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[Bugaboo]

So if a dude waitor came over and gave him the ol' "Hi my name is X and I'll be your server today" thing would he think he was coming on to him?

 

[Cwckifan]

So if a dude waitor came over and gave him the ol' "Hi my name is X and I'll be your server today" thing would he think he was coming on to him?

Never underestimate the power of the male mind, especially if/when It's as fucked up and lonely as Chris'

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Oh god. Not only have the ideas for a topic run out, now canine has run out of soopersekrit fax to tell us

Well, can you at least let us in on Chris's ████████████████?

Heh, nah, it's more that I've got tons of super secret things, I just can't tell you about them.

Also, nice black bar.

Chris goes to black bars?

"Do you mind if we dance wit yo dates?"

 

[trip2themoon]

I can't imagine a stripper or even a Hooter's girl would want to be within five feet of him. Sure they are paid to be nice to customers, but there's a limit to that I'd imagine.

They'd talk to him,it's all about the $$$$

So I hope Chris does start hanging out at Hooters when he's able to. Could lead to some lulz.

Knowing Chris, he'd think they were into him. He thought that waitress at...Wendy's(?) was flirting with him because she talked to him. Just imagine what he'd think if he talked to a Hooters waitress.
Edit: Her name is Caitlin and she worked at Golden Corral.

He is a total prick:

I just went out to Golden Corall with my father; mom stayed home......... she commented on the Family Guy episode I was playing on my PSP

He goes to a restaurant with only one other person, sits there ignoring the other person so he can watch a shit cartoon. Chris would you take the PSP and watch Family Guy if it was a girl you were out with? I'd say the safe bet is yes.

 

[pickleniggo]

I can't imagine a stripper or even a Hooter's girl would want to be within five feet of him. Sure they are paid to be nice to customers, but there's a limit to that I'd imagine.

They'd talk to him,it's all about the $$$$

So I hope Chris does start hanging out at Hooters when he's able to. Could lead to some lulz.

I'd feel really bad for those girls because it's not like he would leave a better tip. He's just leave standard tip with a sonichu business card instead.

 

[CatParty]

I can't imagine a stripper or even a Hooter's girl would want to be within five feet of him. Sure they are paid to be nice to customers, but there's a limit to that I'd imagine.

They'd talk to him,it's all about the $$$$

So I hope Chris does start hanging out at Hooters when he's able to. Could lead to some lulz.

I'd feel really bad for those girls because it's not like he would leave a better tip. He's just leave standard tip with a sonichu business card instead.

IF he tips

 

[Bugaboo]

They'd talk to him,it's all about the $$$$

So I hope Chris does start hanging out at Hooters when he's able to. Could lead to some lulz.

I'd feel really bad for those girls because it's not like he would leave a better tip. He's just leave standard tip with a sonichu business card instead.

IF he tips

Apparently he does because he think the 15% guideline is a concrete rule he cannot break.

 

[CatParty]

hahaha probably why he only gorges now at mcdonalds. so he doesn't have to spend extra money on tip. haha

 

[Marvin]

Chris goes to black bars?

"Do you mind if we dance wit yo dates?"

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[The Hunter]

Girls like guys six inches taller than then? Seriously? If that were the case, my ideal guy would be 6' 5"

Nothing wrong with short men!

Hey baby.

I'm actually a whole foot taller than my girlfriend and we look a bit odd together.

Back on the topic of Chris though i didn't think he was short enough in stature to warrant concern, he's certainly not below average height right?

I'm about 6'0 (but my records still say I'm 5'11), and I don't honestly care about size (maybe because I'm already so big). Although every girl I've ever been attracted to ever has been ridiculously short. It's not a preference, just a coincidence. I have a lot more preferences when it comes to guys, and I like short, skinny guys the most (the kinds that are practically girls). That's the only way I can see how someone would legitimately favor short people over tall (although I also don't mind bigger guys). Not sure if it's about dominance or anything stupid like that, but I'd assume so for Chris.

 

[trip2themoon]

Girls like guys six inches taller than then? Seriously? If that were the case, my ideal guy would be 6' 5"

Nothing wrong with short men!

Hey baby.

I'm actually a whole foot taller than my girlfriend and we look a bit odd together.

