "Well, if you want to stay in there..."
> Grab a locker
> Put locker in doorway, bolt it
> Was welding the locker when Warden re-appeared, dragging a N20 canister
> I equip internals and continue welding
> Warden just stands there and looks at me welding the still openable locker closed.
> Warden opens N20 canister, retreats into room, closes it
> I finish welding
> Walk away from the rapidly N20 filling hallway into brig
> Sit down
> Munch on some donuts
> Wait
> I know for a FACT that the warden does not have any tools on him
> I also know that he is going to run out of internals
> I just have to wait
> *10 minutes later*
> HoP comes by and asks me where the warden is
> "In perma"
> HoP says he gonna arrest him for reckless firing of his weapon
> Me nod and follow him to prisoner room
> Me unbolt and remove the locker
> HoP, having AA, moves into room
> Warden, passed out and asleep, breath mask on and N20 tank equipped as internals
> ROTFL.wav
> Strip Warden, me get made new warden by HoP
> Check the Warden
> "Soul has departed"
> Handcuff Warden and throw him into perma
> Enjoy being new Warden

I still have a hard time believing that a murderboner joined as Warden whilst having only the bare-mininum knowledge of the game machanics.

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It was gay porn, if that's your thing.
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What the fuck?

Perma-ban this fuckwit, #nofaggotryallowed
 
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You realize that “someone else broke the rules first” isn’t a valid excuse to break the rules right? Ick ooc isn’t a game of chicken.
 
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> Be me
> Be Security Officer
> Late-join a minute or two after round started
> Head to brig and equip myself
> Head to tool storage and equip myself
> Go to bar
> Shoot the shit with bartender
> Heard disabler shots going off in distance
> "Fellow Shitsec requires assistance!" Me thinks
> Run down to hallway
> See stun-critted lawyer
> Help him up to feet
> "The faggot warden just disabled me 4 no raisin," the lawyer says
> Me thinks about situation and -
> WARDEN COMING THROUGH CHOO CHOO
> Warden runs by but then stops
> Warden then starts shooting me with disabler
> whatthefuck.jpg
> Start evasive tactics, dodging disabler shots like Neo
> Dodge right into cargo
> Dodge even more disabler shots with glass window between me and the Warden
> Warden only shoots when I am not behind a window
> ( Disabler shots, due to being lasers, go right through windows)
> Warden runs out of ammo and leaves
> Me rest a while to get rid of temporary stamina damage and warn entire station that Warden is Faggot
> Me then run towards brig, the only place a onrobust warden would go
> Front door locked
> "Ok faggot"
> I use maint instead and enter brig
> Me in room with glass windows, warden in hallway right next to it
> I give the Warden basic laser theory 101 by shooting my disabler through windows and hitting him
> Warden starts retreating upwards towards perma
> Warden primes a grenade and throws it down hallway
> Red smoke fills the hallway
> Tear gas
> Laugh and simply recharge my disabler
> (Tear gas will blind and stun the target if they are caught in it, yes this means sec is still vunerable to the effects. Essentially, the warden created a no man's land between the both of us. He created a no man's land with me on the side of the rechargers. )
> Tear gas goes away, I charge upward, disabler firing
> Warden throws another grenade
> I retreat and recharge
> Tear gas goes away again
> I charge again
> Now at the doors leading into the perma-hallway
> Warden throws another grenade
> lands on a door closing in on it
> grenade explodes and creates a 1x1 tile of red on the door
> facepalm.png
> use other door and enter hallway
> Warden retreats into prisoner "transfer" center
> Door leading directly into room he closes
> Door directly before it he leaves open
> "Well, if you want to stay in there..."
> Grab a locker
> Put locker in doorway, bolt it
> Was welding the locker when Warden re-appeared, dragging a N20 canister
> I equip internals and continue welding
> Warden just stands there and looks at me welding the still openable locker closed.
> Warden opens N20 canister, retreats into room, closes it
> I finish welding
> Walk away from the rapidly N20 filling hallway into brig
> Sit down
> Munch on some donuts
> Wait
> I know for a FACT that the warden does not have any tools on him
> I also know that he is going to run out of internals
> I just have to wait
> *10 minutes later*
> HoP comes by and asks me where the warden is
> "In perma"
> HoP says he gonna arrest him for reckless firing of his weapon
> Me nod and follow him to prisoner room
> Me unbolt and remove the locker
> HoP, having AA, moves into room
> Warden, passed out and asleep, breath mask on and N20 tank equipped as internals
> ROTFL.wav
> Strip Warden, me get made new warden by HoP
> Check the Warden
> "Soul has departed"
> Handcuff Warden and throw him into perma
> Enjoy being new Warden

I still have a hard time believing that a murderboner joined as Warden whilst having only the bare-mininum knowledge of the game machanics.
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I don't play this game but it looks interesting (although time-consuming with a steep learning curve). Is there a command to use on people like this after the fact, something like 'antagorfaggot?' You know, you use it on someone like this after they've left, and if they weren't actually an antagonist role it asks for a brief report for the admins, something like "murderboner (nonrobust)".
 
Also on a final note, please don’t touch the movement speed, it’s one of kiwi’s main appeals right now in my opinion, if anything it could stand to be turned up a tad.
 
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