One Honest Awnser - Ask the Ahnest Pig

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If you knew in 2012-2014 how much extra money you could get from mentally or physically disabled people by pretending to be depressed, be completely incompetent with money, and have every relationship crumble to dust, but you'd have to give up your pride to the degree that it simply doesn't exist in 2019, would you do it?
 
Were you ever diagnosed with a learning disorder or anything similar ? Any kind of cognitive impairment that may hinder your attempts at playing games ?
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Were you ever diagnosed with a learning disorder or anything similar ? Any kind of cognitive impairment that may hinder your attempts at playing games ?
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Is not wearing your glasses and not caring about the job you despise a "learning disorder" now?
 
What's your password and email for your PayPal account?

Hey if he's gonna be "HAHNEST" might as well make it count.
 
The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Why not prove how good you are at fighting games by entering local tournaments, eliminating the problems you have with scrubs and lag?
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He's actually given, what I feel anyway, is his honest answer to this - he's afraid he will be attacked. If people know where he will be in the real world he thinks people will use it against him, and truthfully he's probably right to think that.
 
When you showed the controller to the camera, pointing to a button; saying you were blocking. Were you really?
 
MidUSA said:
When you showed the controller to the camera, pointing to a button; saying you were blocking. Were you really?
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now unless magic forced him to tell a truth not even hes aware of i think this is subjective, like sure phil always thinks hes blocking so his answer would be "yes i'm blocking" because that was his intended action
 
Hmmm being a rather new “detractor” I’m not sure I’d have the best questions but there are definitely some things that I’d love to know. I will stick to facts and stats mainly as despite being new I know of Dave’s ability to clear himself of wrongdoing by using the slightest little technicality as an out (see it wasn’t on twitch, and it wasn’t a mistake dumbasses).

First I would love to know how many of your much vaunted follower base on twitch are in fact banned primary or sick accounts, exact number is not needed but an accurate to within 5% percentage of unbanned accounts (I’d guess 80%+)

How many followers do you think you deserve? Real viewers per stream? Daily “interaction” ($$$)?

If you could focus on one type of game instead of your “variety” while making the money you feel you deserve (hopefully while not being a salty bitch while playing it since it would the genre and pay of your liking) what would it be?

Do you or do you not have a scat fetish/latent homosexual leanings?

And finally how much Thorazine is your soul mare on? (Or other psych med as her deamenor screams being zonked out of psych meds)
/autism

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If you could get every “detractor” deplatformed from the internet entirley but it meant you had to swallow your pride and sell both kahndos and settle into a normie-esqe living arrangement and had to actually manage your income properly would you do it?
 
tripmix said:
How tight was Leanna's vagina?
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I highly doubt Phil came equipped with the right tools to even gauge that. The average human vagina is between 3 and 4 inches deep, and stretches up to 200% that size during arousal. Needless to say however tight she was at the start of the relationship is exactly equivalent to how tight she was before she met Tyrone.
 
How much do you despise who you are?

How far has the divide grown, between what you expected for your life as an adolescent, to your life as a 37 year old twitch streamer

What is stopping you from being happy? Do you enjoy tripping over your dick everyday?

Detractors are dicks, but why do you feed them with hostility? You were the valedictorian, so I'm sure you have gotten used to people not appreciating your presence - why do you cope with your problems the way you do?

Pick one of the above, they all answer the same question.
 
If you could get the real, honest truth about one thing, what would it be? Would you want to know how old Panda was when they first started talking? Who's the father of Khet's baby? Was the Washington house really a chop shop? How much money does Phil spend on laxatives a year?

What are your favourite unanswered questions, if you could just get the lying cunt to tell the truth once? Tonight, on Phil's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries. Sponsored by Head & Shoulders.
 
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