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Dr W said:
As CE, you're mindshielded on /tg/ code. The problem is I couldn't print another pin due to miners not existing, and I couldn't remove the pin because trannycoders apparently decided to make that impossible. I tried with a screwdriver and with the power screwdriver/wrench. I tried with every single tool possible and it would either totally destroy the pin or do nothing.

Guns are printed without firing pins. I printed an X-Ray gun and tried to take a pin out of a gun in the armory and then put it into the X-Ray gun, but that's impossible now.
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Removing pins destroyed them for ages now, it was a thing back when I was playing on /tg/ years ago.

Dunno why it's such an issue? Foam force guns maybe? They require firing pins, but I guess making a 'toy' firing pin was too much work?
 
Dyn said:
I use the permaban. You know why? Cause the perma doesn't expire, and unlike the shitty roleban it stops a criminal in their tracks in two clicks. Click, click, and they're fucking done. I use four clicks just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking f-----, I'm there to 1) Moderate the fucking round. 2) Guard my tranny metagang. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I don't get deadminned, which I will, you can guarantee I will continue to use the permaban to apprehend criminals. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the notes system, which take half a minute just to leave an admin warning, or with role bans which are short as balls, impossible to fill out and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The permaban is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls.
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I first heard that copypasta in a TTS voice associated with Garfield due to a variety of reasons, so I always read that in that TTS voice, with a picture of Garfield with HUDSGlasses and a shotgun reading that.
 
It's true that Assistant is often chosen by shitters, but it's also a choice for people who want to work on their own things without worrying about actual responsbilities.

Also, it goes both ways-- people are far less likely to cut a troublemaking assistant slack than they would be a more productive job.
 
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@Dyn and @Null
You're the only admins I actually know are admins. This guy was shitting up the server today, murderboning as a non antag and metacomming the entire time.

SELF ANTAG LOL.JPG

This is the end of round report, players name is Red Vented i Saw Him admitting he was a murderboning shitter.

Here's him admitting he'll just ban evade should he be banned.
ban evade lol.JPG

No admemes on, so dunno what else to do as he's just gonna keep doing it.
 
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Johan Schmidt said:
@Dyn and @Null
You're the only admins I actually know are admins. This guy was shitting up the server today, murderboning as a non antag and metacomming the entire time.

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This is the end of round report, players name is Red Vented i Saw Him admitting he was a murderboning shitter.

Here's him admitting he'll just ban evade should he be banned.
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No admemes on, so dunno what else to do as he's just gonna keep doing it.
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You posted this in the most dumbass fucking way, here
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Venus human traps that spawn from kudzu need a global plant speak channel.

Hear me out, this isn't even that much of a buff to kudzu. By the time there are enough plant monsters for this to even matter, the station is already fucked. This change would just make things more social for the ghosts that have decided to join Team Vine. They could chat to all other plants as they spread the green goodness, as opposed to only the nearby ones.
 
Johan Schmidt said:
@Dyn and @Null
You're the only admins I actually know are admins. This guy was shitting up the server today, murderboning as a non antag and metacomming the entire time.

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This is the end of round report, players name is Red Vented i Saw Him admitting he was a murderboning shitter.

Here's him admitting he'll just ban evade should he be banned.
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No admemes on, so dunno what else to do as he's just gonna keep doing it.
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Yea the guy was a complete nigger. Killed me and some afk guy who i had to fix for ten minutes right before shuttle came.
 
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TroyMcGoy said:
Yea the guy was a complete nigger. Killed me and some afk guy who i had to fix for ten minutes right before shuttle came.
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Amusing part (to me) was that I was the traitor, but since it was low pop I just handed out AA, made a fart gas harvesting machine and used the money to buy everyone pizza, ATV's, and meme stuff. He just started killing people at random. What a cunt.
 
