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I think this is a good opportunity for some new job-specific traitor items for cargo tech/QM, like letter bombs with anthrax or C4 or poisoned candy, maybe even credchips that will mess with your ID's access level if you insert it directly into the card. Being able to make glitterbombs might be a good addition, and something the clown could get as a letter.
 
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TurdFondler said:
I'm not surprised a doctor main has issues being antag. I find the roles where you're in a specific area for a long time make it harder to antag, especially if the role is a generally helpful one.
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Medbay is a great place to be a sneaky traitor, even without spending TC. You're in the perfect place to intercept any dead or injured targets and make sure they don't get revived. When you go out hunting for yourself, you've got unquestioned access to bombmaking, poisons, thermite, and the rapid-fire syringe gun can be filled with some disgustingly lethal shit. The only real difficulty I've had as a medbay traitor is going after targets who don't tend to stick around in one place, like engineering, sec and other antags.

Bender said:
I wanna get good enough to start doing some Machiavellian shit like that but I'm too embarrassed to try again after I nearly beat myself to death with a plant pot while trying to figure out how to put it down, lol.
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Only enable traitor first and see how you go there, that's what I did. Still not comfortable trying anything but that and blood brother.

Shaka Brah said:
If you're an MD Traitor you get access to brainwashing surgery, which is so much fun. You get to implant objectives in other people's heads.
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There are maybe three people in kiwistation I would trust to actually try and do the objective and not just break into the armory and start clicking all mans on the station to death because they're an antag now.
 
Carlitooooof said:
when it comes down to it virology is extremely easy,
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If you roll antag virologist I think the last thing you should ever do is actually make a virus. You're already on the verge of being lynched by the crew just for being the virologist. Make some bombs and poison gas instead, and leave the killer viruses to traitor doctors and chemists who murdered and hid the real viro and now just keep spamming "OH MY GOD VIRO IS ROGUE KILL HIM IF YOU SEE HIM" over the radio.
 
The best thing I ever did with brainwashing was set a Geneticist to:
"Monkey, monkey! You want to be MONKE!"

He went around monkeyizing people and got a greentext like
"The Brainwashed Victim someguy60 as monkey (320) survived on the shuttle."
 
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Null said:
The best thing I ever did with brainwashing was set a Geneticist to:
"Monkey, monkey! You want to be MONKE!"

He went around monkeyizing people and got a greentext like
"The Brainwashed Victim someguy60 as monkey (320) survived on the shuttle."
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Can I brainwash people to persistently and aggressively ERP an admin's character?
 
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Its funny as fuck as viro traitor to make a death disease, go to genetics and make yourself a monkey and infect yourself with the disease named jungle fever, monkies transmit infections on attack and some people actually think its the real thing
 
Nuns with guns said:
I feel like I just can't be antag. I turned it on because the round before the past one things were pretty stale and the pop was really low. Reimi decided to put up some strict police laws and my blood brother and I just rolled with it. The thing is, we were both doctors, and I know this guy and he's a big softie too. At the end of the round I got to shoot two people for the hell of it, but it just didn't feel right. We even tried to give everyone a virus but I ended up curing them and checking for their wellbeing. I think I need to learn a new job if I ever want to antag, but right now seeing innocent people just wondering why they're getting shot/posioned/whatever doesn't do it for me.
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Just stick to your objectives, then.

It's what I used to do when I wasn't confident in making spacemen go horizontal. Kill objectives tended to sort themselves out more often than not and theft objectives just require strategic thinking and keeping a low profile.

Hell, with enough bullshitting and proper social manipulation, I'd imagine you can get most antagonist objectives done without having to go loud and murder half the station.
 
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Null said:
The best thing I ever did with brainwashing was set a Geneticist to:
"Monkey, monkey! You want to be MONKE!"

He went around monkeyizing people and got a greentext like
"The Brainwashed Victim someguy60 as monkey (320) survived on the shuttle."
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I had a round where I brainwashed 3 people with 3 different objectives to kill the Bartender. One had to fight him in honorable single combat, one believed he was a sentient spacefaring animal and needed to be released into space to live a free life, and the other was a teetotaler who wanted to shut the bar down.
 
The moment I thought about muderboner antags I told myself "I mean if they want to kill everyone they should just roll wizard." This thought was followed up immediately 3 minutes into a new round by a wizard bursting through the door and throwing a fireball in my face.
 
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If opening other people's mail is ever made an option, the rate of valuable items from ripped open mail should be 1/3rd of the rate for properly delivered mail. I feel like that would be a good middle ground between always stolen and unable to be stolen.
Shaka Brah said:
For pirates it's kinda bad since it reveals them. Delivering mail to a ninja would be funny even if he can't use it.
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An extremely rare pirate 'goodie' should be a black spot that marks the recipient pirate as a traitor.
 
