Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder if Jace actually cares that Eli would have to confess about this asinine plot - and give names - at this point to ensure he could return home, as those few flights out of there to the US are going to be booked as all hell.

 

[Burned Man]

So the end game for Eli is to kill a prime ministers and extract Tupac and yet there are zero plans to leave the country? I think Tupac might be better off in the rap bunker than in the Deagle Nation's hands.

 

[Pikonic]

So the end game for Eli is to kill a prime ministers and extract Tupac and yet there are zero plans to leave the country? I think Tupac might be better off in the rap bunker than in the Deagle Nation's hands.

I think he's better off dead.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Isn't Tupac a hologram now? Eli just needs to turn off the lightbee and stick him in his pocket.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I wonder if Jace actually cares that Eli would have to confess about this asinine plot - and give names - at this point to ensure he could return home, as those few flights out of there to the US are going to be booked as all hell.

All right, well, devil's advocate here. Assuming that this is all real and not some kind of pre-planned joke trip by Eli, even if he did somehow get captured and tell them the reasons he flew over, I have my doubts about whether they would believe it. If I was in the IDF's shoes, I know I wouldn't.

Fact is indeed stranger than fiction.

So the end game for Eli is to kill a prime ministers and extract Tupac and yet there are zero plans to leave the country? I think Tupac might be better off in the rap bunker than in the Deagle Nation's hands.

Plans to leave? Oh yes they do.

I'm pretty sure it's something that looks like this:

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I hope Eli comes back safe. Not just because it'd suck for anyone to get caught up in that mess but because if anything were to happen to him it'd just solidify Jace's delusions. To him it wouldn't be an event where he got a friend killed due to his own stupidity but rather one where a Deagle Nation soldier died in the line of duty.

Eli's "informant" was just him asking the local cops where Tupac was hidden so I think he'll be fine as long as he doesn't spout stupid shit that the locals can understand.

 

[Some JERK]

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[Trombonista]

Why do so many people believe Tupac's still alive? His last posthumous album was released in 2006.

 

[Some JERK]

Looks like he's really in the jungle now. If he were with some kinda tour group, would they let him wander off like that?

I'm currently following it to try to find the "pink fucking faggot building".

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EDIT: Nevermind, looks like you already got it. Yeah, he hasn't gone more than a block away from whichever hotel he's in (I'm almost positive he's not staying in the David Inter-continental. that place is like $300 a night.)

 

[Seahorses]

Why do so many people believe Tupac's still alive? His last posthumous album was released in 2006.

DeagleNation HQ just received credible intel that he is ALIVE. Just be chill ok?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Why do so many people believe Tupac's still alive? His last posthumous album was released in 2006.

Weird timing. I remember Tupac had just been killed an he had a music video out where he played the ghost of a guy who just got shot. He also sometimes rapped under the name Makaveli which people then started comparing to Niccolò Machiavelli and trying too hard to find secret meanings.

 

[jogurt]

my prediction: Eli is staying with relatives. His cousin did time in the IDF (like all good jews) and that's his "military contact".
Eli is doing this to get the Xbone from Jace. He has no intentions of going into Gaza and will give some inane bullshit reason why he couldn't go (not that he could if he tried).

I'm thinking the BirthRight thing was another false flag from Jace and Co. since Eli's videos don't ever show him being part of a guided tour (that wrong plane false flag was amazing! ). Jace mentioned in the latest stream that he had paid for a one way plane ticket but that it was "amazingly cheap" - which leads me to think that he didn't actually pay for the ticket, but got talked into giving a couple hundred dollars in cash to Eli.

If I'm completely wrong then Eli better start worrying since the Israelis have extensive experience in torturing and killing kids.


edit: Is it odd that Eli doesn't have any luggage? When he was in Jace's car he just hopped out the front seat, slammed the door as Jace was saying "Stay Frosty" and then Jace left. No opening of the rear doors or the trunk.

 

[waffle]

He had an overnight type bag with "the weapon" in it atleast. I think he just had it in the floor pan.

 

[homerbeoulve]

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A warning to Jace.

 

[OBAMATRON]

These tryhards doing the islam impersonations are getting old. The only ones Jace listens to are the ones that he basically knows.

Also, Jace has a voicemail from a black sounding person, which proves that Tupac is alive. How? No clue.

 

[Varis]

He had an overnight type bag with "the weapon" in it atleast. I think he just had it in the floor pan.

Could be a backpack, so he can use both of his hands to record.

I find it interesting that Eli is so careful not to film himself. We haven't seen anything but his sandals so far.

 

[DC 740]

I seriously cannot believe this. I'm catching up to the thread now and... I've been on the net for a good while, ya know. Goatse, lasagna tub, crime photos, some fucked shit I didn't want to know about. Following Chris of course, among other tards... But this. THIS. I really do hope the previous poster was right about him staying with family or else Eli is going to fucking die.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I seriously cannot believe this. I'm catching up to the thread now and... I've been on the net for a good while, ya know. Goatse, lasagna tub, crime photos, some fucked shit I didn't want to know about. Following Chris of course, among other tards... But this. THIS. I really do hope the previous poster was right about him staying with family or else Eli is going to fucking die.

Eli might be inclined to leave Tel Aviv if he is as autistic as he seem to be. Be on the lookout for headlines like "Young American Citizen is Taken Hostage in Gaza" and "To Save Tupac and to Get a Xbox One" Says Kidnappers For Reason Of American Citizen Being In Gaza"

 

[A-№1]

Forgive me for being ignorant, but are Israeli police the torturing type?

I think a better questing is are the Israeli police smart enough to tell the difference between someone worth torturing and some dumbass American kid with no real business in the country? That being said, he could very well be in for some rough handling while they work out the difference.

Why do so many people believe Tupac's still alive? His last posthumous album was released in 2006.

You could ask the same about Elvis and Paul McCartney.

Jace mentioned in the latest stream that he had paid for a one way plane ticket but that it was "amazingly cheap" - which leads me to think that he didn't actually pay for the ticket, but got talked into giving a couple hundred dollars in cash to Eli.

To be fair, I suspect there are a lot of empty seats on flights into Israel right now. It's not too much of a stretch that they could have gotten a deal.

These tryhards doing the islam impersonations are getting old.

"Getting"?

or else Eli is going to fucking die.

Nah. The most probable worst case is he'll get busted, identified as some dumbass kid, handed over to the consulate to deal with, and get shipped back first opportunity with a big fat bill going to his parents. Of course this whole process could take some very uncomfortable weeks for him. Still, I'm not convinced this isn't some elaborate .

 

[Hyperion]

Nah. The most probable worst case is he'll get busted, identified as some dumbass kid, handed over to the consulate to deal with, and get shipped back first opportunity with a big fat bill going to his parents. Of course this whole process could take some very uncomfortable weeks for him. Still, I'm not convinced this isn't some elaborate .