Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Randall Fragg]

And from amid the ashes of a fallen country one voice cried out, "That's sick. TAHAA!!!"

Tyce, Jace, and Eli. Who would have know that they'd turn out to be history's biggest monsters.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

About the video being edited:
When the camera moves on the video, you can hear eli moving around. I doubt somebody who hangs out with Jace Connors and goes along with Tyce's schemes would be smart enough to pay attention to details like that.
Also, prepare for US to invade gaza when Eli gets beheaded on liveleak.

 

[Randall Fragg]

About the video being edited:
When the camera moves on the video, you can hear eli moving around. I doubt somebody who hangs out with Jace Connors and goes along with Tyce's schemes would be smart enough to pay attention to details like that.
Also, prepare for US to invade gaza when Eli gets beheaded on liveleak.

No, we invading shithole countries for shaky reasons was Bush. Commie-Bammy just wouldn't care. Which of course would make Fox News martyr Eli, stand by his brave patriot friends, interview them constantly, and... Holy Shit, this entire thing is a plot for Jace to get FactZone on Fox News!

 

[Some JERK]

I used to think that this was all an elaborate... whatever. (still kinda do.) but it's irrelevant at this point. regardless of what's really going on, you have two people talking on camera about assassinating a head of state and smuggling hidden weapons aboard airplanes while they drive up to an airport. that's enough to catch a conspiracy charge regardless of what's actually going on. So it's either a really stupid lolcow, or a really really stupid hoax.

 

[RetardBus]

If this somehow makes the headlines by something going horribly wrong, I'm going to laugh when the media discovers the history of Deagle Nation's three stooges and tries to figure out what it meant, and how it lead up to some stoner idiot who plays Call of Duty flying to the Middle East to kill a prime minister.

It's going to be even better if the story goes international and gets the attention of all of the crazy anti violent video game activists.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That video can't have been made on the E190 that was in the air at the time Absinthe speculates. The window is seen briefly at the start of the recording and it's pitch black which indicates night. It wouldn't have been dark enough at any time flight AWE 739 was moving between Boston and Philly for the windows to be that way.

 

[cluelessly]

Like others have said, I think Eli really is going somewhere abroad. He's probably just going to bum around the tourist destinations and take a few choppy videos of him running around the beach, pretending to be in the desert where he's being pursued by Hamas.

Basically he got a free vacation and when he comes back he's gonna get a free X Box too.

 

[Himawari]

That video can't have been made on the E190 that was in the air at the time Absinthe speculates. The window is seen briefly at the start of the recording and it's pitch black which indicates night. It wouldn't have been dark enough at any time flight AWE 739 was moving between Boston and Philly for the windows to be that way.

Hmm, interesting point. Could that maybe be the color of the window shades? (I know they're usually a light off-white color, but...) Last time I was on an airplane the flight attendants fervently required all passengers to keep the window shades down at all times during the flight. idk why.

 

[Duke Nukem]

ITS NOT REAL ITS NOT REAL ITS NOT REAL

NO ONE IS THIS STUPID

NONE OF THIS IS REAL

That being said, I think there's an off chance that if any of this is real, then Eli is way in over his head, and he doesn't know it yet.

 

[Thetan]

A while ago, Jace had the great idea (and it was his own idea, hilariously enough!) to plan a "stealth mission" to Palestine. He believes that "Al-Gamerfood" has ties to Hamas and plans on investigating, by flying to Tel Aviv and "stealthing" into Palestine to find and assassinate the Prime Minister, Ismail Haniyah, thereby putting an end to this conflict. If you think I'm exaggerating any of this, you can read the prequel thread here, where he first laid out these insane plans. Mere days after he first posted these plans they were squashed by his older brother, Robert.

A few weeks later, he announced he was going to try again but needed to raise money for it, eventually discovering a loophole where Eli could apply for the Jewish Birthright program and get a free flight to Israel if he converted to Judaism. This is what they did.

