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[Goddess Jabba]

Well, technically he's already near Gaza. Everywhere in Israel is near Gaza. Seriously, the country is tiny. We're talking New Hampshire tiny.

There's no way in hell he's getting into Gaza. And god help him if he does, because the only way I see that happening is if he gets his silly ass kidnapped through a tunnel.

well I meant 'in' Gaza

 

[Smutley]

I mean he's genuinely there now, via that thing. And I was under the impression from the occasional vacation picture I've seen that soldiers weren't very rare in Israel.

And yeah, it's a lot for Tyce. I didn't call it "wise and informed speculation".

People have said this multiple times:

1) registration for birthright is closed and has been for the 2014 summer trips for a long time. Tyce and Eli would have had to sign up for this months ago in the hopes they could convince Jace to stop feuding with Tyce, convince him about tupac, convince him to sell weed with them AND pay for an xbone.
2) if Eli was over there on Birthright he would be in a huge group 24/7 and wouldn't be roaming around on his own with apparently just a duffle bag of clothes.
3) Eli wouldn't be staying in a hostel with random other guys if he was on birthright - he'd be staying with others and paired with English speakers.
4) Eli hasn't been proven to be Jewish.

I fully understand the desire for this to be a big ol ruse because the alternative is this kid put himself in danger for an xbox and isn't coming home because of his shitty friends. But that's what the current evidence is showing us - not that he's there on vacation.

 

[Zim]

I sort of want to know how many of these kids were in special ed. Jace was in some form of it obviously but the rest had to have been too to be stupid enough to hang out and go along with his stupid crap. This really is just becoming so amazingly dumb that one has to wonder.

I think I can vouch for everyone here by saying none of us would have friends like Jace or put up with his disrespect and crap.

 

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Mission update incoming.

 

[CatParty]

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Mission update incoming.

Obviously jace doesn't watch cnn.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Frank step up your game or go home, otherwise Eli is gonna get docked.

 

[Varis]

Some more partial transcriptions. Al-Gamerfood keeps coming up in Eli's videos, but there's no mention of Tupac, the assassination of the Prime Minister, or the problems with Jace. Make of it what you will.

Spoiler

Day 2: Infiltration Complete Bitchez..

This is Tel Aviv. Yea, its like Al-Qaeda city, but I'm here to get Al-Gamerfood, so I guess Al-Qaeda will just have to wait, heh. But anyway, I'm like, incognito, and, uhh, I'm- I'm waiting for my, like, transport to uh, the Gaza Strip, where I'll complete my, like, gamer mission.

(If he already had transport arranged, why did he end up staying for several days?)

Day 3: Walkin Thru Tell Avev 2 Meet My Contact...

Yeah, just like, chilling out here, uhh, this is, I think this place is called like... Tel, Tel Aviv? Something like that.

(Did he already forget where he was?)

Day 3: Scouting Out Da Gamerfood Base...

Here's the, like, Al-Gamerfood, like, base, man. They got like, a security guard and everything, it's fucked up.

Day 4: THEYRE ONTO ME

Yeah, (the) building over there? Way up there? Yeah, that's like, there's like a whole stake-out of, like, Al-Gamerfoods in there, and it's intense. (I've?) been avoiding them for days.

Day 6: At Da Home Base

There's a new guy in my HQ, he's like, he's French. This is up in Tel Aviv, man. Ummm, they got a bunch of, like, Islamic names? This is fucked up, man, but... And I think two Turkish guys, between like, heh, you and I, are like... I think they're like, part of Al-Gamerfood, but shhhh! They're, they're right near me, and like... Shhhh.

Day 9: Secret Nazi Training Camp

Hey guys, this is like Eli. This is where like, where all the like, Al-Gamerfood, uhh, like, elites go to eat. It's fucked up, I know man, like... But dude, whaddya gonna do, like, fucking Muslims.
...
(You?) guys look at this shit, like, I think... I think this is like... Fuck man, I think this is like, an Al-Qaeda training camp, like... I- Fuck man, I think... I think (???) wasn't actually created, like, a state for Islams. It's like, created as like, a home for Nazi Germany. I mean look at all these Aryan youths, like, dude what the fuck. This is fucked up dude, this is fucked up. I gotta go.

 

[KaiserC]

It'd be ironic if he was sentenced to death by stoning.

 

[Seahorses]

Frank step up your game or go home, otherwise Eli is gonna get docked.

"Docked pay" = One less xbox game.

Sorry you won't be getting that Halo Eli.

 

[Thetan]

It's times like these we need a professional hacker who can backtrace the IP's of his tweets and get us a ballpark location (as in "what side of the Atlantic") of where they're coming from.

Not possible. Twitter doesn't expose that info via their API. To access that kind of info, you'd have to hack Twitter's servers themselves. The information would most likely be in the activity logs.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

It'd be ironic if he was sentenced to death by stoning.

Well, getting stoned has put him in a pretty dangerous situation.

 

[Thetan]

Frank step up your game or go home, otherwise Eli is gonna get docked.

Ummmm..............wait..... Eli had the crossbow "ready"? So nobody in that grocery store noticed a derpy looking 20-something American stoner dude bro standing around with a shoddily made crossbow?

 

[Some JERK]

Ummmm..............wait..... Eli had the crossboy "ready"?

Can we please call it the "crossboy" from now on?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Not possible. Twitter doesn't expose that info via their API. To access that kind of info, you'd have to hack Twitter's servers themselves. The information would most likely be in the activity logs.

Ah. Though what about the youtube videos? Would Youtube track the log-ins? Or is that just Jace who gets the videos via email or something?

Ummmm..............wait..... Eli had the crossboy "ready"? So nobody in that grocery store noticed a derpy looking 20-something American stoner dude bro standing around with a shoddily made crossbow?

Nah, everybody probably did.

They also probably could have kicked his ass faster than the time it would take for the bow to self-destruct when the rubber band drawstring merely folded the thing in half when pulled.

 

[Thetan]

Can we please call it the "crossboy" from now on?

That's what happens when you try to type with a cat sitting on your lap.

 

[Danger]

I take that to mean it was in his bag he stopped in looked around said "damn no PM here also no dorritos so unrealistic"

 

[Seahorses]

Ummmm..............wait..... Eli had the crossbow "ready"? So nobody in that grocery store noticed a derpy looking 20-something American stoner dude bro standing around with a shoddily made crossbow?

What Eli imagined he was doing when he was walking into the grocery store.

 

[4Macie]

No wonder the Prime Minister wasn't there, they're putting their plans right out in the open. Twitter isn't private. Morons.... fucking nooby morons. If you're gonna kill someone, it's like Step 1: don't tell anyone you're gonna kill someone. No wonder Deagle Nation wanted a new leader.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

What Eli imagined he was doing when he was walking into the grocery store.

Please tell me that's a black velvet painting.

 

[A-№1]

I fully understand the desire for this to be a big ol ruse because the alternative is this kid put himself in danger for an xbox and isn't coming home because of his shitty friends. But that's what the current evidence is showing us - not that he's there on vacation.

I don't think desire has as much to do with it as the simple fact that you can't trust anything coming out of Jace and Company. Whether Eli is tricking Jace or really is following Jace's idiotic orders is neither here nor there. Both scenarios are hilariously awful. I just don't intend to be fooled either way.