Operation Chris Eater commences

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Jesus, I think Chris looks worse than Barb in that video. If I hadn't known what they looked like before, I would have thought Barb was that straw-haired, hunched-over homeless old lady in the shapeless, matronly outfit.

 

[Lipitor]

I like how his mommy makes payments on the car, but the car "IS mine". Manbaby

 

[AnOminous]

I think the trial is April. Sentencing is probably later on, if he is convicted. I wonder how many days he will try to drag the trial on.

No. Chris was unrepresented and apparently didn't enter a plea. The April 2 date is also a Thursday at 9:30 a.m., which is the day of the week and the time the court reserves for preliminary hearings.

So in April, the preliminary hearing that was originally scheduled for today will happen, and any further dates will be docketed then.

Or possibly a plea bargain will be reached before then.

 

[DoritoPope]

Wait, in the video, is Chris wearing Uggs?

Is he seriously wearing Uggs?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This... Is going to be an intense wait.

Hopefully Christina Aguilera can contain herself.

 

[qld]

Are you sure he didn't notice you at 14 BC?
I'm surprised we didn't have an update about you yet.

I didn't see the Focus in the driveway, was Chris home at the time?

 

[Lipitor]

I didn't see the Focus in the driveway, was Chris home at the time?

I doubt it, he always parks in the same spot. His car wasn't there. Seems like Rammspieler stopped by right after court got out. When have you ever known Chris and Barb to leave the house without at least stopping somewhere to gorge their gluttonous faces?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The PD was this handsome, lean dude in his mid to late 20's. Had curly hair and a trimmed beard. If you took off his suit and left his glasses on, he would make a great hipster at some microbrewery.

Damn, he sounds hot. Jusstsayin.

I have to draw Chris in court today, brb.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

One thing that baffles me in the video is how Chris has lost so much weight. Either that, or he always had weak, twiggy looking legs.

 

[Holdek]

Spoiler

Also, 14 BC: The Movie!

Nice, a shout-out for Bob's greenhouse!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

The windows to 14BC House are so goddamn creepy. I mean it's obvious what shape it's in, but something about that deep black/white frame stares into my soul.

 

[Rammspieler]

I didn't see the Focus in the driveway, was Chris home at the time?

No. But they were just arriving after I managed to snap the picture with the Kiwi Farms sign I made.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

something about that deep black/white frame stares into my soul.

Spoiler

I'd do a 'shop of that creepy sanic totem in one of the windows, but I think I suck at that sort of thing.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

One thing that baffles me in the video is how Chris has lost so much weight. Either that, or he always had weak, twiggy looking legs.

Type II Diabetes would explain his rapid weight loss.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

I'm so excited to hear the reports.

More riveting than the OJ trial.

Probably will end the same too. Idiot gets off on a technicality.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

BARBARA ANNE! WHAT WER YOU THINKING?!

Wait, in the video, is Chris wearing Uggs?

Is he seriously wearing Uggs?

Girl, you know they the walmart bobo ones. Also, he was totally wearing those multicolored exercise leggings that are in with the skinny chix.

 

[Donald Duck]

What really called my attention was the way they carried on. If you didn't know they were mother and son, you could swear that they looked like a really creepy Cougar/Cub romantic relationship. The way they held each others backs, to him telling her "I love you".

Because continuing to call her "mommy" while they spoon is getting incredibly awkward.

I WAS KIDDING!!!

 

[Francis York Morgan]

One thing that baffles me in the video is how Chris has lost so much weight. Either that, or he always had weak, twiggy looking legs.

He never willingly does any physical activity so it makes sense that his arms and legs are scrawny. All the weight is up at his stomach, chest, and face it seems.

Also, the Chandler finances being what they are probably means Chris gets fewer opportunities to gorge himself on fast food and sweets like he used to.

 

[DrJoshii]

Type II Diabetes would explain his rapid weight loss.

If she had diabetes or anything like that Chris would beg everyone on Facebook for money to "treat his mother" (and by "treating his mother" I of course mean buying legos).

There's a medicine that makes you pee a lot and at the same time kill your appetite allowing you to lose weight without eating healthy or exercising. I think it's more likely Barb is taking that or a similar supplement.

 

[Lipitor]

I never thought I'd see the day where Chris would complain about soggy knees.

The weird thing is that this is one of the few areas it's actually in his benefit to be a woman. Women get less severe sentences for the same crimes as men. So he really doesn't have to worry. Of course I think we all know this is just excuse gathering for chris. Anything to make him look like the victim, because god forbid he take some form of responsibility. Fighting this isn't gonna yield any better of an outcome than accepting blame, but he just can't bring himself to admit fault. He probably just saw this kind of behavior from his LGBT events, and decided to assimilate it for his own. Better to just assume any future outcome will be the result of misogyny on no basis than to go up there and apologize.