Back on the topic of Chris though i didn't think he was short enough in stature to warrant concern, he's certainly not below average height right?

I'm about 6'0 (but my records still say I'm 5'11), and I don't honestly care about size (maybe because I'm already so big). Although every girl I've ever been attracted to ever has been ridiculously short. It's not a preference, just a coincidence. I have a lot more preferences when it comes to guys, and I like short, skinny guys the most (the kinds that are practically girls). That's the only way I can see how someone would legitimately favor short people over tall (although I also don't mind bigger guys). Not sure if it's about dominance or anything stupid like that, but I'd assume so for Chris.

A lot of guys I know prefer short, petite girls but height is something I've never been too fussed about. I'm just under 5' 10" and I've had one girlfriend who was taller than me. She was about 5' 11" and her figure was awesome. Some of her shoes would take her to about 6' 2". My first love was only a little shorter than me so in certain heels she'd be taller than me so I think now I do have a thing for tall girls. How could Chris resist a pair of long sexy legs in high heels and silky stockings ending in a perfect peach of an ass? I can't ever resist that.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I'm pretty sure Chris insists his sweetheart has to be shorter than him because he thinks it's some rule that the guy always has to be taller. Probably got it from an old movie or something.

 

[trip2themoon]

I'm pretty sure Chris insists his sweetheart has to be shorter than him because he thinks it's some rule that the guy always has to be taller. Probably got it from an old movie or something.

I wonder if he read the same thing I did about girls on average wanting a guy to be at least 6 inches taller than them. He might think he has a better chance with a shorter girl. My ex who was taller than me's ex was shorter than me so I knew she didn't mind guys shorter than her.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I think whether or not you want tall/short partners depends on whether or not you want to be the "girl" in the relationship. I wish there was a better way to put that, but that's how it's best described. Straight men can feel this same way and want a taller, more imposing (mentally and physically) woman.

Consequently, I like my guys taller and bigger. It's not easy considering i'm a little over 5'11"

 

[bradsternum]

I'm pretty sure Chris insists his sweetheart has to be shorter than him because he thinks it's some rule that the guy always has to be taller. Probably got it from an old movie or something.

I was going to say something similar.

Because clearly, Chris has no problem with emasculation. He wants his wife to work, pay all of the expenses, and essentially be the man while he lounges around the house.

Plus, as Chris clearly stated, "I'm into FEM DOM" and "Oh yeh. I like to git smecked around by my woman."

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I think whether or not you want tall/short partners depends on whether or not you want to be the "girl" in the relationship. I wish there was a better way to put that, but that's how it's best described. Straight men can feel this same way and want a taller, more imposing (mentally and physically) woman.

Consequently, I like my guys taller and bigger. It's not easy considering i'm a little over 5'11"

I have the opposite problem. 5'4" and like to be the top. Wanna trade?

 

[Holdek]

http://imgur.com/a/0YFlJ#GJIT0u8

Oh my holy god.

 

[UltraSonichu]

Haha, I love the IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.

If I was a random stranger looking up men online, and for whatever reason I was desperate enough to see Chris's pockmarked face and think him an ideal candidate, and I read his bio where he says 'I am the original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of CWCville.' I'd just think, oh, so he's a fantasist (I just nearly typed 'fatnasist' by accident and lol'd) but I wouldn't think on it any further. The IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS intrigues me however, and I'd absolutely have to go and google Sonichu, and then Chris's slim-to-no chances with me would be over. So he has ruined his own chances just by the act of typing that.

 

[Night Terror]

Oh hey, he still uses true and honest. And he's upped the ante for his sweetheart, you have to 25 now.

 

[José Mourinho]

Haha, I love the IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.

If I was a random stranger looking up men online, and for whatever reason I was desperate enough to see Chris's pockmarked face and think him an ideal candidate, and I read his bio where he says 'I am the original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of CWCville.' I'd just think, oh, so he's a fantasist (I just nearly typed 'fatnasist' by accident and lol'd) but I wouldn't think on it any further. The IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS intrigues me however, and I'd absolutely have to go and google Sonichu, and then Chris's slim-to-no chances with me would be over. So he has ruined his own chances just by the act of typing that.

Pretty much this. If Chris talked to anyone who doesn't about him to IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS, it might actually make that person curious and googled about him.