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Johan Schmidt said:
Amusing part (to me) was that I was the traitor, but since it was low pop I just handed out AA, made a fart gas harvesting machine and used the money to buy everyone pizza, ATV's, and meme stuff. He just started killing people at random. What a cunt.
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Murderboning on lowpop is a fag move. When i get antag on lowpop I dont murderbone, I just do my objectives and my job for the rest of the round. The only time i kill as a traitor on lowpop is when hes my target.
 
TroyMcGoy said:
Murderboning on lowpop is a fag move. When i get antag on lowpop I dont murderbone, I just do my objectives and my job for the rest of the round. The only time i kill as a traitor on lowpop is when hes my target.
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I find murderboner in general kinda lame to be honest, unless the one doing it is using some unknown tactic that surprises everyone!

At least make a super good spectacle out of it.
 
TroyMcGoy said:
Murderboning on lowpop is a fag move. When i get antag on lowpop I dont murderbone, I just do my objectives and my job for the rest of the round. The only time i kill as a traitor on lowpop is when hes my target.
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Usually if I have an assassination target on lowpop I wait until the end of the round and spend my antag time doing some retarded gimmick. Like giving the AI bad laws, flooding the station with BZ or Miasma, or building lawless golems.
 
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my first 0 TC traitor victory, I rolled some easy objectives but still pretty proud. Broke into teleporter room and stole that properly but couldn't find the assistant the whole round so just got hulk and beat him to death on the shuttle. The one guy that saw me killing him didn't stop me and just said 'based.'

Also a mouse came out of a vent at one point and told me to do my traitor objectives because he was a servant of Cthulhu or something, I think I was hallucinating.
 
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>Be AI
>Stressful job. Start by screaming impotently for disk to be secured and watching people set up a weird supermatter.
>Whatever.
>Clown cuts cameras to gravgen, beats the shit out of sec, and calls clown car, spreading chaos. I scream at the engineers to fix cams/disable gravity as I seal the clown car away using fire alarms to lower firelocks and trap it. Eventually the clown car is destroyed, but the clown goes on a long and brutal rampage before getting shot to death.
>More shittery.
>Assistant stealing Captain's hardsuit and murdering people with fire axe
>Chemist spreading poison everywhere
>CE getting extremely radioactive and spreading cancer everywhere
>A shitload more shitters all being shitters. There are more people murdering or being shitters than there are people doing their jobs.
>Of all these people, only the clown was actually an antag. The clown was the only antag.
>Asimov sucks.
>Ionic storms, multiple ionic storms, fuck my lawset.
>Mime keeps changing my laws
>Captain only wants to get extremely drunk and yammer over comms
>Some other shitter changes my laws to TYRANT, and then a weird set where humans aren't to interfere in the realm of silicons, while the mime keeps changing to Asimov But For Lizards.
>82 law changes at roundend.
>I have fucking had it at this point, and look over my laws. Nothing is stopping me from murdering all the organics as the last No Interference From Organics is uploaded.
>Decide to murder all the organics. Plasma flood (although this is too late for the shuttle), get on the shuttle as a borg, and command the borgs to kill everyone.
>Murderbone on the shuttle because this is the only fucking way that my laws will stop being changed.
>Slaughter a shitload of people and fill the empty station with plasma, because why the fuck not?
>Post round goes on for ages as I assume the mods ban all the shitters. I have fun setting things on fire as I wait.
>Kiwi Station is full of so many griefers it is borderline unplayable.
>I bet half of them aren't even members on this forum. They're just the shitters who got banned from /tg/ and want an outlet on a similar codebase.
 
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Dr W said:
>I bet half of them aren't even members on this forum. They're just the shitters who got banned from /tg/ and want an outlet on a similar codebase.
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A lot of them are from Hippie. It really be like that sometimes.
 
Dr W said:
Never actually been on Hippie, how is it? If it's all shitters, all the time, I'm glad I never went there.
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It's a now-mostly-abandoned shitter server formerly owned by Admiral Hippie. It was fun for a while but now it's mostly a place for people who were banned from /tg/ to hang out.
 
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