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So if Eli spent days jacking off, hacking databases with Frank means... a Stanley Steamer?
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So if Eli spent days jacking off, hacking databases with Frank means... a Stanley Steamer?
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to need another video as proof that he is still in Israel.
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You obviously got some trust issues dude if you can't even have faith in our perma-stoned incogneato secret agent boi Eli.
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I'm gonna need a video proving he really did Finish Jerking Off.
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I'm gonna need a video proving he really did Finish Jerking Off.
Some of you guys are really fucked up for wanting to see Eli's money shot.
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No shit too minor
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Maybe they just want confirmation that he's Jewish?
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Except Americans tend not to have foreskins due to laziness/some fucked up belief that pulling the foreskin back is masturbation.
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It's the Five Knuckle Shuffle!
DeagleDad420
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How the fuck would he get back without Jace knowing?
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Calling mom and dad for enough Islams to get home.
So CIADude420 is busy keeping Eli off the streets, away from Gaza, and thus alive by sending him on pointless internet errands? That's probably the most non-retarded thing anyone has done during the saga so far (apart from telling him to go to the embassy, that is). A pity he's totally not active on these forums under a different name, so I can't commend him in person. Either way, Fuck Yeah CIA!!!
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He's totally not. But he is a true patriot and a hero wherever he may be.
MurcDusen
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I really wanna know what he found out now. And if Jace will even remember what Eli is doing or just invite him to play Gmod.
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Jace doesn't remember the names of marines who aren't the dream and not the nightmare who don't finish the fight.
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And I hope he has the good sense to tell Jace "this is some SUPER MAD INTEL and I can't talk about it over Twitter or phone or anything, send me the fucking plane ticket money".
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He could also sneak into a ship's cargo hold and stow away until it reaches port in the US. Of course, knowing how well this has gone, he would probably end up in Moscow or something.
And being in debt for a long, long time.
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Dude what the fuck there's snow everywhere and it's gay and really really cold dude and all the stores keep yelling at me in muslim and for some reason they won't take my fucking Islams dude what the fuck give me some intel or some shit
PsychicFish
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Oh Jace, rather than RP'ing 'stranded' why not help out your actual stranded friend, or have you forgotten already?
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