OKCupid update?

[hellbound]

So he still takes pride in sonichu, still falsely believes himself to be rational and creative, and still seeks companionship far beyond his means entirely on his own terms without compromise or understanding.

Nothing new under the sun, I suppose.

 

[Holdek]

I come back after a few days and WHAT?!
He gets his hair colored at a salon or Walmart or something, right? I pity the person who has to touch his hair...
And normally, I'd say that bleaching it would damage it, but in this case I don't think it would have made any difference.

Yeah, some people just really shouldn't have longer hair. Chris is one of those people. He simply cannot take care of it. Long hair requires care and attention that he doesn't have for it.

If he would just shampoo it every couple of days that would go a long way.

 

[Saney]

I come back after a few days and WHAT?!
He gets his hair colored at a salon or Walmart or something, right? I pity the person who has to touch his hair...
And normally, I'd say that bleaching it would damage it, but in this case I don't think it would have made any difference.

Yeah, some people just really shouldn't have longer hair. Chris is one of those people. He simply cannot take care of it. Long hair requires care and attention that he doesn't have for it.

If he would just shampoo it every couple of days that would go a long way.

I think shampoo may be toxic to him...or he built up an immunity to it.

 

[OR 345]

By the looks of it, a brush might be toxic to him as well.

 

[Rio]

I come back after a few days and WHAT?!
He gets his hair colored at a salon or Walmart or something, right? I pity the person who has to touch his hair...
And normally, I'd say that bleaching it would damage it, but in this case I don't think it would have made any difference.

Yeah, some people just really shouldn't have longer hair. Chris is one of those people. He simply cannot take care of it. Long hair requires care and attention that he doesn't have for it.

If he would just shampoo it every couple of days that would go a long way.

Shampooing it and brushing it at the very least. Even if he religiously washed it every other day, his hair is still so tangled and uncared for that it makes him look like a homeless person on a bad day.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

His bathroom is probably cluttered with garbage, like during the Jakie Saga, so there's no way he can go in on a regular basis and take a shower.

 

[Holdek]

I wish there was a way we could help Chris... It's awful seeing a person's life deteriorating before our very eyes...

If only there was some way to reach him in a way that he would actually listen, without getting defensive or upset...

Friend, Christory is filled with failed White Knights, and even White Knights-turned-troll due to madness. Not even Anna seems to be able to convince him to stay off the Internet or even change his phone number.

Well, if you really want to help Chris, here's what you do.

...

Or, you could just skip the whole thing.

Well yeah, I get that he is like that. But... I feel like what he needs right now is a friend. Someone who will push him in the right direction while still being friendly and NOT making demands. Maybe he might appreciate it more now then a couple years back, considering it seems like he's beginning to listen more...

Then again, he could act the exact same way and push everyone away unless theyre his dream girl.

I just think some of his defensiveness with people stems from the fact that people have a hard time being patient with him. Most of the conversations ive read (i havent read them all, im fairly new to the CWCki) lead into insults and rude behavior...

Of course its his responsibility to listen for himself. But when the other end is using words that make him feel looked down upon, he feels like people are just trying to mess with him.

I don't blame him for that... because if someone I didn't like was telling me how to live my life, I don't think I'd listen, either. Of course, theres a fine line... but still.

I just wonder if maybe he'd be open to friendly guidance now that its been a few years and hes begun to think more. I mean, he took some of the advice in the dating site thread... thats a start.

Buddy, I actually tried, seriously, Chris is the closest thing to immovable that I know of. For starters, the is literally no way of contacting him, (barring an in-person visit). I spent a while trying to figure out what to say to him in an email, you need to realize something, it doesn't matter what you say. He's so paranoid that NOTHING isn't a troll attack. And secondly, even if you could talk to him, you'd find that he wouldn't respond to jack shit, the reason we still have hope that he can change is his dating/FB stuff. He writes things about himself like anyone writes anything on the internet, as something that, theoretically could be true, but has never been done. He isn't just some selfish asshole, he's Our Pet Lolcow, 30 year old manchild who hasn't worked for anything in his life, without any real social interaction he's created his own world of selfishness, one which almost transcends the concept of selfishness. i.e he CAN'T see the world as being anything but one big TROLL responsible for his problems. In short, Chris has been raised and trained...to view the world and everyone in it HIS way...and there's not a damn thing that you're going to do about it. You're trying to erase 30 years of self-indulgent lies, that's not easy...I'm sure I came off as A-loggy there, but I'm being HONEST. All that being said, I'm not giving up on him, I'm ANYTHING but a white knight, but no one is beyond repair. I might take a trip out east sometime, if I do, I'm planning on stopping by 14 Branchland Ct., no trolling, no cameras, just a guy wanting to talk. I know that last statement is pretty weird and all, but there are a lot of people out there that have done some weird stuff cause of Chris, Asperchu, Liquid, Pickleman, hell, the CWCki is pretty impressive.

