Oldfag / Old Internet Sperging Thread - ILJ calls herself "anonymous," she is a hacker on steroids.

Is there a reason to? Checking it now it's nothing but marketing, clickbaity liberalism and pro-covid measures. Slashdot used to be nerds who pushed freedom above all else and now it looks like every other website out there. Same politics, same marketing, same lack of people posting there. Is the Slashdot effect real any more?
This is what happens when I go to Slashdot now:
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ETA: Remember Smokedot? Remember Kuro5hin? I can't believe I really thought that Scoop was going to change the world and lead us into a utopia of user-driven journalism. Instead we got ... fucking influencers.
 
Wow, two stale memes shared by actual boomers! You probably believe in meme magic unironically.
That's rather the point. /b/ reached an immature reddit with rage comics and advice animal memes. /pol/ reached so far it got facebook boomers, black twitter and every where in between. The content is stale but it's still being made and those 2 memes are the only memes left and still going strong 5 years after their peak. Can you think of any /b/ memes that lived five years?
 
That's rather the point. /b/ reached an immature reddit with rage comics and advice animal memes. /pol/ reached so far it got facebook boomers, black twitter and every where in between. The content is stale but it's still being made and those 2 memes are the only memes left and still going strong 5 years after their peak. Can you think of any /b/ memes that lived five years?
Nope, because people who think memes are srs bsns are actual retards. Congrats on celebrating meme necromancy, bud.
 
Jesus the earliest like events I remember were the original Jessi Slaughter thread and the Puddi shit.

I know I was around for lots of shit prior, but that's the earliest clear memory that I consider 'back in the day'.
 

DONT GO THERE GAIZ!! ITLL WRECK UR PC!!1!

I've got so much of this dumb gay shit and I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me smirk looking back. It might be autistic to be fond of old internet shit, but it's KF. Being autistic is the name of the game here.

That aside, anyone remember JoeCartoon?
Holy hell, I had forgotten about him. The newgrounds version of frog in a blender was my first introduction, around 2002-ish?
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Holy hell, I had forgotten about him. The newgrounds version of frog in a blender was my first introduction, around 2002-ish?
JoeCartoon had a theme of putting random characters into morbid situations and gutting them. Really appealed to my edgy sperglet side at the time. If I recall, Frog in a Blender actually went semi-viral (viral by the standards of a decade ago) and people who didn't even know what a computer was had heard about it. Good times.

Also, I loved Pico. That Friday Night Funkin game ruined him though.

Zoomers strike again. :heart-empty:
 
I can't pretend like I was ever an oldfag. I was a minor when I first started using the internet, I was way too young to ever have any business being on 4chan at the time, etc. With that in mind, it's so fucking baffling to me that people want to actually emulate the fucking autists of yore.
 
I can't pretend like I was ever an oldfag. I was a minor when I first started using the internet, I was way too young to ever have any business being on 4chan at the time, etc. With that in mind, it's so fucking baffling to me that people want to actually emulate the fucking autists of yore.
It's a combination of two things, I think. Youtubers like Whang, or even Filthy Frank who sort of summarize/embody the shitlording of the so-called "golden era" coupled with a lack of understanding the actual zeitgeist of it. Younger people don't understand that zeitgeist, the irony behind shitlording or the humor behind being an edgelord. They look at it, think it's actually cool to be like that, and emulate it irl.
 

DONT GO THERE GAIZ!! ITLL WRECK UR PC!!1!

I've got so much of this dumb gay shit and I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me smirk looking back. It might be autistic to be fond of old internet shit, but it's KF. Being autistic is the name of the game here.

That aside, anyone remember JoeCartoon?
Oh God I still have the DVD's. Just good ol' dumb fun courtesy of Flash.

Did anyone mention 4chan throwing a birthday party for a 90-year old?
 
Did anyone mention 4chan throwing a birthday party for a 90-year old?
Something I always loved about 4chan was how it would just randomly do something like this, often at the very same time as harassing people at their daughter's funeral with text messages of pictures of her shattered head, or getting revenge on someone for harming a cat. Usually for no reason at all. The class of these that always amused me were fast food employees posting fuckery they'd done to food, and they were usually such morons that they left exif data in, so they'd get doxed and people would call their employers and inform them of their exploits and they'd get fired.
 
Something I always loved about 4chan was how it would just randomly do something like this, often at the very same time as harassing people at their daughter's funeral with text messages of pictures of her shattered head, or getting revenge on someone for harming a cat. Usually for no reason at all. The class of these that always amused me were fast food employees posting fuckery they'd done to food, and they were usually such morons that they left exif data in, so they'd get doxed and people would call their employers and inform them of their exploits and they'd get fired.
What was the name of that wanna be school shooter who got owned because the EXIF had his dad's name? That was a good one.
 
He was such an hero, to take it all away ... He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind ... He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before an decade'd past. ... Lacking, nevermore, He died an hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore.
 
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