Operation Chris Eater commences

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It gets me that even at an extremely minor preliminary hearing, Chris is such a weird character that he brings the lolz.

I wish our brave witnesses were able to hear what the defense lawyer was saying about Chris' ensemble to the judge. Remember that this guy was unprepared to defend Chris at the time and asked for a continuation, so it must have been some epic ad-libbing on his part.

And let's all keep this poor guy in our prayers, because he's sure to endure weeks of CWC jibbering and ravings that Rob Bell had to put up with, but is getting paid nowhere near the same amount on his County salary.
 
Thank you Rammspieler, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

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Long time lurker, first time poster here. I'm not trying to steal Rammspieler's thunder, but I was at the hearing this morning too (I live 10 mins. away from the courthouse) and thought I'd give you guys a bit of info about what happened before he posts his account. I don't have any timestamped pics or anything to prove it, but I've got no reason to lie to any of you.

I sat in the back of the courtroom, since I was trying really hard to be inconspicuous, but as a result of that it was hard for me to hear much of anything. I can't give you much in the way of specific dialogue... Rammspieler (at least, the person I believe was him) had a better vantage point, so expect more from him there.

Anyway, Chris WAS wearing women's clothes, but didn't look like as much of a disaster as usual. He was wearing a black cardigan and long dark-blue skirt with white stripes, along with dark-blue leggings and a pair of tan boots. His hair still looked pretty terrible, pretty much the same as it was in his mugshot. Barb was with him, wearing what looked like a red wool coat.

Chris looked pretty nervous while he was waiting for things to get started. He was fidgeting a lot and kept leaning over to ask her questions. I'm pretty sure I heard him ask "Do you think we should tell them about our troll problems?" once, which made me smile inside.

They called Chris up pretty quickly - his case was one of the first ones to go through. Naturally, even though there were 2 or 3 female PDs in the courtroom, Chris got the one BRUTE MALE of the lot. He was summoned as "Mr. Chandler," which I doubt he liked much. I heard the PD make a brief comment about Chris' appearance, but didn't hear exactly what was said.

The PD, Chris, and the judge spoke with each other for about 2 minutes, and eventually the ruling was for a continuation on April 2nd. The two of them left the courtroom, only to come back in about a minute or two later, with Chris chiding his mother. "What were you thinking, Barbara Ann?" I guess Barb had already forgotten the date of the next hearing, or maybe she thought they needed to come back later in the day for something. Anyway, she and Chris spoke to the PD for another minute or two. I heard the PD say this to them: "I said you're free to go... Yes, it's April 2nd. April 2nd, I can write that down for you if you want." He looked just a little annoyed, because even this short exchange was enough to hold things up. Chris and Barb were blocking the middle of the courtroom while this was happening, and the judge had to ask them to move out of the way so the next guy up could get through.

The two of them left a little while later. All Chris had to say on his way out was "Welp," accompanied by a stress sigh.

I didn't follow them out. Didn't want to overdo it and end up looking like a ween.

I'm curious myself about what Rammspieler was able to overhear, but maybe this will tide you all over in the meanwhile.

Okay, I'm back home and tired as fuck. Despite the continuance of the case until April 2nd, I'm glad to have been there and have been in the presence of Manbaby and Barb themselves. I wish I was a better videographer/photographer and had taken better shots of them, all I got was a video of them leaving court as well as a video of 14 BC.

I'm also glad that Zeonista posted and filled in for the details I wasn't able to pick up on. But the truth is that it was a very "active" courtroom and everybody was moving around and whispering to each other, so it is possible that I may have misheard some things.

Anyway, I got there like at 8:50 and after taking off my fucking studded belt and fishing keys out of my pocket to pass the metal detector, I finally sat myself down in the courtroom. But still no sign of Chris. In fact, I was almost expecting him to be a no show. I started jotting down my notes and everything, when I look up, wondering of he wasn't coming, when I hear close to me a VERY FAMILIAR VOICE. I look to my right, and sitting in the bench in front of meat the very end of it, I saw him. My face just lit up and I knew right then and there that the trip was worth it. This is the closest thing I'll ever experience to having met a movie star is basically my sentiment. And right in front of me was a woman whom at first I thought was either his attorney or even Rocky Shoemaker. I was wondering whom she was for the longest until, his PD showed up and asked to speak with her son. So confirmed Snorlax. Also, he didn't seem to be too pleased with the PD referring to him as male.

