OKCupid update?

[Bgheff]

He likely isn't worried because he assumes one of his 'friends" will prompt a woman to go talk to him. What he really wants is Kim or someone to find a girl and talk Chris up so the girl wants to date him. Basically, he wants a friend to do all the work and "gift" him with a girlfriend. Thats my theory at least, and it explains why he'd assume the girl would know his hangout spots.

 

[pickleniggo]

His new name should be Chris Chins.

I actually lol'd at this. Chris Chins, the ORIGINAL CREATOR of Sonichew.

Lol, that's great. Someone should start drawing overweight Sonichews pigging out on junk food. It seems so obvious now, the name is a merger of Chris's 2 favourite things: Food and Sonic...


If you say both Christian's and Chris Chins fast they sound the same too.

Just for you, a half-assed ChrisChinsSonichew, enjoying a totally healthy GRILLED chicken sandwich at his fave hang-out Cwcki D's:

ORIGINAL CREATION DO NOT STEAL.

 

[trip2themoon]

Lol, that's great. Someone should start drawing overweight Sonichews pigging out on junk food. It seems so obvious now, the name is a merger of Chris's 2 favourite things: Food and Sonic...


If you say both Christian's and Chris Chins fast they sound the same too.

Just for you, a half-assed ChrisChinsSonichew, enjoying a totally healthy GRILLED chicken sandwich at his fave hang-out Cwcki D's:

ORIGINAL CREATION DO NOT STEAL.

That's awesome.. :mrgreen: now my sig pic. Since I co-named him I can steal him for me sig...

 

[pickleniggo]

That's awesome.. :mrgreen: now my sig pic. Since I co-named him I can steal him for me sig...

Hahaha go for it!

 

[Stratochu]

It's not too hard to guess his hangout given his most recent out-and-about pic.
To win the love of CWC, you gotta go to da Mickey D.

Nah, that's only one of his hangouts.

What are some of his others, assuming you can tell us?

 

[Bugaboo]

I can count myself as one of the people who are genuinly concerned for Chris's health.
It just seems he looks worse and worse every day. I can only hope it's because he can't get to the shower, I actually have a strange attachment to him, he's made my life 100x better indirectly and I dunno what I'd do if he actually died

 

[Marvin]

It's not too hard to guess his hangout given his most recent out-and-about pic.
To win the love of CWC, you gotta go to da Mickey D.

Nah, that's only one of his hangouts.

What are some of his others, assuming you can tell us?

Can't sorry.

I mean, I'm pretty sure he still goes to church sometimes. So there's that. Plus there are other hangouts in the area he goes to. I can't give specifics, but pretty much, he goes to typical trashy money sinks. You can probably imagine what that entails.

 

[Mr. 0]

Oh god. Not only have the ideas for a topic run out, now canine has run out of soopersekrit fax to tell us

Well, can you at least let us in on Chris's ████████████████?

 

[Stratochu]

[Can't sorry.

I mean, I'm pretty sure he still goes to church sometimes. So there's that. Plus there are other hangouts in the area he goes to. I can't give specifics, but pretty much, he goes to typical trashy money sinks. You can probably imagine what that entails.

I get the idea. Goodwill for one (that we all know tho)

 

[Marvin]

Oh god. Not only have the ideas for a topic run out, now canine has run out of soopersekrit fax to tell us

Well, can you at least let us in on Chris's ████████████████?

Heh, nah, it's more that I've got tons of super secret things, I just can't tell you about them.

Also, nice black bar.

Anyway, I'm wasted tonight. Talk to you guys later.

 

[Surtur]

Can't sorry.

I mean, I'm pretty sure he still goes to church sometimes. So there's that. Plus there are other hangouts in the area he goes to. I can't give specifics, but pretty much, he goes to typical trashy money sinks. You can probably imagine what that entails.

So strip joints?

 

[Kosher Dill]

So strip joints?

No way, strip joints are only for preparing your erection to bring home to your wife. Everyone knows this.

 

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

So strip joints?

No way, strip joints are only for preparing your erection to bring home to your wife. Everyone knows this.

What about Hooters? There's Hooters in Virginia, right? Seems like the perfect place for Chris.

 

[Marvin]

So strip joints?

No way, strip joints are only for preparing your erection to bring home to your wife. Everyone knows this.

What about Hooters? There's Hooters in Virginia, right? Seems like the perfect place for Chris.

Y'know, I don't know if Chris knows about Hooters, or if he does, he doesn't know too much about what it entails.

 

[Samash]

I can't imagine a stripper or even a Hooter's girl would want to be within five feet of him. Sure they are paid to be nice to customers, but there's a limit to that I'd imagine.

 

[Caddchef]

Girls like guys six inches taller than then? Seriously? If that were the case, my ideal guy would be 6' 5"

Nothing wrong with short men!

Hey baby.

I'm actually a whole foot taller than my girlfriend and we look a bit odd together.

Back on the topic of Chris though i didn't think he was short enough in stature to warrant concern, he's certainly not below average height right?

 

[CatParty]

obviously his only other significant hangout is his room. or spooning with barb.

 

[cypocryphy]

I can't imagine a stripper or even a Hooter's girl would want to be within five feet of him. Sure they are paid to be nice to customers, but there's a limit to that I'd imagine.

They'd talk to him,it's all about the $$$$

So I hope Chris does start hanging out at Hooters when he's able to. Could lead to some lulz.

 

[Saney]

I can't imagine a stripper or even a Hooter's girl would want to be within five feet of him. Sure they are paid to be nice to customers, but there's a limit to that I'd imagine.

They'd talk to him,it's all about the $$$$

So I hope Chris does start hanging out at Hooters when he's able to. Could lead to some lulz.

Knowing Chris, he'd think they were into him. He thought that waitress at...Wendy's(?) was flirting with him because she talked to him. Just imagine what he'd think if he talked to a Hooters waitress.
Edit: Her name is Caitlin and she worked at Golden Corral.

 

[CatParty]

I can't imagine a stripper or even a Hooter's girl would want to be within five feet of him. Sure they are paid to be nice to customers, but there's a limit to that I'd imagine.

They'd talk to him,it's all about the $$$$

So I hope Chris does start hanging out at Hooters when he's able to. Could lead to some lulz.

Knowing Chris, he'd think they were into him. He thought that waitress at...Wendy's(?) was flirting with him because she talked to him. Just imagine what he'd think if he talked to a Hooters waitress.

he would probably "liven up" his soda