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Oh Jace, rather than RP'ing 'stranded' why not help out your actual stranded friend, or have you forgotten already?
My theory is that Jace is trying to forget about Eli as he doesn't have the money for a ticket.
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Oh Jace, rather than RP'ing 'stranded' why not help out your actual stranded friend, or have you forgotten already?
I guess they couldn't sling enough weed when they realized then only knew like 10 people.My theory is that Jace is trying to forget about Eli as he doesn't have the money for a ticket.
And being in debt for a long, long time.
So this is day 19 of Eli abroad right? I wonder how long until he starts to rely loose it.
How the fuck would he get back without Jace knowing?
At least he's not going to try and parkay into Gaza. Then he'd really be screwed.That comes when he tries to parkour into Gaza...
Jace did say in the last livestream that his favorite move that John Cena does is the Five Knuckle Shuffle.It's the Five Knuckle Shuffle!
At least he's not going to try and parkay into Gaza. Then he'd really be screwed.
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Seems that Commander Stryker is still on the ball and hasn't forgotten the goal of Operation Tupacalypse over the recent achievements such as Eli having an orgasm after a three day struggle. His tactical mind is always focussed on the mission.
Seriously, what does he mean with "good progress"?
Well, he butter know what he's doing if he's gonna try that.
Seriosuly? A fucking stove managed to get the better of Jace. In Sims and IRL. Eli could wear a pair of these and call himself Hershel (Eli's Navy Seal / Mossad cousin):How the fuck would he get back without Jace knowing?
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Seems that Commander Stryker is still on the ball and hasn't forgotten the goal of Operation Tupacalypse over the recent achievements such as Eli having an orgasm after a three day struggle. His tactical mind is always focussed on the mission.
Seriously, what does he mean with "good progress"?
Am I the only one that's starting to hear Jace's tweets as the voice of Fearless Leader?
"Eli, This is Commander Stryker. You must find MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!"
He's about a decent costume away from being a Venture Bros character by this point.He's like a cartoon villain who demands results from his henchmen regardless of the difficulties of taking down the hero in the show.
He doesn't care one way or the other, he just wants proof of his delusions. If it just so happens that Eli's death would be that proof, then so be it.Jace doesn't want Eli coming back alive does he?
Well, he butter know what he's doing if he's gonna try that.
Pretty arrogant of Commander Stryker to ignore the intel from secret agents indicating there's nothing to be done or found in Gaza. I can only imagine how this would go down in the real army.
"Mr. Petraeus, it looks like Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is indeed not in Tikrit."
"WHO CARES YOU HAVE TO GO IN THERE ANYWAY FINISH THE FIGHHHT BLUUUUUGGH"