I can confirm what Zeonista saw and heard and indeed he was in full tomgirl attire. Ridiculous blue eyeshadow and all. Barb's red overcoat was covered in animal fur so I guess they must have pets. I can also confirm his constant sighing and nervousness. He couldn't stop shaking his leg. He also bore the same expression that he was wearing for his mugshot. He was obviously Stressed and displeased! There was even a moment when he kinda turned around and looked at me with what seemed to be suspicion. Was I that obvious? The guy with the faux vintage Star Wars Episode IV Hong Kong movie poster shirt and the notepad, writing down everything?

Like I said, it was a relatively noisy courtroom, so I couldn't catch the gist of most of the whispering. But I did catch him asking Barb that the PD and the judge should be made aware of the "troll problem". Like Zeonista, I couldn't help but smile. But he then went on in what seemed to be a rant about misogyny and misogynists. I guess he was hoping that the MALE judge wouldn't be such. What really called my attention was the way they carried on. If you didn't know they were mother and son, you could swear that they looked like a really creepy Cougar/Cub romantic relationship. The way they held each others backs, to him telling her "I love you". I was also able to notice that he was wearing a graduation ring. I guess from his high school? I couldn't make out the letters, but the stone was purple. He then said something about hoping that "he wasn't a chicken" and Barb replied that "he" won't be. I guess they were talking about the lawyer. Speaking of...

The PD was this handsome, lean dude in his mid to late 20's. Had curly hair and a trimmed beard. If you took off his suit and left his glasses on, he would make a great hipster at some microbrewery. The reason why I at first assumed that they hired him was because I noticed in Chris' Lego notebook a business card with a written phone number and the name of what looked to be "Max Rippoli" I knew it was Italian and the judge did utter a similar surname when telling Chris that said person couldn't defend him. The first name was definitely "Max" though. Barb's advice for Chris when in the Stand was to stand up straight and smile. Anyway, once the judge granted the continuance, I took that as my cue to leave and stand by to take visuals. So while I was outside, turning my phone on and trying to get the camera to work was when Zeonista witnessed what took place after I left and before they left. Anyway on to video evidence!


That was them leaving the courthouse. You can confirm it is them because Chris is wearing the same clothes in Zeonista's description.

Also, 14 BC: The Movie!

Thank you both for existing. Great work. The feels, man... :heart-full:

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Well looks like I owe the cwciki $15.

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I know it's a bit late but..you live in charlottesville? May god have mercy on your poor poor soul. I'm so so sorry

Yeah. I am not originally from Charlottesville but that's where I currently live. It's really not a bad place at all. The areas near UVA have a definite "college town" feel to them, while the rest of the central areas including the Downtown Mall have more of a quaint, Portlandia-esque hipster feel to them with a lot of independent coffee shops, bookstores, and things like that. There are plenty of local restaurants, bars, places to hear live music, etc. Some people compare it to Austin, TX since, like Austin, Charlottesville is a patch of strong liberalism in the middle of a rather conservative state. So far I haven't stumbled upon anything Chris-related here, though I also haven't been particularly looking for it.

Ruckersville, from what I hear, is a different story, and it doesn't look like there is much of anything to do there other than go to chain restaurants and attend church. Greene County is also apparently really conservative, in contrast to Charlottesville.
 
There's never been any proof that Barb had breast cancer beyond what Chris has claimed.

The safe bet is that Barb had been sick at some point and had to go to the hospital. From there either Chris jumped to the conclusion that Barb had cancer or that Barb has exaggerated her illness (in order to guilt and manipulate) and Chris is just parroting what she's said.

We also would have probably heard something about Barb's breast cancer from Chris himself, he was pretty open with sharing the details of Bob's illness.
 
Sorry for late, but whats with the A-Log warning at the top. Am i missing something?

I'm guessing it's because of Chris's court appearances (the one that happened yesterday and the one that will be happening in April). Because this is extreme even for Chris (especially considering that it's his second run-in with the law), there are bound to be a lot of weens and A-Logs coming out of the woodwork to bash Chris more than necessary. The A-Log warning is there to remind people not to go overboard when discussing Chris.
 
Or even a group maybe? I think anything like this should be kept low-key, the potential for weenery is immense.

Eh I think it would be kept in check. The arrest of those dumb enough to make a trolling attempt at a courthouse would be a bonus sideshow for the rest of us who go to see the trial.

Should Chris be silly enough to take his case to trial I might actually fly back to the US to see it.
 
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I am no legal expert, why do you all think the judge decide to continue his trial?
 
So is Chris finally thinner not because he's making an effort to be healthy, but because he literally doesn't have any money for food? I think someone 'in the know' mentioned something like this but I don't know if they specified if Chris puts Lego above food.
 
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