Things to notice in the video:
-He has a nonlethal "incognito concealed weapon" that uses "ammo" of some sort. I'm seriously thinking it's an airsoft gun
-Jace is really paranoid and nervous
-Someone out there is stupid enough to risk torture, imprisonment and beheading for an XBox One, and Jace thinks this is an adequate form of payment and a fair deal
-There is a John Cena figure which seems to be pointing a gun at Eli
-Jace is waving a fucking spraypainted gun around an AIRPORT
-"how am I supposed to take out ragheads" - he's just as crazy as Jace
-Jace drinking Monster again
-Jace's inhaler
-He explicitly tells Eli to try to kill the Prime Minister
-"IcyPlayboi69"
-Tyce somehow convinced Eli to go along with this
-"TRUTH DOESN'T HAVE A JURISDICTION"
-Jace, Tyce, and Eli made a "business agreement". Guessing it involves Tyce's "easy money" schemes. It would make sense that Jace would be hesitant to agree to anything involving Tyce, so Tyce used Eli as leverage. Of course Tyce, being a sociopath, doesn't care that Eli will likely get beheaded overseas as a result.

All things considered, it's extremely likely that Eli will either:
-never make it past the TSA
-arrive in Israel and get arrested
-get beheaded by Hamas on LiveLeak

ESPECIALLY given that Jace had the amazing prescence of mind to threaten ISIS on Twitter mere days before the flight, laying out their plans and explicitly describing how Eli would "kill them".

Yeah, I sound like a broken record but..... Why the fuck is he DRIVING? I know that Gail isn't a model parent, and she's definitely got issues of her own, but how can she let Jace take her car, and while his license is suspended no less.

As I said in chat, here is what I think is going to go down now

1) After Jace leaves, Eli gets picked up by Tyce or someone and crashes round his house for a while
2) a week or two later Jace recieves a hostage video from Al Gamerfood of men in balaclavas forcing Eli to read out a list of demands, ranging from jewmonies to demanding he shove his cena doll up his ass and admit to not being a muhreen, with Eli being threatened with beheading if Jace doesnt comply
3) If jace refuses Eli cooks up some story of escaping on his own and swears revenge on jace.
4) If jace pays up/shoves the doll up, Eli is released and the two have a tearful reunion/Jace disowns him for failing/whatever

Im calling it now. Something like this is my best bet of what will happ now

I'm pretty sure Jace has already stuffed the Cena doll up his ass. Maybe next time, someone will get it on film.

 

[spaps]

Boy, what a time to start giving a fuck about Jace again. Bye Eli! Make sure your last words are something cool and patriotic!

EDIT: Also, why isn't this thread's title 'Tupacalypse Now?'
EDIT 2: Oh, nevermind. That's the actual name of the operation.
Tupacalypse Now is still more clever, though.

 

[Thetan]

Did anyone else notice the dog under the seat? I'm quite certain that in-cabin pets aren't allowed on international flights, especially long international flights. I'm not sure if Eli flew from Logan Airport in Boston, but it he did, it's approximately a 14hr flight to Tel Aviv. Maybe he just told Jace he's going to Tel Aviv, while his real destination is a bit less exotic.

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Terrible news.

As luck would have it, I'd miss the stream anyway because I've got to be at Logan Airport (picking up my husband).

Still sucks though. I hope the commander decides to finish the fight, for the sake of all the loyal fans.

 

[spaps]

Did anyone else notice the dog under the seat? I'm quite certain that in-cabin pets aren't allowed on international flights, especially long international flights. I'm not sure if Eli flew from Logan Airport in Boston, but it he did, it's approximately a 14hr flight to Tel Aviv. Maybe he just told Jace he's going to Tel Aviv, while his real destination is a bit less exotic.

He could just be taking a local flight to another airport, then taking a flight to Tel Aviv from there. I don't see why anyone would pay the money for a flight all for an epin tr0le.

 

[Thetan]

CatParty, I don't think he's actually going to go.

Oh he's going somewhere, I just don't think it's Tel Aviv. He wouldn't be the first of Jace's friends to exploit his naivete and stupidity.

