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Why won't Eli just lie about being in Gaza and post some random picture of Israel? Or what was the main mission about (killing the prime minister?)

Edit: Mainly the same thing Darky said
 
Some facts of the situation:
  1. Eli is still currently in Israel. Specifically he's around Tel Aviv with frequent forays into the northern region.
  2. Eli is actually finding "leads" but they are just as retarded as you would expect.
  3. Eli's "websites" that he is "hacking" is really just going back and forth between Internet cafes in ridiculous disguises, downloading encrypted files from random Arabic websites with links to Rapidshare .rars and putting them on a flash drive before sneaking away. He literally spends several hours a day doing this.
  4. Most of the encrypted files are TrueCrypt containers filled with Nickelback albums. Eli has about 15 gigs worth of copies of the same Nickelback album sitting on his laptop by now.
  5. Eli is living on Jace's dime at some hostel in Tel Aviv. Jace is still sending him money regularly. He has a specific salary where he sends him money based on the amount of and quality of information he gathers. He claims he's attempting to save up for a plane ticket back.
  6. Eli is paranoid about Gamerfood/twitter trolls trying to kill him after the last couple incidents so he isn't posting any videos or tweeting, which is stupid because these videos/tweets help to convince Jace that he is "completing the mission" and therefore get him more cash.
The funniest part is I wouldn't have even known if Eli didn't completely fuck up during a file-downloading mission and blow his cover. Hi Eli.
 
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DeagleDad420 said:
Some facts of the situation:
  1. Eli is still currently in Israel. Specifically he's around Tel Aviv with frequent forays into the northern region.
  2. Eli is actually finding "leads" but they are just as retarded as you would expect.
  3. Eli's "websites" that he is "hacking" is really just going back and forth between Internet cafes in ridiculous disguises, downloading encrypted files from random Arabic websites with links to Rapidshare .rars and putting them on a flash drive before sneaking away. He literally spends several hours a day doing this.
  4. Most of the encrypted files are TrueCrypt containers filled with Nickelback albums. Eli has about 15 gigs worth of copies of the same Nickelback album sitting on his laptop by now.
  5. Eli is living on Jace's dime at some hostel in Tel Aviv. Jace is still sending him money regularly. He has a specific salary where he sends him money based on the amount of and quality of information he gathers. He claims he's attempting to save up for a plane ticket back.
  6. Eli is paranoid about Gamerfood/twitter trolls trying to kill him after the last couple incidents so he isn't posting any videos or tweeting, which is stupid because these videos/tweets help to convince Jace that he is "completing the mission" and therefore get him more cash.
The funniest part is I wouldn't have even known if Eli didn't completely fuck up during a file-downloading mission and blow his cover. Hi Eli.
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So he's going to escape Al GamerFood just to get caught by Nickleback's lawyers?

Edit: Someone finally told them that public websites are a bad place to post secret information, huh?
 
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KatsuKitty said:
How exactly is Jace sending Eli more Islams? Western Union?[/QUOTE.]

Either that or paypal.

It's pretty obvious that Eli is such a dipshit that his parents don't care that he's been missing for three weeks. I just hope Jace gets him back before all of his assets are seized when his grow operation is raided.
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hurrhurrhurr said:
Either that or paypal.

It's pretty obvious that Eli is such a dipshit that his parents don't care that he's been missing for three weeks. I just hope Jace gets him back before all of his assets are seized when his grow operation is raided.
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I think at that point the feds would search his computer and such to find buyers/potential dealers and whatnot.

Jace will then be charged with attempted terrorism and gets to play a real life F.A.T.A.L in prison.

Eli will be picked up by Mossad.
 
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DeagleDad420 said:
Some facts of the situation:
  1. Eli is still currently in Israel. Specifically he's around Tel Aviv with frequent forays into the northern region.
  2. Eli is actually finding "leads" but they are just as retarded as you would expect.
  3. Eli's "websites" that he is "hacking" is really just going back and forth between Internet cafes in ridiculous disguises, downloading encrypted files from random Arabic websites with links to Rapidshare .rars and putting them on a flash drive before sneaking away. He literally spends several hours a day doing this.
  4. Most of the encrypted files are TrueCrypt containers filled with Nickelback albums. Eli has about 15 gigs worth of copies of the same Nickelback album sitting on his laptop by now.
  5. Eli is living on Jace's dime at some hostel in Tel Aviv. Jace is still sending him money regularly. He has a specific salary where he sends him money based on the amount of and quality of information he gathers. He claims he's attempting to save up for a plane ticket back.
  6. Eli is paranoid about Gamerfood/twitter trolls trying to kill him after the last couple incidents so he isn't posting any videos or tweeting, which is stupid because these videos/tweets help to convince Jace that he is "completing the mission" and therefore get him more cash.
The funniest part is I wouldn't have even known if Eli didn't completely fuck up during a file-downloading mission and blow his cover. Hi Eli.
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So that bus trip led to nowhere? :stupid:

