Operation Chris Eater commences

[cans.wav]

If they were just arriving to 14BLC as you were leaving, can we assume they no longer live at the rental house?

 

[EI 903]

If they were just arriving to 14BLC as you were leaving, can we assume they no longer live at the rental house?

They've been back at 14BLC for a bit now.

 

[Mick92]

Oh yeah, Chris' mad parking skills with Son-Chu. It does sound like it needs an oil change.

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Son-Chu II: Proudly carrying on the noble legacy of blue, sticker-covered Fords serving as the ride for OPL :')

 

[Zvantastika]

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I'd do a 'shop of that creepy sanic totem in one of the windows, but I think I suck at that sort of thing.

Oh hey, look what I found!... lies, I didn't found it, still:

Spoiler: Seizure, creepy, etc, fair warning.

 

[Skeletor]

One thing that baffles me in the video is how Chris has lost so much weight. Either that, or he always had weak, twiggy looking legs.

That weight loss could be adult-onset diabetes. Or else he's been eating healthier and getting exercise. You make the call.

 

[Rogowski]

I'll be patiently waiting for a Facebook post in which Chris rants about the idiot male in the cowboy hat sent by the dang, dirty, trolls to take pictures of his house.

 

[Cwksand]

Okay, I'm not reading 25 pages. What page has the actual content?

 

[EI 903]

Okay, I'm not reading 25 pages. What page has the actual content?

Don't do this.

 

[Iamthatis]

The most facisnating thing for me is that Barb seems to have embraced Christal in his tomgirl tranny cross-dresser born with a male body and lesbian female soul form. I recall a while back either Marvin or Thetan saying that Barb had threatened Chris over his tomgirlism. It's almost like they have both gone through a transformation they are both new people. Snorlax has evolved into Barbra Anne and Christian has evolved into Christal. They both in their minds strong independent women and in reality more like a strange version of Divine and the Egg lady.

Spoiler: Life Imitates art.

 

[Ca Ira]

Son-Chu II: Proudly carrying on the noble legacy of blue, sticker-covered Fords serving as the ride for OPL :')

Son of Son-Chu?

Okay, I'm not reading 25 pages. What page has the actual content?

Try the top of page 22.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I forgot to mention this minor detail. But I think the whole Chris-Tran thing is for the long haul. The lower right windows at 14 BC were sporting a LGBT rainbow flag. I wonder how/why Barb is tolerating it.

It does not impede her sitting around and farting, so why attempt to get up and stop it? From your video, she looks like a shuffling, feeble old bag of bones. She probably no longer has the motivation to confront Chris unless it's particularly important.

And for all of his online insanity, it's odd to see him out in public like that. He's a very small and pitiable thing to look at. You can tell just by his movements that he's a little boy in that body.

 

[Skeletor]

If she had diabetes or anything like that Chris would beg everyone on Facebook for money to "treat his mother" (and by "treating his mother" I of course mean buying legos).

There's a medicine that makes you pee a lot and at the same time kill your appetite allowing you to lose weight without eating healthy or exercising. I think it's more likely Barb is taking that or a similar supplement.

I hate to be morbid, but rapid weight loss in the elderly is usually not a good sign. There's no magic supplement that turns you from snorlax to what we;ve seen today.

 

[bigshot]

That crabdomen is a sign of ill health. Skinny legs and arms don't mean you're healthy.

 

[bigshot]

But I do think it was rude of Chris to dash ahead and leave her on the steps as they left.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I hate to be morbid, but rapid weight loss in the elderly is usually not a good sign. There's no magic supplement that turns you from snorlax to what we;ve seen today.

Marvin has mentioned in the past that Barb had lost quite a bit of weight. At her age, it could be either something good (low thyroid being treated, for example ) or something bad (ongoing disease process).

She looked averagely spry for 73 in the video, though, which surprised me. The way Chris acted all martyrlike in the Catie texts, I expected her to be almost immobile.

 

[Rammspieler]

Too bad I couldn't get a look at her face. I wanted to see if she really did have teeth issues.

 

[Thetan]

She looked averagely spry for 73 in the video, though, which surprised me. The way Chris acted all martyrlike in the Catie texts, I expected her to be almost immobile.

When Catie met Barb, she mentioned that she didn't seem at all feeble and gets about just fine. She's also not going to lift a finger to do anything for herself as long as she's got Chris to act as her personal servant.

She must have been feeling particularly spry on the day that she decided to try flirting with the construction workers. Remember that?

Barb's tendency to sleep a lot could be due to her having depression (which wouldn't surprise me, all things considered) and / or laziness.

 

[The Other Chandler]

Didn't Chris say Barb had survived breast cancer? Could that have to do with the weight loss? I'm a little vague on whether or not the breast cancer was recent or if Chris was bringing up something from a long time ago.

 

[CWCchange]

As expected, Chris was uncooperative and received a continuance. In addition to costing the court further unnecessary tax dollars, he will receive two tugboats between now and April.

I'd call him a welfare queen, but Chris would take it as a compliment.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

He's a welfare dust bunny.