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DeagleDad420 said:

Step 1: Approach random black man
Step 2: Ask if he is Tupac
Step 3: Get kicked out of a restaurant for harassing patrons
Step 4: Crack the case

Seriously though, he's fucking far gone in this one. He's rapidly approaching Jace levels of paranoia and delusion. It takes a special kind of person to connect a shitload of unconnected things and make a conspiracy out of them. The logic he's using here is making my fucking head spin. I wouldn't be surprised if Eli was schizophrenic or something, or just came to this conclusion while drunk/high.
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post number is 666
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So is an "islam" = 1 shekel? If so Eli's 600 Islams = 175$

Omg, Jace is really trying to get this guy killed. "Take a bus to Gaza" , "Go to an 'abandoned' house and fortify it, easy!", "I want you in Gaza by tomorrow".

It was fun while it lasted, Eli.

I'm happy Jace is lucid enough to realize that filming a group of gays playing volleyball was not equal to 'getting intel'.
 
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jogurt said:
Omg, Jace is really trying to get this guy killed. "Take a bus to Gaza" , "Go to an 'abandoned' house and fortify it, easy!", "I want you in Gaza by tomorrow".
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What's weird is Eli seems to have these little moments of lucidity where he realizes Jace's plan is dumb horseshit, but he caves and continues anyway.
I think one of the prereqs for being Jace's friend is being a complete and utter pushover.
 
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axcel said:
What's weird is Eli seems to have these little moments of lucidity where he realizes Jace's plan is dumb horseshit, but he caves and continues anyway.
I think one of the prereqs for being Jace's friend is being a complete and utter pushover.
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Yea, I'm having a really hard time figuring out if Eli is completely faking it for Jace or if, like DeagleDad said, Eli is living his own version of Commander Stryker.

It's amazing to me to read Jace telling someone else to "take a tunnel to Gaza" or to build fortifications inside an abandoned building when he himself can't even cook bacon in the suburbs without almost causing a gas explosion.
 
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DeagleDad420 said:
Seriously though, he's fucking far gone in this one. He's rapidly approaching Jace levels of paranoia and delusion. It takes a special kind of person to connect a shitload of unconnected things and make a conspiracy out of them. The logic he's using here is making my fucking head spin. I wouldn't be surprised if Eli was schizophrenic or something, or just came to this conclusion while drunk/high.
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Absinthe said:
I think this is Eli stringing Jace along to score that Xbone.
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Voice in Eli's head: "It's been a week! Jace said he's not happy with the results and won't give me an Xbone! Fuck! I need to come up with something! ANYTHING! He'll buy any paranoid horseshit as long as it's got to do with Al-Gamefroguhogulogologio!"
 
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It's confirmed. Shits going down
 
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At this point, Eli's footage is looking like a perfect jump-off point for one of those "found footage" horror flicks.

"In 2014, one young American went to Israel to track down a terrorist organization.
He never returned.
Five years later, this footage was found beneath the floorboards of a cheap Tel Aviv hostel."
 
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looks like Eli is going to 9/11 soon. I wonder if the CIA is seeing this because they see everything or if it will be a surprise when a disturbed young American man winds up dead or in custody. Honestly, if anything good were to come from all this government surveillance shit they'd tip the Israelis off to Eli so they can arrest him and send his ass home. If some assholes on the internet can make a map of his roving videos in a couple days you know Mosad could find him in like ten minutes if they just knew they needed to.
 
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From: http://wikitravel.org/en/Gaza
Getting into Gaza is difficult. Most would-be visitors from countries with diplomatic relations with Israel are required to apply in advance for Israeli permission to enter the Gaza Strip through the Erez crossing. The permission application is usually submitted through local Israel embassies and, in theory takes between 5-10 days. In practice, it can take months. The main point of entry to Gaza is from Egypt through the Rafah crossing. The crossing was reopened for traffic on June 1, 2010 though some restrictions still apply. Egyptian authorities control their side of the crossing with Hamas police operating the other side. However, Palestinians (except for men between 18 and 40) are permitted to cross into Egypt visa-free.
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Guys, I don't think he'll parkour himself into a terrorist-dug grave any time soon.
 
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I think he'll go down that way. The real question is will he try to infiltrate or just walk up to the crossing and be like "let me in" and then make a video complaining about how it's a fortress and he can't get in when they tell him "no".
 
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