All I would say is...watch out for Barb.

All interpersonal relationships worth a damn are reciprocal. Chris doesn't grasp that very well. He wants to take, take, take, and in return he feels that he is giving "good-emotional-feelings" to you. But that doesn't even mean anything beyond repeated nothings that are completely hollow. Suppose you did his laundry, bought him video games, and listened to his problems all day. He might say something like "Mmm. I yuv yew. Yer so pretty."

Or give you a drawing. Which would of course be self-promotional because it would be of Sonichu.

 

[theWHYideneverends]

1: That is a McDonalds it seems as the electric "fireplace" most of them have is behind him
2: THAT PIC MY EYES ARE EXPLODING
3: His new Profile is lulz worthy. Also add the iPhone to the tugboat TOOT TOOT

 

[GroundUpSweetheart]

^ I misread you and thought he'd put up a new new profile pic but I did instead see that in "You should message me if" he's added:

"H) financially stable (I get along fair and surviving)"

If he's only looking for stability has he gotten less picky about salary on Matchlink.com or do you think he's going by a double standard for of stability?

 

[CatParty]

^ I misread you'd put and thought he'd put up a new new profile pic but I did instead see that in "You should message me if" he's added

"H) financially stable (I get along fair and surviving)"

If he's only looking for stability has he gotten less picky about salary on Matchlink.com or do you think he's going by a double standard for of stability?

Oh it's a total double standard. Because he is not looking for a healthy give and take relationship. He is strictly looking for a caretaker.

 

[Saney]

His bathroom is probably cluttered with garbage, like during the Jakie Saga, so there's no way he can go in on a regular basis and take a shower.

*Shudder* At this point, I have to wonder whether he bathes at all.

 

[Julaay]

That profile was sad, then it was immediately funny afterwards. If he is a TomGirl you would think he would put some makeup on over those zits and a comb to that hair. Also, the casual sex thing made me loose it. I'm laughing and puking!

 

[PCA]

Oh yeah Chris...your really going to reel in da babes with that pic!

 

[OR 345]

His bathroom is probably cluttered with garbage, like during the Jakie Saga, so there's no way he can go in on a regular basis and take a shower.

*Shudder* At this point, I have to wonder whether he bathes at all.

It's probably mostly Axe and Purell at this point. With the shape their house is in, I'd be surprised if they even had a properly functioning shower.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Hey, he's just keepin' it real, yo.

 

[LordCustos3]

His bathroom is probably cluttered with garbage, like during the Jakie Saga, so there's no way he can go in on a regular basis and take a shower.

*Shudder* At this point, I have to wonder whether he bathes at all.

It's probably mostly Axe and Purell at this point. With the shape their house is in, I'd be surprised if they even had a properly functioning shower.

Soooooo, the outermost layer of filth is sterile, and the Axe fumes just covers his chest and shoulders, but doesn't touch his crotch or armpits.

Wait. Something just dawned on me. If he is not showering, then he isn't using the Axe shower gel. He's just spraying a thin layer of the spray onto his B.O. tained flesh; and if he is still shitting himself, then he has the worst case of swamp-ass on earth. Even the homeless would be repelled by his aroma.

P.S.: Just had another weird thought.
I know there are fetishes for everything. Some folks genuinely prefer their lovers to be obese, or covered in feces, or non-human -- which is good for OPL because he can qualify for at least two out of three of those categories -- but is there such thing as someone who is sexually attracted to filthy, unwashed homeless ass-stank?
Is there such a thing as a Hobosexual?

 

[cypocryphy]

That also make me think...does Chris wipe properly?

Apologies for bringing up Chris and his feces...I know it's frowned upon...but I don't think we've ever gone into him and ass wiping. And "No shit is too minor" right?

 

[Null]

banned forever for grossing me out

 

[LM 697]

Is there such a thing as a Hobosexual?

 

[LordCustos3]

That also make me think...does Chris wipe properly?

I seriously doubt it.

Apologies for bringing up Chris and his feces...I know it's frowned upon...but I don't think we've ever gone into him and ass wiping. And "No shit is too minor" right?

As horrid as it is, Its not the feces, per se, that creeps me out.
I turn a bit green when I think about the diaper rash he probably has all down his inner thighs and between his gluets.

But, noooooooooo, he's not a manbaby.
"But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, contracted horrible diaper rash on their inner thighs...at least constantly in their lifetime. I mean, we're only demihumanoid. Nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions. Its a perfectly grown up thing to have diaper rash all down your inner thighs. Right? Not like I need butt garments to keep all that in."