I'll keep making fun of him until he parkays into Gaza.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
No, he was actually going towards Gaza and I believe got as far as Ashdod before his detour. The plan was to take a bus to the closest city he could and then somehow "infiltrate" Gaza on foot.
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Any details you can spare about this "detour"? I'm curious how he ended up back in Tel Aviv. Did he accidentally board a wrong bus, find himself back where he started, and decide "fuck this I'm just gonna hack some Muslim websites instead"?
 
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Glad to see Chad Kroeger's music and lyrics are helping Eli finish the fight.

And since Chad is married to Avril Lavigne, they can help Eli find a girlfriend! That will definitely help his mission.
 
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  1. Most of the encrypted files are TrueCrypt containers filled with Nickelback albums. Eli has about 15 gigs worth of copies of the same Nickelback album sitting on his laptop by now.
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Does Eli not know what's in the files he's been downloading? I can see this turning out hilariously when he gets back to the States:
Eli: "Hey umm Jace yo dawg here's like those like muslim files I downloaded or whatever"
Jace: "That's on this site OK"
[Several hours pass; Eli goes home for his first bath in weeks]
[Eli's phone rings]
Eli: "what up bro?"
Jace: "OK OK OK OK OK OK THAT'S FERKED UP!! THIS INTEL IS BULLCRAP ONLINE! GO BACK TO IS-REEAL RIGHT NOW SOLDIER!!! YOU NEED TO GO TO GAZA RIGHT NOW TO FINISH THE FIGHT OR I WILL BLACKMAIL YOU!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!"
 
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Does Eli not know what's in the files he's been downloading? I can see this turning out hilariously when he gets back to the States:
Eli: "Hey umm Jace yo dawg here's like those like muslim files I downloaded or whatever"
Jace: "That's on this site OK"
[Several hours pass; Eli goes home for his first bath in weeks]
[Eli's phone rings]
Eli: "what up bro?"
Jace: "OK OK OK OK OK OK THAT'S FERKED UP!! THIS INTEL IS BULLCRAP ONLINE! GO BACK TO IS-REEAL RIGHT NOW SOLDIER!!! YOU NEED TO GO TO GAZA RIGHT NOW TO FINISH THE FIGHT OR I WILL BLACKMAIL YOU!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!"
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Fortunately, once you encrypt Nickelback, it cannot be decrypted. One of the primary tenets of computing: Garbage in, garbage out. The developers of the MP3 algorithm had to put in special tweaks to allow Nickelback to be encoded and decoded in the first place. (And only begrudgingly so, they only listened to "Tom's Diner" all day long)
 
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DeagleDad420 said:
Some facts of the situation:
  1. Eli is still currently in Israel. Specifically he's around Tel Aviv with frequent forays into the northern region.
  2. Eli is actually finding "leads" but they are just as retarded as you would expect.
  3. Eli's "websites" that he is "hacking" is really just going back and forth between Internet cafes in ridiculous disguises, downloading encrypted files from random Arabic websites with links to Rapidshare .rars and putting them on a flash drive before sneaking away. He literally spends several hours a day doing this.
  4. Most of the encrypted files are TrueCrypt containers filled with Nickelback albums. Eli has about 15 gigs worth of copies of the same Nickelback album sitting on his laptop by now.
  5. Eli is living on Jace's dime at some hostel in Tel Aviv. Jace is still sending him money regularly. He has a specific salary where he sends him money based on the amount of and quality of information he gathers. He claims he's attempting to save up for a plane ticket back.
  6. Eli is paranoid about Gamerfood/twitter trolls trying to kill him after the last couple incidents so he isn't posting any videos or tweeting, which is stupid because these videos/tweets help to convince Jace that he is "completing the mission" and therefore get him more cash.
The funniest part is I wouldn't have even known if Eli didn't completely fuck up during a file-downloading mission and blow his cover. Hi Eli.
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I think I fucking pissed myself
 
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