The Bovinian Derivative said:
The moment I thought about muderboner antags I told myself "I mean if they want to kill everyone they should just roll wizard." This thought was followed up immediately 3 minutes into a new round by a wizard bursting through the door and throwing a fireball in my face.
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Real men max out blink teleport and jaunt and proceed to pretend you are a runner on TGMC to make the crew kill itself chasing you around the halls throwing bombs, lasers, syringes and bullets
 
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Last night, when I entered a round that was already started, my ping went like crazy. Every time I tried to move it would go up to 1000. After a while things fixed themselves, but today I tried to get in and it happens again. I died because I could barely move, but I've tried logging back on and same thing happens. I went to a few other servers just to walk around and see if it was my connection, but things ran smoothly. Is there an issue with my computer or something?
 
Meh, I have two more retarded stories to share

>be me, QM
>before mail got implemented so have fuck all to do
>collect crates, mine a little
>make a buck
>basically never stepped foot out of cargo, except to get burritos from the chef
>mexican chef was only making burritos so I thanked the gods for not adding farting mechanics
>suddenly get an idea
>remember that I can order Monkey Mind Magnification Helmets AND monkey cubes
>suddenly get a dastardly idea
>order 4 MMMH crates and a monkey cube crate
>now to get to work
>suddenly get an urge to look outside of cargo
>THERE ARE NIGGER SHROOMS EVERYWHERE
>I'm going to die, aren't I?
>order a fuckton of laser guns
>try to break one
>give up
>get a PKA
>eventually manage to break it
>it's showtime
>fire at the fungus
>it does nothing
>ShitShitSHIT
>resign myself to my fate and walk into the fungus
>...
>nothing happens
>walk out of cargo bay
>everyone's fine
>I'm retarded
>finish the station objective by shielding cargo from asteroids
>a cargotech joins
>great
>robust the crates together
>go to medbay because lasers and monkeys fucked me up a little
>eventually get back, cargo tech is dead
>dump him in medbay because he isn't needed anymore
>Time to build my army
>start putting the helmets on all the monkeys, hoping that there are dead people willing to play
>only get one
>whatever, arm it anyway
>take the guns and head to evac since the shuttle got called
>recruit some fucks, five out a fuckton of guns, everybody loves the monkey
>monkey is instantly elected as the new HoP
>shuttle departs, everything is fine
>suddenly some shitter storms she monkey, almost killing it
>robust him instantly with my gun
>assistant gets beaten by the whole crew, monkey survives, happy end
-- Administrator private message --
>aw fuck
>hey, why did you kill that guy?
>he was fucking with the monkey
>okay
>get banned
>nigga wut?
>get unbanned
And this is how manu FINALLY got perma banned for murderboning the HoP

>be me, a retarded botanist
>chef asks for a metric fuckton of food
>sure nigga
>r&d asks for weed, I say "Sure" and never deliver it
>why? because I have bigger plans
>go get mutagen
>chemist is a faggot, tells me to fuck off
>an extremely nice and helpful doctor makes me some
>later on he let's me steal one of the chem dispensers too
>now this is where the fun begins
>thanks to agressive usage of mutagen and luck my plants become huge and plentiful
>make like 40K worth of biomass
>some new guy joins in late
>cool, just tend to the crops nigga
>make some dank ambrosia too, share some boofs with the new guy
>suddenly the supermatter delams
>the two of us smoke it up in a locker until it blows
>now we execute my final plan
>tell the guy that we'll be making monkeys
<Nice
>make like 80 monkey cubes, load them up in 4 lockers and prepare
>shuttle call, great
>haul ass with the lockers into the shuttle
>mechs are fighting with a hulk, both losing
>sheeit
>everyone has the coof
>blood everywhere
>shuttle's here, time to haul ass
>manage to get three out of the four lockers in before the shuttle leaves early
>okay, now!
>the guy opens the lockers, I spray them down
>monkeys, SO MANY MONKEYS
>so many that it lags the game
>we share a boof while the shuttle becomes coated with monkey organs and mech parts

I love monke
 
Nuns with guns said:
Last night, when I entered a round that was already started, my ping went like crazy. Every time I tried to move it would go up to 1000. After a while things fixed themselves, but today I tried to get in and it happens again. I died because I could barely move, but I've tried logging back on and same thing happens. I went to a few other servers just to walk around and see if it was my connection, but things ran smoothly. Is there an issue with my computer or something?
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>Guys my game lagged like crazy whenever I played Kiwi Station
>But my ping was just fine when playing other servers
>IS THIS A PROBLEM ON MY COMPUTER?

If there is a problem on your end, it'd be your ISP not playing nice with connecting to Kiwi Station, chief. Pretty sure you've confirmed that much yourself through checking how your connection behaves on other servers versus Kiwi.
 
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KonradCruise said:
>being so mad you get you got disablered down by three sec officers at once that you scream in OOC about sec being powergaming pedophiles
Ex-bagil players clearly aren't used to security actually being able to stop them.
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Seeing Kiwis robust /tg/ shitters makes me happy. People are actually getting good at the game and the station will be able to handle itself.
 
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