One Honest Awnser - Ask the Ahnest Pig

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I can't think of one, really. The answer to everything I might be curious about is his own narcissistic, lazy, delusional attitude. There's nothing I would ask that wouldn't be answered with him just being generally shit at being an adult.

Maybe I would love a completely accurate rundown of all his financials just to see how badly he bullshits his viewers, but I kinda like the mystery of it because everything that runs Phil is about money. Revealing his financials would be like ripping the beard off Santa Claus.
 
Erect penis length, but measured in metric units so we can have 30+ pages of spurging about how his dick's dox are clearly fake because everyone the world over only measures penis length in Imperial units.

And of course circumcision status. As a child of Catholic parents in the early 80's in America I assume he was cut at birth, but maybe he's got a grubby little dog dick down there. If he is cut maybe he's using cock-weights to try to stretch out a new one?

I would also like a demonstration of him attempting 1 single push-up for informational purposes.

Edit: For future reference a new thread (rightly) got merged into this thread, which is why I'm asking about his dick size twice. Ever since the days of the Dutch Hooker saga I've been disappointed it was a catfish because the posts they made about 'how sexually unsatisfying Phil's tiny penis is' were funny to me and now were back to it being an unknown :(
 
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The financials would be a good one. To me the smoking gun will always be a flat answer to the question of how he afforded to fly Kat around the country and move her out. Either he lied about being broke in general, or he lied about the fundraiser money being for taxes. There's no gray area he can used to navigate that one with the way he played it.

I would be interested to know the full story of what happened with Leanna. I think the story is probably not just severely humiliating, but paints Phil in an atrocious light, considering it already does that with the small chunk we do know.

But hey, we got the answer to the BIGGEST question, thanks to The Quartering. No longer will we toss and turn all night wondering "Where did the load go? <eggplant emoji>".
 
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in DSP's house. See what his typical week is like, considering 9 times out of 10, he stays in that house all the time. Who buys food? How often he leaves and why? How much gin is in his room?
 
Pargon said:
I want to know exactly what the fuck he does on his day off that makes him so supposedly busy.
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He gets up extra early at 10:00am

Takes Kat out for breakfast.

Goes to Fred Meyer, Target, Safeway, Trader Joe's, and then to the mall.

Heads back home to have Kat unload the groceries because Phil has a bad back.

Takes Kat out to lunch because he is too exhausted from shopping to cook.

Goes to Best Buy or whatever other place to buy Blu Rays.

Stop by Sonic or Dairy Queen for a quick snack.

Hit up the liquor store for a couple litres of gin "in case they need to entertain guests".

Back home to help Kat with laundry by watching television.

Time to go out to eat at a nice sit down restaurant. Honest to God, the one time a week he gets to splurge a little.

Time for bed. Phil goes to his room and tweets while Kat goes to her room and plays Skyrim.
 
Sparkletor said:
He gets up extra early at 10:00am

Takes Kat out for breakfast.

Goes to Fred Meyer, Target, Safeway, Trader Joe's, and then to the mall.

Heads back home to have Kat unload the groceries because Phil has a bad back.

Takes Kat out to lunch because he is too exhausted from shopping to cook.

Goes to Best Buy or whatever other place to buy Blu Rays.

Stop by Sonic or Dairy Queen for a quick snack.

Hit up the liquor store for a couple litres of gin "in case they need to entertain guests".

Back home to help Kat with laundry by watching television.

Time to go out to eat at a nice sit down restaurant. Honest to God, the one time a week he gets to splurge a little.

Time for bed. Phil goes to his room and tweets while Kat goes to her room and plays Skyrim.
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No poor person was ever tired just from a day of spending so much money. Just sayin'.
 
Most of the basic ones people have already covered but mine would be if you take the span of say two months how much interaction with other people face to face and the second is all this shit about Kat and her coworkers knowing about him. Oh and also Subaru Man but that ship has sailed unfortunately cause some people around here had to blow their load early and scare away a potential goldmine.
 
Just HOW much money does he owe to the various places he's mentioned?

Leanna's side of the whole break-up fiasco.
 
Other than what people have already suggested, I'd love to know what he was like at university and Best Buy/Wells Fargo/Helicopter Support . His stories from there are such obvious bullshit that I'm curious if he's trying to cover up something really terrible, or if he's just trying to pretend he wasn't the weird kid that everybody avoided.
 
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