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Alan Pardew said:
UltraSonichu said:
Haha, I love the IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.

If I was a random stranger looking up men online, and for whatever reason I was desperate enough to see Chris's pockmarked face and think him an ideal candidate, and I read his bio where he says 'I am the original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of CWCville.' I'd just think, oh, so he's a fantasist (I just nearly typed 'fatnasist' by accident and lol'd) but I wouldn't think on it any further. The IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS intrigues me however, and I'd absolutely have to go and google Sonichu, and then Chris's slim-to-no chances with me would be over. So he has ruined his own chances just by the act of typing that.
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Pretty much this. If Chris talked to anyone who doesn't about him to IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS, it might actually make that person curious and googled about him.
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he's just subjecting himself to the streisand effect.
but imagine some poor girl ending up googling his name or "sonuchu" (because let's face it, any normal person would be like wtf is a sonichu). then comes across an entire world devoted to his failings and how awful he is.
but it goes to show that ignoring is his only way to cope with his life. it's all ignore, ignore, ignore the problems without ever figuring out why bad things happen or how to rectify the situation and then get depressed when no one shows him the pity he is fishing for.
 
Holdek said:
GroundUpSweetheart said:
Screen grab: http://imgur.com/a/0YFlJ
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Oh my holy god.
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Oh, it looks like the screengrabbing extension I used was buggy on that page and didn't pick everything up. As has been discussed on the thread, see the actual page for such gems as what things he could never do without and telling sweethearts to only contact him at his unidentified hangout a couple of paragraphs after ordering them not to Google him. I'd say for that to work Bing must be a new irrational brand loyalty, but the CWCki does seem to rank a little lower there.

I'll try to make a better screenshot.

EDIT: http://imgur.com/a/sBMPA
 
UltraSonichu said:
Haha, I love the IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.

If I was a random stranger looking up men online, and for whatever reason I was desperate enough to see Chris's pockmarked face and think him an ideal candidate, and I read his bio where he says 'I am the original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of CWCville.' I'd just think, oh, so he's a fantasist (I just nearly typed 'fatnasist' by accident and lol'd) but I wouldn't think on it any further. The IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS intrigues me however, and I'd absolutely have to go and google Sonichu, and then Chris's slim-to-no chances with me would be over. So he has ruined his own chances just by the act of typing that.
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And in today's world, "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS" is like saying "ignore all information about me that doesn't come directly from me." Not suspicious at all. :roll:

trip2themoon said:
Holdek said:
GroundUpSweetheart said:
Screen grab: http://imgur.com/a/0YFlJ
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Oh my holy god.
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I hate the statement "Keepin' it real".? Keeping what real? How does one keep it real? :?:
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:tomgirl:
 
revengeofphil said:
trip2themoon said:
I hate the statement "Keepin' it real".? Keeping what real? How does one keep it real? :?:
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By not photoshopping out his many pimples.
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Ahh I got ya. I keep it real by not washing the grease off my carbuncles... :lol:
 
I can't believe that the Love Quest continues. Any sane or rational individual might have concluded by now that maybe they need to improve their own life and self because da ladiez just aren't rolling in. Chris concludes that they must all already have boyfriends or be part of a huge troll conspiracy to make his life miserable. It couldn't be his lank, greasy bleached locks or bloated body putting them off.
 
CatParty said:
He needs to join the loveshies
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Chris is a pretty pathetic person, but he's not that pathetic.
 
Spelling Bee said:
LordCustos3 said:
He has another OKCupid account:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cwchandl ... le_similar
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If that was actually his account he'd never use those photos, not only are they old but i think he's realized how creepy they look by now.
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LOL goddamn that video in your sig gets me every time

Marvin said:
LordCustos3 said:
He has another OKCupid account:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cwchandl ... le_similar
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Fake
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But funny.
 
Jesus, he's looking pretty bad. Looks a bit heavier, and his skin/hair is in shit condition.

It looks like he took that picture in the same McDonalds he frequents, as pictured in the most recent field agent photograph.
 
LordCustos3 said:
Marvin said:
LordCustos3 said:
He has another OKCupid account:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cwchandl ... le_similar
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Fake
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Actually, THAT one seems more like Chris'tards style, while the one the thread is about is so over-the-top as to appear to be a troll-concocted Dark Parody.
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Nah, it's more like if someone read a bunch of the articles on the cwcki that talk about Chris shit from a few years ago. They've got an out of date understanding of Chris.
 
I Be Bobby Boulders said:
Jesus, he's looking pretty bad. Looks a bit heavier, and his skin/hair is in shit condition.
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What are you talking about? His mom says he's a handsome dewd.
 
I wonder what happens if the loveshies discover Chris.
 
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