One Honest Awnser - Ask the Ahnest Pig

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He gets up extra early at 10:00am

Takes Kat out for breakfast.

You forgot the 3 hour, sit til your legs go numb, die like Elvis shit he tries to take, being constipated from thinking potatoes are vegetables and dodging salad like a great, fat salad dodger.


I'd like to know what the fuck made him make the noise he does between 00:05 -

Oh, my god, I missed the noise when I saw this. Oh, my god, he has no idea how to human.
 
Erect penis length, but measured in metric units
Going the Polish route, he'll measure from the top of his asscrack so it adds an extra foot in length. So he'll tell you that his 100% pure-blood Italian sauce (by way of Poland) shoots out of a 53cm magnum dong.
 
I think what I'd really like to hear is the truth about his courtship and cohabitation with Kat. Did he know she was cheating on Subaru Man, did he really pretend to be (more of) an alcoholic to get her sympathy, do they have a "housework for shelter" contract drawn up, do they ever really sleep in the same bed, and so on.
 
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