 

[spaps]

Wait, did Jace pay for the ticket?






...I'll show myself out.

 

[Thetan]

A'ight niggas, here's what's gonna go down and some other shit as well.

1. Eli is just going to go to Tel Aviv and party his ass off, maybe shoot some footage of himself in the desert away from Gaza, act like the mission was a failure, and head back.

2. This is probably me sperging over \M/ETAL Gear Solid again, but hory shet do I see this going the way of Ground Zeroes. Jace will come home to find that his Mother Base (A.k.a Mom's House) had been attacked by al-Gamerfood, or maybe just had his pot raided or his mom called the police on him to stop him from getting on that flight, and then get sent to bible camp for a grueling nine days before being sprung out by Tyce. Still believing that Eli is in Israel, Jace and Tyce will attempt a rescue mission to spring him from the clutches of the ISIS-al Gamerfood alliance.

3. The "secret weapon" turns out to not be an airsoft gun, resulting in Jace's detainment.

4. Shit goes as planned, but Tyce is left waiting in the cold for his Xbox One.

Maybe the seekrit incogneato weapon is a biological one. Now we know why Jace had the toothbrush up his ass.

Already been pointed out but...

1. Dog on plane
2. Airplane only has 2 rows of 3 seats each which means it's a domestic flight. International flights have much wider aisles with at least three sections of seating per row.
3. No yarmulkes

He's not going to Israel on that plane. That is certain. So unless he is going non-direct and stopping somewhere else in US first, it's bunk.

No Fun Allowed.

Oooh.... GOOD eye! I thought the dog was odd, but I totally missed the absence of yarmulkes,

Wait, did Jace pay for the ticket?






...I'll show myself out.

Well, if Eli really did get sponsored by Birth Right, the flight was free. Typically, a flight like that would cost between $1,300 - $1,900. I can't imagine Jace being able to come up with that much money (he was bawwwwwing about not having enough cash to replace his broken monitor).

 

[CWCissey]

Maybe the seekrit incogneato weapon is a biological one. Now we know why Jace had the toothbrush up his ass.

'TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS GONNA BE SICK! Hang on, do MOOSLIMS even brush their teeth?'

 

[soIregistered]

Well, if Eli really did get sponsored by Birth Right, the flight was free. Typically, a flight like that would cost between $1,300 - $1,900. I can't imagine Jace being able to come up with that much money (he was bawwwwwing about not having enough cash to replace his broken monitor).

Wouldn't the process of getting your free birthright ticket probably involve some paperwork and several weeks of red tape? These fucking illiterate mongos cooked up this scheme, what, a week ago? I doubt Jace or any of these tardos could fill out a McDonald's application by themselves.

 

[Le Bateleur]

That video can't have been made on the E190 that was in the air at the time Absinthe speculates. The window is seen briefly at the start of the recording and it's pitch black which indicates night. It wouldn't have been dark enough at any time flight AWE 739 was moving between Boston and Philly for the windows to be that way.

I see what you mean in the video. However, if the video was shot at night it leaves two possibilities: Eli dubbed in the voiceover, or he filmed it earlier than 20th July.
I don't think either is probable. As has been mentioned, the audio synchs too well with the camera movements for it to be dubbed by anyone with Tyce and Eli's abilities and resources. Eli flying earlier than 20th would mean all the Twitter exchanges on 20th between him and Jace would have to be scheduled in advance which doesn't fit a group of disorganised stoners.
So that leaves either the window blinds theory, or a possible combination of thick airplane windows and the camera's auto white balance making the windows look black.

 

[Arctic]

Wouldn't the process of getting your free birthright ticket probably involve some paperwork and several weeks of red tape? These fucking illiterate mongos cooked up this scheme, what, a week ago? I doubt Jace or any of these tardos could fill out a McDonald's application by themselves.

Obviously they're all very much delusional but they can do mundane tasks if they need to. Jace worked at Wal-Mart for years, And when you look at Eli's name it's possible that he already has Jewish heritage, which would make the whole thing a lot easier.