Operation Chris Eater commences

[Billy_Sama]

So the sentencing has been move to April? That gives Chris a bit of time to harass more shoppers and employees and mail some more glitter bombs to Sega for his blue arm crusade.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Goddammn. Its like a TMZ shit with autism or something.

 

[Sonic Boom]

So the sentencing has been move to April? That gives Chris a bit of time to harass more shoppers and employees and mail some more glitter bombs to Sega for his blue arm crusade.

I think the trial is April. Sentencing is probably later on, if he is convicted. I wonder how many days he will try to drag the trial on.

 

[Zvantastika]

I forgot to mention this minor detail. But I think the whole Chris-Tran thing is for the long haul. The lower right windows at 14 BC were sporting a LGBT rainbow flag. I wonder how/why Barb is tolerating it.

Not sure that "tolerating" is the right word... I'd go with "not giving a shit anymore", otherwise she would had asked Chris to dress properly for the occasion, which to me he wasn't. At least that's what I think.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I thought Son-Chu was an older car. When did he get this one?

November, maybe? Chris made a Facebook post about it. It's a used Ford Focus (2010, if I recall correctly) from a local car dealer.

 

[Thetan]

I thought Son-Chu was an older car. When did he get this one?

Chris got the new car sometime around September 24th, 2014. I don't remember if the information was made public, but I can share this bit from a chat between him and Catie.

Yes, we will get all of our things paid for. The New Vehicle was my Mother's Idea Originally; she wanted another van. She was unapproved for a loan, so I had to come in and be the main signature on the loan and car, with Barbara Anne being the co-owner. So, while the car legally IS mine, She will be making the payments on it.

Not surprisingly, he got one of those car loans for people with shit credit. His payments are somewhere around $300/month for 5 or 6 years.

And LOL - Chris was approved for a loan and Barb wasn't. Go fucking figure....

Edit: More about the car....

My mother wanted another vehicle because the BMW was a manual transmission. She wanted an optical with automatic transmission. So she came up with the idea of getting another van, and after she searched I found the Ford Focus. Aside from that, and the other reason she had mine are around. But I think mainly she wants she told me, was for helping transport our boxes of stuff from the house in about a month or two or less.

At least he spelled "manual" correctly this time.

 

[PastorOfMuppets]

I think the trial is April. Sentencing is probably later on, if he is convicted. I wonder how many days he will try to drag the trial on.

"Drag" the trial on. Nice touch.

 

[LordCustos3]

Wow, so Chris actually wore his graduation ring after all.

Well, of course, if he were called to the stand, he'd need to be wearing that because
1) It signifies that what he is saying on the witless stand is Honest and True.
AAAAAND

Spoiler: The Real Reason

2) If the case goes against him, he can activate his Electric Hedgehog Powers

 

[crash]

Could Chris' disdain for being referred to as male be elaborated? I mean, it's obvious he doesn't like it, I'm just wondering if anything specific happened or was said.

 

[Justlurkin]

Are you sure he didn't notice you at 14 BC?
I'm surprised we didn't have an update about you yet.

 

[Rammspieler]

W

Could Chris' disdain for being referred to as male be elaborated? I mean, it's obvious he doesn't like it, I'm just wondering if anything specific happened or was said.

Well besides his lawyer asking Barb if he could speak with her "son" as well as the court officers calling him up to the stand as a Mr. and the looks of disgust he had whenever he was referred to as male, I think it was obvious.

Are you sure he didn't notice you at 14 BC?
I'm surprised we didn't have an update about you yet.

I'm pretty sure they did. If not, then I would be surprised.

 

[Zvantastika]

Chris got the new car sometime around September 24th, 2014. I don't remember if the information was made public, but I can share this bit from a chat between him and Catie.

Not surprisingly, he got one of those car loans for people with shit credit. His payments are somewhere around $300/month for 5 or 6 years.

And LOL - Chris was approved for a loan and Barb wasn't. Go fucking figure....

Edit: More about the car....


At least he spelled "manual" correctly this time.

He bragged about the loan on his Facebook, there's a thread about it but got locked because everybody started talking about cars in general.

I'm pretty sure they did. If not, then I would be surprised.

So we can probably expect a Facebook status complaining how "trolls" are stalking him.

 

[Blueberry]

Barb looks ancient

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm pretty sure they did. If not, then I would be surprised.

/!\ Guards are now looking for a suspicious investigator(?)

What were you wearing at the time, if I may ask?

 

[Justlurkin]

I'm pretty sure they did. If not, then I would be surprised.

Thanks.
Last question from me, some people noted the dead trees in the backyard photo, how terrible was 14 BC's garden compared to the rest of the cul-de-sac? Were the rest of the neighbourhood's yards as bad?

 

[Rammspieler]

/!\ Guards are now looking for a suspicious investigator(?)

What were you wearing at the time, if I may ask?

Well not wishing to have my face noticed, I put on my aviators and my cowboy hat.

Thanks.
Last question from me, some people noted the dead trees in the backyard photo, how terrible was 14 BC's garden compared to the rest of the cul-de-sac? Were the rest of the neighbourhood's yards as bad?

Pretty much. Right across the street, there was a wrecked tractor with graffiti on it. Lots of dead shrubbery.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think it was obvious.

It reminds me of the "this is how the trial went" account by @Cyan and @Indigo. Chris was very displeased to hear himself referred to as an "adult autistic child". If the lawyer refers to him an "adult autistic boy", I fear that may make Chris snap.

Also, about the whole misogyny thing - I wonder if the ideal woman that Chris wants to be with this whole "tomgirl" stuff is the stereotypical man-hating lesbian feminist (most likely picked up from TV)?

 

[Gensdupays]

I never thought I'd see the day where Chris would complain about soggy knees.

 

[Shadow]

Picturing Chris's face when they called him male is fun. Like an angry three year old who can express themself no other way than to just FROWN AND POUT as hard as humanly possible.

 

[repentance]

I do think the "should we tell them about the trolls" question indicates that Chris doesn't comprehend how court proceedings work and that he'll be expected to answer only the specific questions put to him and not go off on tangents or try to use the courtroom as a platform for detailing his grievances against the world. Chris testifying in the narrative would be entertaining as fuck, but no sane lawyer is going to let that happen.